Alien abduction
Citizen X

Jamestown, TN

#1 Feb 26, 2013
I heard that an Oneida man was abducted from his trailer last night by Aliens! Did anybody see the ship? I wonder if they will bring him back after they probe him?
TSA

Wartburg, TN

#2 Feb 26, 2013
it was the grays they anal probed him and your mom
Chuck-a-Luck

Wartburg, TN

#3 Feb 28, 2013
I was abducted once by aliens and taken to alabama.Isn't that where aliens are from?
Jason Aldean

Pioneer, TN

#4 Mar 1, 2013
They ain't supposed to be here!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, I'm chilling on a dirt road
Laid back swerving like I'm George Jones
Smoke rolling out the window
An ice cold beer sitting in the console

Memory lane up in the headlights
Has got me reminiscing on them good times
I'm turning off a real live drive and that's right
I'm hitting easy street on mud tires, let's ride

Back in the day Potts farm was the place to go
Load the truck up, hit the dirt road
Jump the barbed wire, spread the word
Light the bonfire then call the girls

King in the can and the Marlboro man
Jack 'n' Jim were a few good men
Where you learned how to kiss and cuss, and fight too
Better watch out for the boys in blue

And all this small town he said, she said
Ain't it funny how rumors spread
Like I know something y'all don't know
Man, that talk is getting old

You better mind your business man, watch your mouth
Before I have to knock that loud mouth out
I'm tired of talking, man, y'all ain't listening
Them ol' dirt roads is what y'all missing

Yeah, I'm chilling on a dirt road
Laid back, swerving like I'm George Jones
Smoke rolling out the window
An ice cold beer sitting in the console

Memory lane up in the headlights
Has got me reminiscing on them good times
I'm turning off a real live drive and that's right
I'm hitting easy street on mud tires, let's ride

I sit back and think about them good old days
The way we were raised in our southern ways
And we like cornbread and biscuits
And if it's broke 'round here, we fix it

I can take y'all where you need to go
Down to my hood, back in them woods
We do it different 'round here, that's right
But we sure do it good, and we do it all night

So if you really want to know how it feels
To get off the road with trucks and four wheels
Jump on in and, man, tell your friends
We'll raise some hell where the black top ends

I'm chilling on a dirt road
Laid back, swerving like I'm George Jones
Smoke rolling out the window
An ice cold beer sitting in the console

Memory lane up in the headlights
Has got me reminiscing on them good times
I'm turning off a real live drive and that's right
I'm hitting easy street on mud tires, let's ride

I'm chilling on a dirt road
Laid back, swerving like I'm George Jones
Smoke rolling out the window
An ice cold beer sitting in the console

Memory lane up in the headlights
Has got me reminiscing on them good times
I'm turning off a real live drive and that's right
I'm hitting easy street on mud tires, let's ride
Keisha

Wartburg, TN

#5 Mar 2, 2013
wow u have no life, at least us a song thats worth a SH!T
mystery

Harmony, NC

#6 Mar 2, 2013
I was abducted last week and returned a few days later . My boss and girlfriend refuse to believe me . I don't know where or who to turn to. how would i know if i was probed ?
Keisha

Wartburg, TN

#7 Mar 2, 2013
Ill check ya

Since: Dec 12

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#8 Mar 2, 2013
Alfred swears that the man living in the drainage pipe at Wallyworld is an alien. His plan is simple- he is going to transport Elvis from a time warp back to Earth and Elvis will reveal an amazing new diet that will save mankind.
E T baby

Sunbright, TN

#9 Mar 2, 2013
This is the Alien Leader.
We are from MEXICO not Alabama. The mother ship looks like a large flying burritto! As for the probes.. well we can discuss that later.
If we have already probed you. Please say the word Chimichanga when you see us so we will know you are one of us.
Bleep! Blip! Bleep! Tequilla!

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