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#26055 Apr 20, 2013
4. Uh oh…Homecoming Queen contender Jenny and nemesis DeMarte unintentionally match today. Both chose a black and white ensemble for today’s showdown, and we all know that’s a catfight waiting to happen. To make matters worse, Jodi is the odd wingnut out in muddy green. For someone with neurotic fears of abandonment, this last minute costume clash could push her over the edge. Somebody slip her a tranquilizer or strap her to the chair Hannibal Lecter style, because her empty stare is freaking everyone out.

5. Jenny whined for a spell about DeMarte earning $300 an hour, which according to Jenny is indicative of secondary gain. Ironically, she, Heavy D Nurmi, and LaViolette all earn more, so she should probably stop her hypocritical song and dance about draining taxpayers (who are sitting on the jury, by the way). She also suggested Janeen was not a qualified expert due to the absence of “lecturer” on her CV. Perhaps if she had toured to spread the word about battered Disney characters rather than treat patients, she would have more credibility with Team Cosmonaut. Try as she might to imitate barky Martinez, Catty Jenny just cannot rattle Janeen’s cage.

6. Nurmi needs a barkalounger, preferably with a massage pillow, and an aromatherapeutic neck wrap. He may as well come to court in his jammies at this point. Let Jenny text him from the sidebars with updates. He’s got snoozing to do.

7. It’s official: I would rather listen to Freddy Kruger’s nails on a chalkboard, while stabbing myself in the eyeball repeatedly with a rusty nail, while inhaling a swarm of gnats after stepping in dog vomit, than listen to Jenny’s voice.

8. Apparently, after diagnosing Jodi with BPD, DeMarte’s home was broken into, and her laptop was stolen. My money is on Wilmott. I could see her squeezing through the doggy door in all black, and snatching that computer to look for pictures of Janeen’s Homecoming dress. The crown will be defended at ANY cost.

9. Lawdy lawdy, DeMarte is better prepared than Wilmott, who keeps slamming face first into brick walls while chasing her tail, and at times doesn’t seem to understand her own questions. Her inability to phase Janeen in any way whatsoever sends her flying around the courtroom like a rapidly deflating balloon. All the while, a dead eyed Jodi stares straight ahead with drool dripping out one side of her mouth.

10. So court ended abruptly today because poor Stabby has yet another conveniently timed migraine. I didnt know demons could get headaches, let alone migraines induced by their lawyer’s incompetence. I love learning new things.

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#26056 Apr 20, 2013
18 Apr

Jenny Makes a Great Accidental Prosecutor

Posted by eggtreenews in Parody News, Travis Alexander Case. 94 Comments

-Bazzaro Arizona

Sophomore debate club captain and Homecoming Queen contender Jenny Wilmott inadvertently turned into a stellar asset for the prosecution today, when she continued her clumsy, snarky cross examination of psychologist Janeen DeMarte. Some of the highlights:

1. Shrill Empress of Smug Jenny is unexpectedly learning all kinds of things about psychology from DeMarte as a result of her own misinformed questions. So far she’s been schooled about licensing laws, testing methods, terminology, and manners. And Jenny no likey being corrected, especially by a professional whose cage cannot be rattled despite all her best sophomoric efforts. Who would’ve thought a clinical psychologist who understands the inner workings of the brain would know how to play an immature catty female like a fiddle? Derrrrrrp!

2. Not the hippocampus again…The word alone gives me painful flashbacks to Richard “Boss Hogg” Samuels’ traumatic testimony. Shudder. After a feeble attempt at sparring over brain chemistry, Jenny actually asked if Janeen ever examined Stabby’s hippocampus to determine if it was irregular. When Janeen answered no, Jenny implied it was somehow professionally irresponsible not to do so. Which is really ironic since her own expert didn’t do it either. Derrrrrrp!

3. Then the mad-cat-with-a-law degree climbed the walls shrieking for awhile over executive functions of the brain shutting down during trauma. During her utterly inept diatribe, she managed to establish (with attitude) not once, not twice, not “thrice,” but four whole times, that Stabby demonstrated higher level functions by cleaning up the crime scene, removing weapons, deleting pictures of Travis being killed, and throwing the camera in the washing machine to destroy evidence. Derrrrrrp!!

4. Then she contradicted her own client’s testimony. Stabby Einstein previously told the jury she “didn’t even remember pulling the trigger,” and that the gun just went off when she pulled it on a menacing Travis in the closet. Then the convenient fog immediately set in, and didn’t lift until hours later when Stabby noticed blood on her hand and (according to DeMarte) immediately concluded she murdered him. Whiny Wilmott whined whinily,“But she REMEMBERED having to shoot Travis, and him falling on top of her. So wouldn’t it be a logical conclusion?”

