What was the worst Christmas gift you received?

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Level 9

Since: Sep 11

Weeki Wachee, Florida

#1 Dec 1, 2012
I got a shoe shine kit when I was 13. I'm still mad.

Level 9

Since: Sep 11

Weeki Wachee, Florida

#2 Dec 1, 2012
Gee, must be nice. You mean to tell me no one ever got a really stupid present?
FULL MONTY

Forest Park, GA

#4 Dec 3, 2012
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“That's all folks...”

Since: Jan 12

Paradise North Georgia

#5 Dec 3, 2012
I guess it would have to be the HUGE panties my grandmother always gave to her grandaughters.
I don't know if it was for growing room or if we
were supposed to outgrow them and hand them down...

Level 9

Since: Sep 11

Weeki Wachee, Florida

#6 Dec 4, 2012
A few years ago, my husband wanted me to get certified in scuba diving. I did but I really didn't like it. So, imagine my surprise when I got a respirator for Christmas. Never used it. My husband picks out crap presents. He can't help it.

“That's all folks...”

Since: Jan 12

Paradise North Georgia

#7 Dec 4, 2012
I know a guy who got a hoe and a pair of rubber gloves for Christmas when he was about six.

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#9 Dec 12, 2012
I have to leave the identities out of this, but I know someone who gifted a box of trash bags to a relative of theirs. Funny thing was that the gift was really appreciated.

Level 9

Since: Sep 11

Weeki Wachee, Florida

#10 Dec 12, 2012
Charles R Darwin wrote:
I have to leave the identities out of this, but I know someone who gifted a box of trash bags to a relative of theirs. Funny thing was that the gift was really appreciated.
So, if that was appreciated, wonder what they thought was the worst gift?

Level 7

Since: Jan 12

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#11 Dec 12, 2012
I used to collect "Gone With the Wind" stuff. A friend, thinking she was helping my collection, found a god-awful kitchen clock with Rhett and Scarlett's faces on it and gave it to me for Christmas. For years I kept it in a cupboard and quickly took down my regular clock and slapped it on the wall when she was coming to visit.

Level 1

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#12 Dec 20, 2012
Me got tube socks. Me looked but me only got socks. No tube. Me happy cuz me big feet is warm. Me still don't know why me tubes were not with socks.

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#14 Dec 21, 2012
Me wanted blender. Me just glass thing. No lid, no sharp things, no thing that make noise. How me posed to make squirrel smoothie? Me tried hitting squirrel with stick. Flew away. Hit too hard. Me try hitting squirrel with big rock next time.
Ii love grafton

United States

#15 Jan 2, 2013
Goldilocks and the three bears toe sox
Woodlands Parkway

Spring, TX

#19 Jul 6, 2013
What a bunch of whiners. Christmas is not about what you get.
Huh Duh What

Spring, TX

#20 Aug 11, 2013
I get whatever I want. My squeeze loves me and has for years. We had so much fun walking up and down the aisles. I have a chef's kitchen and get stuff from all over like Williams Sonoma or Sur La Table down in the Market Street area.

I love Calphalon, Kitchen Aid, Cuisinart and have some of all of it.

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