OK Health Care Freedom Amendment, Sta...

OK Health Care Freedom Amendment, State Question 756

Created by CitizenTopix on Oct 11, 2010

1,604 votes

Click on an option to vote

Yes

No

Other (explain below)

Packing Heat

Vinita, OK

#38123 Apr 8, 2013
Donnie wrote:
<quoted text>
Howdy neighbor, Well since I screwed up and let the younger mastiff bring mud into mama's house I was prepared to be chastised for the error of my ways. But my good natured wife put the dog in tub and sprayed the mud off, took a sun bathing towel and dried him off, so order was restored, lol.
What do you think about Tamara post about justaminute's husband and his farsi speaking friends? I'm telling you it makes this ol' boy wonder...


I remember when it was all said because I was right here from the beginning of this thread as was TAMARA and MistyGirl. JustanIdiot claimed they all flew to California or somewhere on a trip at the time. Anyway it is all right here on this thread. As for what do I think? I think they could be a sleeper cell just waiting for orders from the Chief Diaper Head but if that is so the Ray better get rid of Karen since she can't keep her mouth shut.

Besides that, if they made her a bomb vest, they would need a Circus Tent to make it big enough to fit, lol. From what others have said, she makes Moby-Dick look like a Minnow, lol.

Sounds like you have sweet forgiving wife which have become a rare find nowadays. You're a very lucky man but I bet you already know that. Hope you all have a wonderful day.

Best Regard
Donnie

United States

#38124 Apr 8, 2013
Are all these stupid, ill-mannered, republicans and wantabee repigs in the 1% of the ultra rich or are they just surrogates for the 1%?

A mouthpiece for the rich and usually talking out their azz because their mouth knows better."""
TAMARA

United States

#38125 Apr 8, 2013
Donnie goes to a grocery store and spots cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out. The Manager, Packing Heat, gets suspicious. Donnie doesn't strike him as the cat owning type and thinks he's buying it to feed his kids. So he asks Donnie to show him his cat before he will let him have the cat food.

So Donnie goes home and returns with a cat which forces the reluctant manager to sell him the food.

The next week Donnie is back at the store and finds dog food on special. He picks out a dozen cans and heads for the check out. Again the Manager is suspicious. He thinks that this guy may have a cat but no way he has a dog and that the dog food is really for his kids. So, he asks Donnie to go get the dog and bring it back to show him it really exists before he can let him have the food.

So Donnie heads for home and soon returns with a dog. The Manager again has to back down and sell him the dog food.

Next week Donnie comes to the grocery store with a bag. He asks the manager to put his hand in the bag. Somewhat curious the Manager obliges and immediately pulls it back out. He looks at Donnie and shouts: "What the FU**CK?! This is SH!T!" Donnie calmly replies: "Yes! And I want to buy some toilet paper..."
Depensey

United States

#38126 Apr 8, 2013
The year is 2222 and Packing Heat and Misty land on Mars after accumulating Enough Frequent Flier miles.

They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Packing Heat asks if Mars has a stock market, If they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc.

Finally, Misty brings up the subject of sex. "Just how do you guys do It?" asks Misty.

The Martian responds, "Pretty much the way you do." A discussion ensues! Finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another.

Misty and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He's got only a teeny, weenie member about half an inch long and just a quarter-inch thick.

"I don't think this is going to work," says Misty.

"Why?" he asks. "What's the matter?"

"Well," she replies, "It's just not long enough to reach me!"

"No problem," he says, and proceeds to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grows until it's quite impressively long.

"Well," she says, "That's quite impressive, but it is still narrow."

"No problem," he says, and starts pulling his ears. With each pull, his Member grows wider and wider until the entire measurement is extremely exciting to the woman.

"Wow!" she exclaims, as they fell into bed and made mad, passionate love.

The next day the couples rejoin their other partners and go their separate ways. As they walked along, Packing Heat asks, "Well, was it any good?"

"I hate to say it," says Misty, "but it was wonderful. How about you?"

