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Cactus pete

United States

#1 Nov 16, 2012
Hello, Mr. Putin? How are you? Me, I'm fine. Won the election for second term. Yeah, got beat up a bit by those Repubs. But, folks over here can't resist the "free stuff". I promised them everything but the kitchen sink. They fell for it again. Have fooled them twice now. Remember I told you I could be more flexible after I won the second term? Well, I am very, very flexible right now. What can I do for you? Oh, you want me to move all the U. S. warships out of the middle east? You want complete control of the Strait of Hormuz? Consider it done. Glad to oblige an old friend and conrade. What can you do for me? Well, I could use a couple of trillion dollars right now. Yeah, the til has run dry, and I have had to curtail some of my spending plans that were designed to get us out of debt. What, one can't spend their way out of debt, Are you quite sure of this? Well, I know you would not steer me wrong. After all you were quite right about that missle shield not being needed. And to do an old friend a favor I stopped it in it's tracks. Made some folks mad, but can't please em all, now can we? Anything else I need? Well, yes there is something you can do for me and the wife. She thinks we need a bit of R and R after all of the strenous campaigning. Could you reserve about 500 deluxe hotel rooms for me and some friends that I need to pay for their support in my re-election bid. Will I bring Mitt Romney? No, he is still in shock that I pulled of the second biggest scam in my lifetime. Do I have some sex scandels to deal with? Well, yes, a couple of my biggest Generals have been a bit horny. But I will handle it. Susan Rice is out now telling just what happened. How did you learn about this sexscapade deal? Oh, the FBI sent you a cable? Well, they did not inform me til the day after the election. You are worried about the 47 million who are on food stamps? Not to worry about them, but the 24 million who are unemployed , now they may become a problem. You know everybody and his neighbor over here is armed, Been trying to get their guns, but this is a very stubborn group to deal with. Some of them are prone to shoot first, then ask questions later. Can't reason with this type of person. Come visit when ever you have time. Will put you up in the Lincoln bedroom, with room service. Yeah, life is good over here in the USA for Michelle and me. Nice doing business with you. Call if I can help in any way.
Barack
47 percenter

Lenexa, KS

#2 Nov 17, 2012
You seem to be full of wind. Maybe you should speak for your terrorist group and explain to America exactly what it is that you want. Simply creating chaos intent on destroying the fabric of our country without giving a clear explanation of your demands is madness. Even the worst terrorist groups in the world have some essence of reasoning, some sort of demand behind their terrorist activities.
Must America have to wait until you begin setting off bombs in densely populated areas or randomly gunning down hundreds of Americans on our streets before you announce, precisely, what it is you are demanding from America?
Don't you realize that when your terrorist activity finally reaches that level, and it eventually will, the random killing of groups of American citizens you perceive to be the enemy may also contain like minded individuals as yourself, including innocent children? This doesn't bother you at all?
rom1

Brandon, FL

#3 Nov 17, 2012
love it cactus pete.
47 percenter

Lenexa, KS

#4 Nov 17, 2012
Regarding your new right-wing terrorist group; do you intend to give it some kind of catchy name?
I would gladly recommend some for you to consider if you like. If you decline my assistance in the matter and decide to come up with one of your own, at least accept my advise and think it over first.
The last time you people came up with a new name to distinguish yourselves as a group of anti-Americans, although very fetching, "the Teabagger Party" was not very flattering.
rom1

Sun City Center, FL

#5 Nov 17, 2012
47,don't worry,you will keep your free phone for anothr 4 horrible years.if were hear.
LMAO

Mounds, IL

#6 Nov 17, 2012
Boo-f'n-hoo. You lost. You lost big time. Your guy got sliced, diced and buried. The BIG MAJORITY have spoken. Here's a line you teabaggin' repukes might find familiar...if you don't like it you can LEAVE. Please do.
Matter of time

Pleasant Hope, MO

#7 Nov 17, 2012
Those that could have left the county and Illinois,
47 percenter

Kansas City, KS

#8 Nov 17, 2012
Matter of time wrote:
Those that could have left the county and Illinois,
You can go too. You just lack the will to do the things you really think you want to do. Don't start backing down now. You promised. You screamed. You declared. You threatened. So now you're just gonna quit?
Obama Phone

Olive Branch, IL

#9 Nov 17, 2012
rom1 wrote:
47,don't worry,you will keep your free phone for anothr 4 horrible years.if were hear.
BS, for the 'obama' phone. Bush started the program.

http://thinkprogress.org/election/2012/09/27/...
47 percenter

Kansas City, KS

#10 Nov 17, 2012
Obama Phone wrote:
<quoted text>
BS, for the 'obama' phone. Bush started the program.
http://thinkprogress.org/election/2012/09/27/...
Hell, that's like giving them proof there is no God.

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#11 Nov 17, 2012
Good job Cacti!!!!
47 percenter

Saint Louis, MO

#12 Nov 17, 2012
Obvious6 wrote:
Good job Cacti!!!!
Were you remarking about his ignorance regarding phones or the phone voices in his head? Perhaps you're hearing them also.
Another characteristic of the new secessionist party, congratulating a fellow teabagger's public display of stupidity. It's almost as if you're competing with each other. Are you people going to secede to Texas or not?
Cactus pete

United States

#13 Nov 17, 2012
47, you need to pull your nose back out of Obama's rear end, and take several breaths of fresh air. I think your brain has been deprived of oxygen. I guess the national debt og 16 trillion, and Obama's trillion dollar deficits are of no concern of yours. Course not, as you probably don't pay taxes anyway.
rick1

Brandon, FL

#14 Nov 18, 2012
again,good job cactus.these idiot's are beyond help.
47 percenter