***Crickets***

Reeeeeaaaaally, Jenny? She REMEMBERS Travis falling on top of her? Thanks for that incriminating revelation that totally contradicts her amnesia blackout. Derpitty derrrrrp!!!!

5. When Jenny called the psychologist out into the schoolyard for a stern scolding over her BPD diagnosis, DeMarte calmly divulged a nice plethora of new examples to defend her assessment. Apparently Stabby had a number of phony jobs in her life. The creepiest: child caretaker. Just like her long lost twin sister Casey Anthony!! Derpitty derp derp derrrrrrrp!

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#26057 Apr 20, 2013
6. Jenny must’ve gotten into some meth-laced catnip over lunch, because she really upped the b*tch switch when she got back. DeMarte brought up Stabby physically abusing her own mother, and Jenny hissed,“You just wanted to throw that out there, that she hit her mother?” The hypocrisy is rich, considering her entire case is “throwing things out there” about Travis. Herpitty derp derp derpitty derrrrp!

7. Since we’re on the topic of hypocrisy….So about that Valentine’s Day email Stabby Einstein authored, detailing her rage issues… According to Jenny the Intolerable, Janeen shouldn’t assume it was true, because she wasnt there when it was written to confirm context. But LaViolette can spend weeks on the stand doing that very thing to Travis. Herpa derpa der derpitty derp derrrrrrp!

8. Sometimes after listening to Jenny’s questions, DeMarte looks like she’s thinking,“Which one of us is stoned right now?”

9. Heavy D Nurmi is still practicing for that Barcalounger.

10. Jenny forgot to bring her psycho My Twin doll Jodi’s coloring books and crayons to court today, and Stabby was bored senseless.

11. Derrrrrrrrrrpp!

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#26058 Apr 20, 2013
Hey zAZZ, thanks for all the eggtree!!!

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#26059 Apr 20, 2013
zazz wrote:
When Casey's case was given to Perry all I read were praises for him.
I think people were afraid to discuss what a piss poor judge he is because of his race.
I've seen him since chairing several committees. He's an idiot. Not only did he prove that during Casey's trial, he continues to prove it.
Yet, no one will publicly criticize him.
If he were a white guy, he would be kicked off the bench.
I actually thought he would be good at first too Zazz, then it all went down hill from there!

Bozo never really did get repremanded for his behavior, Perry just threatened him every now and then.

Always warning him yet doing really nothing.
No wonder they wanted to get rid of Strickland.

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#26060 Apr 21, 2013
'She Could Be a Paralegal or Something Like That Right Away.'

Casey Anthony has become so experienced with the legal system since her daughter disappeared in 2008 that she may be considering a job as a paralegal, her attorney told ABCNews.com .

Anthony, 26, has been unemployed for the past four years and recently filed bankruptcy. She's almost $800,000 in debt but has less than $1,100 worth of assets, according to her bankruptcy filing.

When asked what she may be interested in doing, her attorney Charles Greene said she might want to be a paralegal.

"I truly believe that she has a lot of skills," Greene said. "She's better than many paralegals I know. She could be a paralegal or something like that right away. She is very organized, a very intelligent, very computer savvy person, so I think her skills and her desire may lie somewhere in that field."

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#26061 Apr 21, 2013
Her skills all require her to be naked and spreading her nasty germs on men. Oh, and spreading her legs.

Open wide.
lisa

Mount Vernon, IL

#26062 Apr 23, 2013
zazz wrote:
6. Jenny must’ve gotten into some meth-laced catnip over lunch, because she really upped the b*tch switch when she got back. DeMarte brought up Stabby physically abusing her own mother, and Jenny hissed,“You just wanted to throw that out there, that she hit her mother?” The hypocrisy is rich, considering her entire case is “throwing things out there” about Travis. Herpitty derp derp derpitty derrrrp!
7. Since we’re on the topic of hypocrisy….So about that Valentine’s Day email Stabby Einstein authored, detailing her rage issues… According to Jenny the Intolerable, Janeen shouldn’t assume it was true, because she wasnt there when it was written to confirm context. But LaViolette can spend weeks on the stand doing that very thing to Travis. Herpa derpa der derpitty derp derrrrrrp!
8. Sometimes after listening to Jenny’s questions, DeMarte looks like she’s thinking,“Which one of us is stoned right now?”
9. Heavy D Nurmi is still practicing for that Barcalounger.
10. Jenny forgot to bring her psycho My Twin doll Jodi’s coloring books and crayons to court today, and Stabby was bored senseless.
11. Derrrrrrrrrrpp!
Hi Zazz!! I'm just waiting for Aria's trial to be over with,it seems like it has dragged on,too long.
lisa

