It's 10:00! Do you know where your socks are?

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Good evening and welcome to the 10:00 news

Hordes of socks continue to run amok on Topix, due to a long running labor dispute between the washing machine union and the detergent union. Many reports of corruption have been made about both of them but they refuse to clean up their act.
Ron was seen earlier in the day in Naples, pointing and yelling in the general direction of Orlando, with beer in hand and wife rolling the keg, he continues to rant at Disney.
In sports the Miami Heat players have finally stopped telling each other how good they are and actually have played great b-ball. Congratulations to them for reaching the NBA finals.
As the economy continues to slide, immigrants continue to sail back to their native countries for better opportunities.

Thank You and Good Night.

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Good Evening Orlando

Today it was so hot the socks decided to stay in their drawers to keep cool.

Tonight we expect thunderstorms and hopefully they will drown out the continuous crying of Ron to give us a peaceful night.

A local couple received 2nd degree burns and minor injuries when they open a propane tank with a chisel and hammer.
They claim they thought they were trying to open a keg of beer that they stole from a local hardware store.
Toxicology reports are pending.

Have a good night.

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I thought Ron was on the lam.

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Jun 13, 2012
 
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I thought Ron was on the lam.
He is????

Copy boy!!!!...Why are you giving me yesterday's news today???!!!!

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Good day Orlando

There has been a 3 walker pile-up at the buffet line at the Marigold Rest Home for Socks in Denile.
It appears that Mr. Zimmermann made a sudden stop to let a turtle pass. Mrs. Waterford and Mr. Wade couldn't stop in time and collided with Mr. Zimmermann. Fortunately no one was hurt but authorities are still untangling this situation.
The buffet line is now down to one line and the line stretches out to the rec. room.

No turtles were hurt during the reporting of this segment.

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