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#63 Jun 10, 2012
Good evening and welcome to the 10:00 news

Hordes of socks continue to run amok on Topix, due to a long running labor dispute between the washing machine union and the detergent union. Many reports of corruption have been made about both of them but they refuse to clean up their act.
Ron was seen earlier in the day in Naples, pointing and yelling in the general direction of Orlando, with beer in hand and wife rolling the keg, he continues to rant at Disney.
In sports the Miami Heat players have finally stopped telling each other how good they are and actually have played great b-ball. Congratulations to them for reaching the NBA finals.
As the economy continues to slide, immigrants continue to sail back to their native countries for better opportunities.

Thank You and Good Night.

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#64 Jun 10, 2012
Good Evening Orlando

Today it was so hot the socks decided to stay in their drawers to keep cool.

Tonight we expect thunderstorms and hopefully they will drown out the continuous crying of Ron to give us a peaceful night.

A local couple received 2nd degree burns and minor injuries when they open a propane tank with a chisel and hammer.
They claim they thought they were trying to open a keg of beer that they stole from a local hardware store.
Toxicology reports are pending.

Have a good night.

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#65 Jun 11, 2012
I thought Ron was on the lam.

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#66 Jun 13, 2012
RoseTyler1 wrote:
I thought Ron was on the lam.
He is????

Copy boy!!!!...Why are you giving me yesterday's news today???!!!!

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#67 Jan 27, 2014
Good day Orlando

There has been a 3 walker pile-up at the buffet line at the Marigold Rest Home for Socks in Denile.
It appears that Mr. Zimmermann made a sudden stop to let a turtle pass. Mrs. Waterford and Mr. Wade couldn't stop in time and collided with Mr. Zimmermann. Fortunately no one was hurt but authorities are still untangling this situation.
The buffet line is now down to one line and the line stretches out to the rec. room.

No turtles were hurt during the reporting of this segment.
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#75 Apr 11, 2015
Maverick 808 wrote:
<quoted text>So....
Are you looking for lessons in Geography?
otay.....
Since the Mississippi river does not travel in a straight line, you could be in any direction from any portion of the Mississippi river.
History lesson....
If you are speaking in general terms of East or West of the Mississippi, then you are referring to a term that came from back when the U.S. border was at the Mississippi and everything West of the Mississippi to the Rocky Mountains belonged to France at least until the Louisiana Purchase.
You're welcome.
Maverick, Spring TX only knows where the Whole Market is , where Robert Durst lived, how many posters are obese in Orlando, FL. So I think she will have no clue what Geography is and never made it far enough in school to study History.

She's too busy Zip Lining on old Topix Forums from 2008, insulting posters or making up new ones to get someone to reply to her.

Good try though.

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#77 Apr 12, 2015
HELL ON EARTH wrote:
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Maverick, Spring TX only knows where the Whole Market is , where Robert Durst lived, how many posters are obese in Orlando, FL. So I think she will have no clue what Geography is and never made it far enough in school to study History.
She's too busy Zip Lining on old Topix Forums from 2008, insulting posters or making up new ones to get someone to reply to her.
Good try though.
He also knows where the Human Sexuality forum is. I saw him trying to hook up with anyone and everyone.

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