"It was horrible," he replies. "All I got was a headache. She kept slapping my forehead and pulling my ears.
Dr Jones

United States

#38127 Apr 8, 2013
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Oklahoma. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb Maddy jokes, when a Maddy woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

"I've heard enough of your stupid Maddy jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the colour of a person's Skin have to do with her worth as a human being?"

"Its guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only Maddies, but women in general... and all in the name of humour!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologise, and the Maddy yells, "You stay out of this mister! I'm talking to that little sh!t on your knee!"
Dempsey

United States

#38128 Apr 8, 2013
An American Soldier, a rare democrat soldier, was attending some university courses between deployments. He had completed tours in Timor, and just returned from Iraq. One of the courses had a professor Zane who was an avowed atheist.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes went by and the professor Zane proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Soldier got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and punched him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold. The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other students were shocked and sat there looking on in silence.

The professor Zane eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Soldier and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

The Soldier calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's Soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid sh!t and act like an arsehole, so He sent me."
Mandy

United States

#38129 Apr 8, 2013
Donnie walks into a bar and orders a triple scotch. The bartender pours him the drink and the guy downs it in one gulp.

"Wow", says the bartender, "Something bad must have happened".

Yeah it did, he said. "I came home early today, went up to the bedroom, and found my wife having sex with my best friend."

The bartender pours the guy another triple shot. "This one's on the house". The guy gulps it down once again. The bartender asks "Did you say anything to your wife?"

The guy answers "Yeah, I walked up to her, told her to pack her bag's and get out!"

"What about your best friend ?" asks the bartender.

"I looked him straight in the eye and said BAD DOG!!" (Eeeeeewwwwwwww!)
Packing Heat

United States

#38130 Apr 8, 2013
Little Stephen was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, "Grandma, what is that called when 2 people are sleeping in the same room and one is on top of the other?"

Grandma Maddy was a little taken aback, but decided to tell him the truth. "It's called sexual intercourse, darling." Little Stephen just said, "Oh, OK" and went back outside to talk and play with the other kids.

A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, "Grandma, it is not called sexual intercourse! It's called Bunk Beds!" "And Marcus's Mom wants to talk to you!!"
Dempsey

United States

#38131 Apr 8, 2013
Dempsey wrote:
I think she came from a disadvantaged childhood with an abusive male figure probably her father. The underlying obsession with sexual dysfunctions dominates her expressed opinions and even with attempts of humor she still gravitates toward sexual perversions.
Psychologist journal entry for justaminute aka justaliar and all her alias's. Karen Lea Janbaz is a 55 year old over weight female. She has never felt personal confidence in herself so she attaches herself to those who can accept her sometimes bizarre behaviors. In her younger years she found acceptance with a foreign exchange student from Iran who was taking classes at a local university. He seemed shy but didn't reject her out of hand which had been her experiences in High School. Gholavez wanted to stay in America he didn't want to return to Iran. He had a visa to stay here as long as he was in college he was certain his visa could be renewed. Money would be an issue, everything depended on money. Karen was already smitten he knew that but he wasn't attracted to her. Days went by and he would see her from time to time in the library or if he was going to class sometimes she would be on the bench. She always would look up and smile and wave. It wasn't until the third day in a roll he realized she was stalking him. Her desperation was clear. Sad creature. He didn't burn any bridges he was still friendly to her. Weeks passed his money and ability to stay in a college program to further his education was getting harder. He ate only one meal a day to save money. Karen would sometimes sneak him cookies she had made. She was always snacking on something. Then the letter came in the mail. U.S. State Department had reviewed his application for an extension to his visa and it was being denied unless he could show probable cause. He could either show enrollment for the next year of studies in the college he had attended or a transfer to another college in the continental United States, or he would have to return to Iran and apply for another visa or his last choice was to marry a U.S. Citizen and the U.S. State Department would grant him additional time to become a naturalized citizen.
Gholavez was married to Karen shortly afterward. To keep the charade of a happy American Family they had 2 children a boy and a girl. Gholavez started a restaurant. At first Karen helped but soon her personality and attitude rubbed employees and customers the wrong way. Gholavez's only peace was to find a way to get her away from work. Allah answered his prayers when she was diagnosed with MS. You have to accept these little gifts Allah hands you and be grateful. Gholavez was grateful. He had his business he didn't have to return to the hellhole that was his native country. He had his son Ryan and his daughter Lauren. His wife, well she was still there and she did have her purposes. She knew how to cook a few things he had learned to eat over the years. Plus he had to admit her idea of using the name Ray really helped people to accept him.
What are you going to tell everyone this time lying Karen? That you don't have your laptop or maybe you took a trip to Florida or California? You are a fraudster, one who perpetuates lies and deceit. You can't control yourself anymore than a addict can control the need for the next fix. All these stories you tell on here about your happy home life. Why don't you tell them how your husband rather been hanging out with the waitresses? We all know. Go ahead and tell everybody here. Ask Tamara how to tell when your marriage is in the toilet! Bet she would be more than helpful.
Bet anyone on this thread already guessed you don't have a life. Your husband controls the purse strings all these post on here like you have any say so. You don't and you know it!
Dr Jones

