Elect me President and I promise not to give a damn about any of you! Finally, a politician with a promise you can trust!
I promise to raise your taxes by 200% and give all that money to disabled people like me!
I promise no one that doesn't want to work will have to work, because I will give everyone free food and pay all their rent just like I get!
I will force the Treasury Department to print more money so that we will no longer be broke!
I promise that I will give a job to every person that wants one! I will start Government panels that will employ every citizen that wants to work!
I, BRIAN JAMES O'NEILL II AM SICK OF PEOPLE LIKE RATCLIFFE THAT THINK THEY KNOW IT ALL WHEN THEY DON'T KNOW ANYTHING! I PROMISE TO HAVE CRIMINAL NO GOOD PEOPLE LIKE RATCLIFFE THROWN IN PRISON WHERE THEY CAN NO LONGER NOT ILLEGALLY RECORD MY VOICE!!!
I, BRIAN JAMES O'NEILL II WILL MAKE SURE TRASH "NEWSPAPERS" LIKE THE "DISCLOSURE" WILL HAVE TO PAY MILLIONS TO ALL THE PEOPLE THEY HAVE SLANNER!!
I, BRIAN JAMES O'NEILL II WILL HAVE ALL THE CRIMINALLY CORRUPT GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS REMOVED FROM OFFICE AND THEY WILL BE ARRESTED FOR THEIR CRIMINALLY NEGLIGENT CRIMES AGAINST ME AND EVERYONE ELSE!!
I, BRIAN JAMES O'NEILL II WILL BE THE GREATEST PRESIDENT EVER BECAUSE I WILL MAKE ALL GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS OBEY ALL THE LAWS!!
SIGNED: BRIAN JAMES O'NEILL II -- MR. CONSTITUTION