Saint Louis, MO

#15 Nov 18, 2012
Cactus pete wrote:
47, you need to pull your nose back out of Obama's rear end, and take several breaths of fresh air. I think your brain has been deprived of oxygen. I guess the national debt og 16 trillion, and Obama's trillion dollar deficits are of no concern of yours. Course not, as you probably don't pay taxes anyway.
I suppose I'm no different than the rest of America's majority. The national debt was indeed a great concern when the Republicans started my country down that path in 2001.
The 16 trillion dollar deficit inherited by President Obama was also a great concern because, according to all corporate owned media sources, it appeared that the Republicans could actually have a chance to fleece our National Treasury once more. Let's thank our lucky stars and stripes that we stopped them again, eh?
Hopefully you and your secessionists have begun your great exodus and your post is originating from that new foreign country of Texas.(I suspect all internet communication from that place will soon be terminated) In this way, you will have inadvertently done America a fine service. The dead weight of the right-wingers has really been a drag.
One other little thing; the amount of tax dollars I contribute into my country's coffers should be no more concern to you than whatever type of "confederate notes" you people will be paying into yours.
You go along now and worry about your own backward little world and let Americans worry about America.
UNITED WE STAND. WE THE PEOPLE of the UNITED STATES HAVE SPOKEN!

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#16 Nov 18, 2012
You must not have paid attention to the quadrupled debt that has taken place in the last 3 or 4 months.

Also you are unaware of the tripled amount of people on welfare in the last 3 to 4 months.

I heard on the news that we are now 17 trillion in debt.

Move over, China will be taking over once they realize they are never going to be repaid.

Who cares??? Who cares??? One only cares when they are actually working for the money or things they have.

Otherwise who cares????

It's a little hard to vote against Santa.
47 percenter

Ballwin, MO

#17 Nov 18, 2012
Obvious6 wrote:
You must not have paid attention to the quadrupled debt that has taken place in the last 3 or 4 months.
Also you are unaware of the tripled amount of people on welfare in the last 3 to 4 months.
I heard on the news that we are now 17 trillion in debt.
Move over, China will be taking over once they realize they are never going to be repaid.
Who cares??? Who cares??? One only cares when they are actually working for the money or things they have.
Otherwise who cares????
It's a little hard to vote against Santa.


What do you propose we do about it?

Since: Aug 12

Location hidden

#18 Nov 18, 2012
Do whatever it takes to motivate people to start business to help create jobs.

Monitor every single department in government to what money is being spent and for what and police it much more closely! There is such waste going on there, it would probably turn our debt around by stopping the TREMENDOUS waste within our government. This is happening each and every single day. Get it stopped.

Do what ever it takes to create and expand jobs here in the US

Attempt ways to have many, many of the jobs that were once here put back into place in the US.

Stop the campaigning and have 5 debates or more.

Campaigning costs millions and most of it is junk and worthless!!!!

Monitor and adjust the criteria for tax paid money, etc that is given away.

There are a lot of people that are wealthy and keep their money elsewhere to not have to pay taxes on it. That also needs to be monitored.

There are an extreme amount of people that go to the ER for a cold, hang nail, a cough etc. They won't go anywhere else because they are on medicaid.

This not only overcrowds the ER and hospitals, it causes the cost to soar as a result. And every with much less quality care of course.

Figure out who really needs it and who is taking advantage of it. More monitoring.

Need more whistle blowers

Work on and implement ways to build better character in the US.
Honest, hard working, caring, responsible and respectful. This is desperately needed!!!!!

Where are these people????

We all need to be on board and care what is happening.

Before we run the train into the ditch.
.
47 percenter

Ballwin, MO

#19 Nov 18, 2012
Obvious6 wrote:
Do whatever it takes to motivate people to start business to help create jobs.
Monitor every single department in government to what money is being spent and for what and police it much more closely! There is such waste going on there, it would probably turn our debt around by stopping the TREMENDOUS waste within our government. This is happening each and every single day. Get it stopped.
Do what ever it takes to create and expand jobs here in the US
Attempt ways to have many, many of the jobs that were once here put back into place in the US.
Stop the campaigning and have 5 debates or more.
Campaigning costs millions and most of it is junk and worthless!!!!
Monitor and adjust the criteria for tax paid money, etc that is given away.
There are a lot of people that are wealthy and keep their money elsewhere to not have to pay taxes on it. That also needs to be monitored.
There are an extreme amount of people that go to the ER for a cold, hang nail, a cough etc. They won't go anywhere else because they are on medicaid.
This not only overcrowds the ER and hospitals, it causes the cost to soar as a result. And every with much less quality care of course.
Figure out who really needs it and who is taking advantage of it. More monitoring.
Need more whistle blowers
Work on and implement ways to build better character in the US.
Honest, hard working, caring, responsible and respectful. This is desperately needed!!!!!
Where are these people????
We all need to be on board and care what is happening.
Before we run the train into the ditch.
.
That's all very well but in most of your "proposals", you are suggesting that we (as in America I presume) do what ever it takes to get it done. Yet, at the same time you are commending the poster for the idiotic topic of this thread because it mocks and twists any and all of the presidents attempts, fact or fiction, to do anything, what ever it takes, about those things.
I would imagine that if you were to point out specifically, how you would go about solving those problems, you would have to endure the same hateful criticism as the president.
Cactus pete

United States

#20 Nov 18, 2012
Well said, Obvious6. Course what you said is way beyond what 47 can aprehend with his brain deprived of oxygen. For me, I want what is best for our nation, and a large decrease in the vote buying numbskulls that are supposed to be representing us at the federal, state, and local level. We appear to have run out of individuals who are for anything except their own agendas. And Obama is at it again---running up our debt with Air Force One. He should have taken 47 with him so he could continue to brownnose some more.

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