United States

#38132 Apr 8, 2013
One day, while a woodcutter was cutting a branch of a tree above a river, his axe fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter said that his axe had fallen into water, and he needed it to make his living. The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden axe.
"Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord again went down and came up with a silver axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No." The Lord went down again and came up with an iron axe. "Is this your axe?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.
Sometime later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the river bank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" "Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"
The Lord went down into the water and came up with Jennifer Lopez. "Is this your wife?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the woodcutter. The Lord was furious. "Really? You lied! That is an untruth!" The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said 'no' to Jennifer Lopez, you would have come up with someone just as gorgeous. Then if I also said 'no' to her, you would have come up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez."
The moral of this story is: Whenever a Democrat Man lies, it is for a good and honourable reason, and for the benefit of others. Not so with a Republican Man
Dr Jones

United States

#38133 Apr 8, 2013
On the open plains of southwest Oklahoma sits a placid village of Indians who go about the tasks of daily life. In that village sits a tee-pee and in that tee-pee, the village shaman, Dempsey Doodle, who lists naming the children of the village after they are born, as part of his duties.
A young brave enters the tent and asks the shaman,“Please tell me, oh Great Medicine Man, how do you decide how to name each of the children of our nation?”
The shaman ponders the question and replies,“Well, when a papoose is brought to me I first look upon the child to see if it is a male or female. If it is a female child, I will look out of the tent for guidance in naming it. Perhaps as I look out it might be raining; therefore, I might name her,‘Raindrop.’ Perhaps if it is snowing, I would therefore call the child,‘Snowflake,’ a true name for a female of great beauty.
Or, if a male, I might call him,“Thunder Cloud,’ or ‘Lightning Bolt.’ A name for a true warrior!’

But tell me, why do you ask,‘Two Dogs F**king?’”
Packing Heat

United States

#38134 Apr 8, 2013
Just a short one so ya all will remember--- Why does Misty rub their eyes in the mornin ?? Cause they don't have balls to scratch !!!!! LMAO!!!!
Zane

United States

#38135 Apr 8, 2013
Maddy walks into a dry cleaners and drops off a blouse
'
the clerk turns and says come again

Maddy turns and says" no its mustard"
Elohimsokie

United States

#38136 Apr 8, 2013
TAMARA came skipping home from school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm Republican, Mommy?" "Yes, it's because you're Republican," her mother replied.

The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm Republican, Mommy?" "Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're Republican."

The next day TAMARA came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36C"s.

"Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm Republican, mommy?" "No sweetie, it's because you're 25."
Packing Heat

United States

#38137 Apr 8, 2013
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young Maddy with three small children running around at her feet.

He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"

She says, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."

"And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"

"We use it for sex." The researcher was a little taken back.

"Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?"