Mount Vernon, IL

#26063 Apr 23, 2013
Sweet53 wrote:
<quoted text>
Yeh saw that Lisa, so looks like the pigtails and spidy undies might have been her idea, not Travis's idea after all hah?
She needs to be locked up and the key thrown away.
She's a whole new level of crazy!~
Although from what I have seen her and Casey are way too similar in everything they did.
Excepting of course Casey killing her own innocent child.
Such great levels of hatefullness and evilness!
Yet one still walks free....
Hi Sweet!! Yeah,defenltaly a whole new level of craziness.It's like there's no lesser evil there.Here we have Aria's who murders a man,who could have defended himself,had he known he was going to be attacked,and then of coarse Caylee,because she was so young had no way to defend herself.

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#26064 Apr 24, 2013
lisa wrote:
<quoted text>Hi Zazz!! I'm just waiting for Aria's trial to be over with,it seems like it has dragged on,too long.
Hey girl. How's it going?

Are you in the flood zone? I sure hope not.

Tomorrow will be a short day and then court won't reconvene until May 1st.

Judge said come early and be prepared to stay late.

May 2 and 3 will be closing arguments.

OMG, is it finally going to end?
lisa

Mount Vernon, IL

#26065 Apr 25, 2013
zazz wrote:
<quoted text>
Hey girl. How's it going?
Are you in the flood zone? I sure hope not.
Tomorrow will be a short day and then court won't reconvene until May 1st.
Judge said come early and be prepared to stay late.
May 2 and 3 will be closing arguments.
OMG, is it finally going to end?
Hi Zazz and good morning!! Nope,no flooding this way.(I'm watching a little this morning,before I have to leave,they have the ex-girlfriend on.The defense is asking her all these sex questions about Travis,and she's like no,he never said or did that)Aria's is one sick betchh,and it would not surprise me at all if she tried some necrophillia on Travis.She's one psyhco slut,that's for sure.You'll have to excuse my language,she liked getting it up the ass and then liked killing him.Aria's is just plain nasty.Here's hoping you have a sunny day,friend,"clink,clink "!!

“Evil bone with blue demons”

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#26066 Apr 25, 2013
hey ladies droping off some love to you

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#26067 Apr 25, 2013
Your Next wrote:
hey ladies droping off some love to you
Hello Fred. I'm so happy to see you I'm not even going to chide you for your disappearing act. Welcome back. Hope all is well with you and Wilma.

Missed you bunches.
lisa

Mount Vernon, IL

#26068 Apr 25, 2013
zazz wrote:
<quoted text>
Hello Fred. I'm so happy to see you I'm not even going to chide you for your disappearing act. Welcome back. Hope all is well with you and Wilma.
Missed you bunches.
Heay Zazz!! Just catching up on some news tonight,watching Nancey Grace on the Aria's trial,but I missed most of the show already.(the one ex fiace is on.Travis told her,Aria's was a pathological liar)I don't think it occured to him ever that she would go this far and be murdered by her.I think if it was'nt him,she would have become fixtated and obsessed with someone else,regardless.
lisa

Mount Vernon, IL

#26069 Apr 25, 2013
Your Next wrote:
hey ladies droping off some love to you
Hi Katt!! Where have you been and what have you been up too? It's been a couple of months since you've been on.Have you been catching up with babykiller news? I hope you have been doing good!! I see you made it through winter,hee-hee, and you might as well go ahead and spank me some Katt,becuase my prevouis post about cockroach Aria's was pretty bad.

“Evil bone with blue demons”

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#26070 Apr 26, 2013
been crazy around here busy but i'm ok

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#26071 Apr 26, 2013
Your Next wrote:
been crazy around here busy but i'm ok
Since you've been gone, there's been no one to pass the bong!!

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#26072 Apr 26, 2013
Sweet53 wrote:
Hey zAZZ, thanks for all the eggtree!!!
Hey my sweet Sweet. You are certainly welcome. I'm not sure many people are reading these days.

Haven't seen you around much lately. Hope all is well with you and yours.

Continued prayers for your grandson. God bless him.

Sending you hugs and kisses.

“Evil bone with blue demons”

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#26073 Apr 28, 2013
Spooky Mulder wrote:
<quoted text>
Since you've been gone, there's been no one to pass the bong!!
lol I use to love giving them hell.

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#26074 Apr 30, 2013
Zazz
I haven't read here much lately, and hardly ever post, but I was very impressed with your lengthy and thought provoking post (1-10). Ah, the humor and the pathos! Are you a professional writer?
If not, you missed your calling! Beautiful!

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