"Hewwo, powiffe? 'omeone 'tole my teef"

"Hewwo, powiffe? 'omeone 'tole my teef"

There are 17 comments on the www.niagara-gazette.com story from Dec 18, 2008, titled "Hewwo, powiffe? 'omeone 'tole my teef". In it, www.niagara-gazette.com reports that:

• THEFT: A resident of Niagara Towers [a Senior Citizen residence], told police someone entered his room and stole $50 in change, 90 Loratab pills and his false teeth while he was sleeping sometime overnight Tuesday. The man said he forgot to lock his door before going to bed and the items were sitting on his end table. The loss was valued at $220. ...

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Reckless Robert

Salisbury, UK

#1 Dec 18, 2008
I'm not saying my old mate, Lefty, had anything to do with it but it's great to see him with a smile back on his face after all these years.
MeanandNasty

United States

#2 Dec 18, 2008
Take a bite out of crime.
EvilJedi

Tulsa, OK

#3 Dec 18, 2008
For sale...
...One set of false teeth...
...Make me an offer...
skip

Miramar Beach, FL

#4 Dec 18, 2008
EvilJedi wrote:
For sale...
...One set of false teeth...
...Make me an offer...
how about an arm and a leg
EvilJedi

Tulsa, OK

#5 Dec 18, 2008
skip wrote:
<quoted text>
how about an arm and a leg
I was kinda hoping for an eye...
MeanandNasty

United States

#6 Dec 18, 2008
Could he have taken the teeth to crush the Loratabs?
blong

United States

#7 Dec 18, 2008
Maybe one size fits all.

Fortunately he didn't take off an artificial limb before retiring.

“Bernie Goetz is my hero”

Since: Mar 08

Location hidden

#8 Dec 18, 2008
2 bits sez he flushed um down the toilet. Then forgot.

“Let her cry, for she's a Lady”

Since: Apr 08

Let her dream, she's a Child

#9 Dec 18, 2008
I think he sold the pain pills, and needed more, so he made the whole thing up!!! Though, the teeth missing could be a drug deal gone bad...

@-,-'-- For WildBlueRose.

AS Always,
Cherish Your Loved Ones.
(and just in case, lock your doors!)

“Ding dong, Wacko's DEAD”

Since: Mar 08

Location hidden

#10 Dec 19, 2008
Pixie_Vampyress wrote:
I think he sold the pain pills, and needed more, so he made the whole thing up!!! Though, the teeth missing could be a drug deal gone bad...
The missing teeth makes this whole thing intensely personal, IMO.(Would someone really take someone else's false teeth to WEAR them?) I wonder if he doesn't have a visiting aid or druggie-relative who snagged the drugs and took the teeth out of spite.
Grinch

UK

#11 Dec 21, 2008
Dark_Island wrote:
<quoted text> The missing teeth makes this whole thing intensely personal, IMO.(Would someone really take someone else's false teeth to WEAR them?) I wonder if he doesn't have a visiting aid or druggie-relative who snagged the drugs and took the teeth out of spite.
Good God Woman you killed the thread AGAIN.
Beatlesinthebog

New Zealand

#12 Dec 21, 2008
Phester O Boyle wrote:
2 bits sez he flushed um down the toilet. Then forgot.
What?
Evil Kathy

Buffalo, NY

#13 Dec 22, 2008
Grinch wrote:
<quoted text>
Good God Woman you killed the thread AGAIN.
BOOGERLUBE! Shouldn't you be figuring out how to dispose of the pieces of your dead Mum?

“It ain't braggin' ...”

Since: Sep 08

if you can back it up!

#14 Dec 22, 2008
Phester O Boyle wrote:
2 bits sez he flushed um down the toilet. Then forgot.
He probably ate too many Lortabs, got sick, threw up, never noticing his teeth came out, then he flushed them...
Nice to see ya around Phester...you had your own thread for awhile...it's still floating around...did you see it? We were discussing starting a Phester O Boyle fan club...you should stop in and say hey ya'll!!
Grinch

UK

#15 Dec 23, 2008
Evil Kathy wrote:
<quoted text> BOOGERLUBE! Shouldn't you be figuring out how to dispose of the pieces of your dead Mum?
Are you what they call a red neck? Or trailer trash? Or is your real name billy and you live in the hills breeding with your family?
Evil Kathy

Buffalo, NY

#16 Dec 23, 2008
You're quite the racist, boogerlube. Just a quick list of those you hate: Germans, Mexicans, Americans, Canadians, gays, women and intelligent people.

Perhaps you should stick to lapping up Wacko in the Michael Jackson forum. People who love pedophiles aren't thought well of outside their own little niche of perversion.

Boogerlube aka: Sugar Cube, MJsSoldier, Grinch and a host of weasley other nyms

Since: Dec 08

Buffalo, NY

#17 Dec 28, 2008
Ok I have heard it all. This guy had to know his Loratab wouldn't be replaced without a pice report ... he made up one hell on a story. LMAO... good one... I bet he just don't remember where he left him on the last drug buy or sale...Loratab business seems to be big business just ask the family on 24th and Michigan.

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