The Adaptive Function of Masturbatio...

The Adaptive Function of Masturbation in a Promiscuous African Ground Squirrel

There are 54 comments on the www.plosone.org story from Nov 13, 2010, titled The Adaptive Function of Masturbation in a Promiscuous African Ground Squirrel. In it, www.plosone.org reports that:

Studies of animal mating systems increasingly emphasize female multiple mating and cryptic sexual selection, particularly sperm competition.

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“Shaggin' Wagon.”

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Springfield, MA

#22 Nov 17, 2010
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>Don't look at me, I'm not a witch!
What makes you think she's a witch?
----Well, she turned me into a newt!
A newt?
------... I got better.
**********Burn her anyway!

“Maccullochella macquariensis”

Since: May 08

Melbourne, Australia

#23 Nov 18, 2010
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>Don't look at me, I'm not a witch!
So you deny you weigh the same as a duck, then?

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#24 Nov 18, 2010
Bluenose wrote:
<quoted text>
So you deny you weigh the same as a duck, then?
Well, I do float like a duck...but it's natural, I swear.

“Maccullochella macquariensis”

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#25 Nov 18, 2010
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>Well, I do float like a duck...but it's natural, I swear.
Hmmm... Floats like a duck, thus weighs the same as a duck and so must be made of of wood and therefore, logically, a witch!

Burn her! Burn her!

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#26 Nov 18, 2010
Bluenose wrote:
<quoted text>
Hmmm... Floats like a duck, thus weighs the same as a duck and so must be made of of wood and therefore, logically, a witch!
Burn her! Burn her!
Dang! Can't we cut straight to the Castle Anthrax part and the spanking scene? Spankings are hot....

“What, me worry?”

Since: Mar 09

I'm a racist caricature!

#27 Nov 18, 2010
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>Dang! Can't we cut straight to the Castle Anthrax part and the spanking scene? Spankings are hot....
You KNOW what comes after the spanking...

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#28 Nov 18, 2010
LowellGuy wrote:
<quoted text>
You KNOW what comes after the spanking...
I'm tingling with anticipation...

“Shaggin' Wagon.”

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#29 Nov 18, 2010
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>I'm tingling with anticipation...
BEACH BLANKET BINGO!!!!! YAYYYYYyyyyyyyeh

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#30 Nov 18, 2010
Noodly James wrote:
<quoted text>
BEACH BLANKET BINGO!!!!! YAYYYYYyyyyyyyeh
You know the oral sex mentioned in the script never specified who was on the recieving end, male or female?
:-/

“Shaggin' Wagon.”

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#31 Nov 19, 2010
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>You know the oral sex mentioned in the script never specified who was on the recieving end, male or female?
:-/
F#%$# it. 69 it.

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#32 Nov 19, 2010
http://www.ift-aft.org/AboutIFT/Resolutions/2...

Welcome to the Illinois Federation of Teachers.

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#33 Nov 19, 2010
Noodly James wrote:
http://www.ift-aft.org/AboutIF T/Resolutions/2010.aspx
Welcome to the Illinois Federation of Teachers.
#11. Nice.

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#34 Nov 19, 2010
However, #17 is a little disturbing. I don't want teachers pusing anything.

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#35 Nov 19, 2010
LowellGuy wrote:
However,#17 is a little disturbing. I don't want teachers pusing anything.
Yeah, military recruiters setting up office in high school hallways is a bunch of crap.

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#36 Nov 19, 2010
Noodly James wrote:
http://www.ift-aft.org/AboutIF T/Resolutions/2010.aspx
Welcome to the Illinois Federation of Teachers.
Hm, no #18. I guess IL isn't big on mathematics?

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#37 Nov 19, 2010
LowellGuy wrote:
However,#17 is a little disturbing. I don't want teachers pusing anything.
Don't forget about Obama trying to enforce Clinton's *mandatory* volunteerism with the institution of the G.I.V.E. Act.

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#38 Nov 19, 2010
LowellGuy wrote:
However,#17 is a little disturbing. I don't want teachers pusing anything.
It sounds too much like the old conscription of accused criminals who were given the choice of prison or military service. A little too convenient in times of war.
Largelanguage

Wrexham, UK

#39 Mar 28, 2013
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>Don't look at me, I'm not a witch!
Yes you are. And full of emotional suppression from spanking!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Only sadomaschistic reasons you think spankings are hot! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Funny your abuse is, and what stems from it, lololololol.

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#40 Mar 28, 2013
Largelanguage wrote:
<quoted text>
Yes you are. And full of emotional suppression from spanking!
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Only sadomaschistic reasons you think spankings are hot! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Funny your abuse is, and what stems from it, lololololol.
Troll.

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Melbourne, Australia

#41 Apr 1, 2013
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>Troll.
How ironic.

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