Review: Diamond Gym

[steve]

greatest gym in ive ever been to, everything you need and nothing you dont, awsome atmosphere. diamond gym is everything a gym should be.

[tony]

I signed up in New Lenox in January. Three weeks later it went belly up. I paid for a year and recieved three weeks. I tried to negotiate with them since Orland Park is just too far. Ignorant duo (especially wife) wouldnt let me out of contract to go to Cardinal Fitness. Complete ripoff however I now understand why they couldnt expand their business. the owners have NO BRAINS.

[Scott M]

Great place wonderful atmosphere been going for years great place to buy SUPLEMENTS to help your work out........Always seems to be Flooded

[Scott M]

I dont Even Go to work out I just like to go and hang out in my white pants..........love the men in short shorts doing squats

[Fast Dog]

Lotsa room to do your calasteics also many mirrors for posing

[Ab Girl]

Great Room for Hoola Hooping.......Guy with giant Calves scares me through

[Rich]

Just for the record it was not me that punched the hole in the wall...oh yeah I love the gym and I can bench alot

[Scott M]

Real Mens gym.. you can chest bump and talk really closely to people...did I mention I won the Fantasy football Leauge there...my son took 3rd..everyone there really likes me..I try to go there when ever I am not in the hospital to recruit people for my church and pyramid scheme.

[Fat Guy]

Love it there....you can have your bannana out almost anytime and barley anyone will touch it

[Bruce]

Great dumbbells, but what's that smell?

[Scott M]

The smell is not me I dont even work out there

[VH Belt]

Only place I can afford...its not that great...some bald guy keeps shoulder bumping me

[Bill]

To put it nicely, this gym absolutely sucks. It's always flooded from the rain. I always step in urine. It always reeks like somebody just took a dump. I had to take cold showers for 4 months from the lack of gas. There's never any soap or TP. The only thing cool is that there is this sweet forearm machine that Arnold himself probably used back in '69. Which coincidentally is probably the last time any of the drop ceiling tiles or light bulbs were replaced.

[Bill]

I should also note that the shower curtains contain so much mold on them, that you could probably cure AIDS with it.

[Scott M]

Bill wrote:

To put it nicely, this gym absolutely sucks. It's always flooded from the rain. I always step in urine. It always reeks like somebody just took a dump. I had to take cold showers for 4 months from the lack of gas. There's never any soap or TP. The only thing cool is that there is this sweet forearm machine that Arnold himself probably used back in '69. Which coincidentally is probably the last time any of the drop ceiling tiles or light bulbs were replaced.

You Lucky I am no longer taking "Supplement" or I would Kick your ass This is a mans gym and not CURVES....When I was a kid we didnt even had toliet paper we used are hands like men.....that reminds me you didnt say anything about all the young muscular men that work out there

[BIG GURL]

Love the place......Talk about Eye Candy.......I have been being trained there for over a year and managed to only gain 3 pounds......I usually gain around 7 to 8 pounds a year......My trainer said I would gain even less weight if I did cardio..but I dont want to do that..........hey AB Girl...that guy with giant calves scares me a little to but he is CUTE....I love that blonde body builder guy in the STEELERS SHIRT...what a STUD MUFFIN

[BIG GURL]

Some really weird guy in an Audi followed me home from there today....I guese I am flattered

[Former Member]

tony wrote:

I signed up in New Lenox in January. Three weeks later it went belly up. I paid for a year and recieved three weeks. I tried to negotiate with them since Orland Park is just too far. Ignorant duo (especially wife) wouldnt let me out of contract to go to Cardinal Fitness. Complete ripoff however I now understand why they couldnt expand their business. the owners have NO BRAINS.

I know what you mean I heard she does not even pay the rent, the gas was off all summer, none of the machines are maintained properly , holes in the wall, bathrooms are cleaned and stocked once a week, it floods and the water is left to fester for days, theres exposed wires from the celings, the place is a joke...there probably is so much mold in there it could kill you...just a matter of time before it goes out of business or gets shut down.....the funny thing is there are still year long memberhsips being sold

[Bald guy]

i used to be a member there a while back and i think i lasted 2 months. i'm sure it's probably the same now except less members. what made me leave was the last time i was there, there were 2 dudes in thongs. they were posing together and rubbing each other in the cardio room. WTF? and that very same day, 2 machines broke while i was using them. there has be some machines there from the sixties.

[Former Member]

Yes I think I saw the same men thnere....one of them offered to unpeal my bannana..........the guy with giant calves scares me to.who has the sweet Audi in the parking lot