let me help you

Oneida, NY

#1 Mar 6, 2012
here is your own site really was not that hard to start so keep to one spot and stop spreading yourself all around like you do !!!!
Emily Joslyn

Canastota, NY

#2 Mar 6, 2012
let me help you wrote:
here is your own site really was not that hard to start so keep to one spot and stop spreading yourself all around like you do !!!!
JosJos Lynks

United States

#3 Mar 6, 2012

You refer to the duct tape on your car as the "chrome trim"

If the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.

You buy 10W40 oil by the case because you have to.

You have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.

The trunk of your car is tied down and you're not hauling anything.

You have to hit the dashboard in your truck to get the lights and radio to work.

One of the options on your car is a McDonald's soda cup chewing tobacco spittoon.

You use a '81 Ford Granada sedan as a guest house.
Emily Joslyn

United States

#4 Mar 7, 2012
screw you, that 81 is my room. Aint no damn guest house.

Canastota, NY

#5 Mar 8, 2012
I love this

Brooklyn, NY

#6 Mar 8, 2012
What makes you hate Emily? She took your boyfriend or he didn't front you nothing. We know your a Hopkins. That's funny you are a little too much get over it your probably nasty that's why he left ya don't hate Emily for it hate yourself!
Emily Joslyn

United States

#7 Mar 8, 2012
yeah, wut she said. I fo real.
JosJos Lynks

Syracuse, NY

#8 Mar 12, 2012
(Part 5)


The tail light covers of your car are made of red tape.

When you remove all the empty beer cans from your car, you find it gets fifteen more miles to the gallon.

The duct tape on your car seat sticks to your butt when you get out.

You consider duct tape and Bungee cords necessities for auto body repair.

You think the French Riviera is a foreign car.

You think re-booting your machine refers to kicking the truck tires the second time it won't start.

You think Motorola is a fancy name for a car part.

If your car has stolen road sign floorboards.

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