“Mind over Matter”

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#1 Oct 1, 2012
There are just a few weeks left until election day when the people will decide who will be the next President of the United States. The person elected will be the president of all Americans, not just the Democrats or the Republicans. It's time that we all need to come together, Democrats and Republicans alike, In a bi-partisan effort for America

If you support Mitt Romney, please drive with your headlights ON during the day.

If you support Barack Obama, please drive with your headlights OFF at night.

Thank you!

“Mind over Matter”

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#2 Oct 1, 2012
Q: What's the main difference between Romneycare and Obamacare?

A: The name.
Smart Girl

Claremont, IL

#3 Oct 1, 2012
What do you call 10 million dead GOPers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!

“Mind over Matter”

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#4 Oct 1, 2012
Q: What does Barack Obama call illegal aliens?

A: Undocumented democrats.

“Mind over Matter”

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#5 Oct 1, 2012
Q: What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama?

A: Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears; Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.

“Mind over Matter”

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#6 Oct 1, 2012
Q: Other than health care what other promises has Barack Obama made to the American People?

A: Balancing the budget, reining in the banks and putting a unicorn in every backyard!

“Mind over Matter”

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#7 Oct 1, 2012
Q: What do you get when you cross a crooked politician with a crooked lawyer?

A: Barack Obama!

“Mind over Matter”

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#8 Oct 1, 2012
Q: What does Simba and Obama have in common?

A: One is an African Lion and the other one is a lyin African!

“Mind over Matter”

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#9 Oct 1, 2012
Q: Did you hear about Obama's plan to end unemployment?

A: He's gonna expand the NBA to 32,000 teams!
Smart Girl

Claremont, IL

#10 Oct 1, 2012
Your made up jokes are really not relevant.

These came out of Rmoney's MOUTH!
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/10/01/1138...

Michael Ratcliffe

“Yep...It's Me ”

Since: Mar 09

Olney, IL

#11 Oct 2, 2012
You know it's a sad crop of candidates for President when voting for O'Neill looks good...

Thankfully it isn't quite that bad...but it's pretty close.

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#12 Oct 2, 2012
Q: What's the difference between Karl and a bucket of sh1t?

A: The Bucket.
Smart Girl

Claremont, IL

#14 Oct 2, 2012
Brian Dougherty, you really should seek psychiatric help with your obsession of me. I've been happily married to Sweet Thang for almost 50 years and your homosexual advances are getting tiresome. I'm straight and you bat for the other team, live with it!

“Mind over Matter”

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#15 Oct 2, 2012
Beaverton, Oregon, on May 9, 2008

Obama Quote: "I've now been in 57 states...I think. One left to go...



And there are 57 Islamic states....
Smart Girl

Claremont, IL

#16 Oct 2, 2012
ESADAH wrote:
Beaverton, Oregon, on May 9, 2008
Obama Quote: "I've now been in 57 states...I think. One left to go...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =8Q1XFgFxgqIXX
And there are 57 Islamic states....
BFD, a slip of the tongue four years ago..........

True. Obama made the mistake of saying that he had visited 57 U.S. states during a presidential campaign appearance in Oregon in 2008. He clearly meant to say 47, but slipped up.

According to a Los Angeles Times blog item that highlighted the future president's error, he said: "Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states? I think one left to go. Alaska and Hawaii, I was not allowed to go to even though I really wanted to visit, but my staff would not justify it."
BFD, a slip of the tongue four years ago..........

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#17 Oct 11, 2012
Slip of the tongue.
What Karl does to his coffee buddies.

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