Fla. man wanting ride to bar calls 911, arrested

There are 30 comments on the Kansas City Star story from Dec 30, 2009, titled Fla. man wanting ride to bar calls 911, arrested. In it, Kansas City Star reports that:

Authorities say a Florida man who called 911 claiming he'd been beaten and shot at was hoping the tale would get him a ride to a bar.

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“Smack the Pack”

Since: Sep 09

Oslo,Norway

#22 Dec 31, 2009
The Monkey wrote:
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Judging from what you've written in the past (reasonably intelligent), I'm taking this as a humor line gone south.
It's OK by me, most of my shit falls way short of funny too.
Maybe you need to throw it harder?

Since: Oct 09

Fort Myers, FL

#23 Dec 31, 2009
What a dork_ wrote:
Crap, I wouldn't let that thing in my car!
Can you imagine this guy probably ISN'T a virgin? I don't want to see the willing participant.

Since: Oct 09

Fort Myers, FL

#24 Dec 31, 2009
The Monkey wrote:
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Judging from what you've written in the past (reasonably intelligent), I'm taking this as a humor line gone south.
It's OK by me, most of my shit falls way short of funny too.
Well thanks Monkey, truth be told in my younger years the pork was readily available to drive us home from a bar bash. I still think they should. After all they are driving around aimlessly all night doing absolutely nothing while burning fuel WE are paying for. Maybe if they were to drive these derelicts home some of us might still have a loved one to enjoy the holidays with. Nope, no humor here at all just reasonable intelligence.
Happy New Year my friend and if youíre out tonight watch for ALL the derelicts, that includes the drunks and the coppers.
Blaze

United States

#25 Dec 31, 2009
This poor soul needs Divine intervention!!

“They named a cereal for him”

Since: Feb 08

Redondo Beach, CA

#26 Dec 31, 2009
-yernogood wrote:
<quoted text>Can you imagine this guy probably ISN'T a virgin? I don't want to see the willing participant.
Yuck, the thought alone!

Since: Oct 09

Fort Myers, FL

#27 Dec 31, 2009
What a dork_ wrote:
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Yuck, the thought alone!
Everybody getís somebody I suppose. Look at me, I have beautiful smoking hand!

“They named a cereal for him”

Since: Feb 08

Redondo Beach, CA

#28 Dec 31, 2009
-yernogood wrote:
<quoted text>Everybody getís somebody I suppose. Look at me, I have beautiful smoking hand!
Yes, I've noticed that about your hand, lmao! Happy New Years!
Surrounded by yuppies

North Olmsted, OH

#29 Dec 31, 2009
Jeff Foxworthy should add this story to his "You know your a redneck if..." monologue.
Parden pard

Bethlehem, PA

#30 Dec 31, 2009
Surrounded by yuppies wrote:
Jeff Foxworthy should add this story to his "You know your a redneck if..." monologue.
At least a redneck can ride his own lawnmower to a bar...

Since: Oct 09

Fort Myers, FL

#31 Jan 1, 2010
Parden pard wrote:
<quoted text>At least a redneck can ride his own lawnmower to a bar...
Or easy chair or bar stool.

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