The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out."
Dempsey

United States

#38138 Apr 8, 2013
Dempsey wrote:
<quoted text>
What are you going to tell everyone this time lying Karen? That you don't have your laptop or maybe you took a trip to Florida or California? You are a fraudster, one who perpetuates lies and deceit. You can't control yourself anymore than a addict can control the need for the next fix. All these stories you tell on here about your happy home life. Why don't you tell them how your husband rather been hanging out with the waitresses? We all know. Go ahead and tell everybody here. Ask Tamara how to tell when your marriage is in the toilet! Bet she would be more than helpful.
Bet anyone on this thread already guessed you don't have a life. Your husband controls the purse strings all these post on here like you have any say so. You don't and you know it!
Copy and paste and put another cookie into your mouth and feed that fat body of yours. Know what Ray calls you? He doesn't say "Karen" he has another name, ask Cheri she knows.
Packing Heat

Vinita, OK

#38139 Apr 8, 2013
The Fake Packing Heat wrote:
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young Maddy with three small children running around at her feet.
He says, "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Have you ever used the product?"
She says, "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."
"And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"
"We use it for sex." The researcher was a little taken back.
"Usually people lie to me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it for sex?"
The woman says, "I don't mind telling you at all. My husband and I put it on the door knob and it keeps the kids out."


You fat pathetic piece of shit, you must not have anything else to do besides posting ridiculous bullshit that doesn‘t make a damn bit of sense. There is no other reason for your pathetic meaningless existence is there? Is it the only way you can bolster your lack of self esteem? I bet, you being fat and on welfare limits the things you can do. You try to make yourself feel better in your failure of a life yet continue to fail at that too. Your picture is next to the word “loser” in the dictionary. I have good news and bad news for you.

Good News is I am praying for you. The Bad News is the payer is some bashes your skull in with a ball bat until that gray matter you call a brain is dripping down your back since you certainly don‘t use it to think of any rational intelligent thought. Right now you are tied for first place as the most useless piece of shit on the face of the earth but you are certainly close to getting the prize.
Packing Heat

United States

#38140 Apr 8, 2013
Remember, there's a fine line between being crazy like a fox, and crazy like FOX News.

I know for I am one.
Zane

United States

#38141 Apr 8, 2013
Packing Heat wrote:
Remember, there's a fine line between being crazy like a fox, and crazy like FOX News.
I know for I am one.
STFU, Karen we know it's you.
Jesse

United States

#38142 Apr 8, 2013
Packing Heat wrote:
<quoted text>
You fat pathetic piece of shit, you must not have anything else to do besides posting ridiculous bullshit that doesn‘t make a damn bit of sense. There is no other reason for your pathetic meaningless existence is there? Is it the only way you can bolster your lack of self esteem? I bet, you being fat and on welfare limits the things you can do. You try to make yourself feel better in your failure of a life yet continue to fail at that too. Your picture is next to the word “loser” in the dictionary. I have good news and bad news for you.
Good News is I am praying for you. The Bad News is the payer is some bashes your skull in with a ball bat until that gray matter you call a brain is dripping down your back since you certainly don‘t use it to think of any rational intelligent thought. Right now you are tied for first place as the most useless piece of shit on the face of the earth but you are certainly close to getting the prize.
Coach Rick inducted into the Hall of Fame today then his team wins the National Championship this evening! Great game!

She is worthless. Can't imagine being a 55 year old mother of two, married, a new grandmother(if you can believe anything she posts)and behaves the way she does. If Dempsey is to be believed(so far he's been batting a thousand)then someone will lock her in a closet and throw the key away. They have my vote! Shariah Law will allow her husband to "get rid" of her for damaging his "honor". Maybe one of his farsi buddies will take care of that little problem.

Tell me when this thread is updated:

Subscribe Now Add to my Tracker

Add your comments below

Characters left: 4000

Please note by submitting this form you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.

Oklahoma City Discussions

Title Updated Last By Comments
snapchat usernames! (Nov '13) 15 hr Clarkdaddydoe 590
reverse Robin Hood in Okahoma 21 hr Scott 1
Drugs Tue Ap y 3
is it just me Sep 22 is it just me 1
Pain Help Needed ?? Get Medications without Scr... Sep 21 Valdez1 1
Do men wear women's panties (Jan '12) Sep 21 Pantie man 101
Too many blacks in OKC (Jan '12) Sep 21 Anne 196

Oklahoma City Jobs

More from around the web

Personal Finance

Oklahoma City Mortgages