I used to work at a

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#1 Sep 19, 2012
I used to work at a Fire Hydrant Factory but I had to quit coz I could never park anywhere near the place.

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#2 Sep 19, 2012
Last night I was playing poker with Tarot Cards. I got a full house and 3 people died.
doe

Brooklyn, NY

#4 Sep 20, 2012
Thats funny if you have more post them.
okie

Ogdensburg, NY

#5 Sep 20, 2012
Well,after my job as the gym teacher fell apart because I got in the janitors closet with the cafetria worker who happens to be a woman as well,but I am not a lesbian! Let's get that straight! I went to work at a labroatory as a guinea pig where they tested different types of viagra and cialis on me even though I am a woman. The pay was great,but now I have a beard and a mustache and lots of chest hair!

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#6 Sep 20, 2012
I hate it when my leg falls asleep during the middle of the day, coz that means it will be up all night.

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#7 Sep 20, 2012
I broke a mirror in my house, so I'm supposed to get 7 years of bad luck...but my lawyer thinks that he can get me 5.
rough

Ogdensburg, NY

#8 Sep 20, 2012
Delmendo wrote:
I hate it when my leg falls asleep during the middle of the day, coz that means it will be up all night.
I know the feeling!Have you had problems with it for awhile?

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#9 Sep 20, 2012
Life is what happens when you are busy making other plans.
Wright

Ogdensburg, NY

#10 Sep 20, 2012
Plagurjizm

Lake Placid, NY

#11 Sep 21, 2012
Delmendo is a fake? Sad. Just another has ben. Speaking of has ben's..........
so big deal

Saranac Lake, NY

#12 Sep 21, 2012
Plagurjizm wrote:
Delmendo is a fake? Sad. Just another has ben. Speaking of has ben's..........
Least it's something to brighten the day and get a giggle, rather than the other crap that's on here... keep it going Delmendo I don't mind that you borrow other's stuff! Don't like it stay off the thread, I quite enjoy it!
big johnson

Lake Placid, NY

#13 Sep 21, 2012
so big deal wrote:
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Least it's something to brighten the day and get a giggle, rather than the other crap that's on here... keep it going Delmendo I don't mind that you borrow other's stuff! Don't like it stay off the thread, I quite enjoy it!
you would enjoy it. you have a small mind and can only comprehend little giggles. you probably fake your orgasms also. like demento. start another thread and lets get this party started. has bens.
doe

Brooklyn, NY

#14 Sep 21, 2012
I like the thread too. The ones that enjoy the jokes are happy even if you think our minds are small better than having our ass on our face that talks shit all day.
your a joke

Saranac Lake, NY

#15 Sep 21, 2012
big johnson wrote:
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you would enjoy it. you have a small mind and can only comprehend little giggles. you probably fake your orgasms also. like demento. start another thread and lets get this party started. has bens.
Ok, I've got one...lol... you go by "big" cause really honey, you aint. You wouldn't know what a mind is and any gal your with would have to fake their orgasm. You go ahead and and go away to another thread and we'll party right here without you "big" lol hysterically, johnson.
Feed and Breed

Ogdensburg, NY

#16 Sep 21, 2012
I watched Frosty the Snowman, and I rooted for the sun.
Feed and Breed

Ogdensburg, NY

#17 Sep 21, 2012
Bigfoot, only wore, a size 9 shoe.
big johnson

Lake Placid, NY

#20 Sep 22, 2012
your a joke wrote:
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Ok, I've got one...lol... you go by "big" cause really honey, you aint. You wouldn't know what a mind is and any gal your with would have to fake their orgasm. You go ahead and and go away to another thread and we'll party right here without you "big" lol hysterically, johnson.
take your meds bit ch and you won't be breaking into hysterical laughter. unless of course you spend your day self stimulating while reading those fifty shades of grey pubic hair growing rapidly and engulfing your stinky flabs of skin. start using those cucumbers for the salad and not for your lack of a big johnson at home. "cause really honey" the only orgasm you are capable of achieving is with those sex toys shoved up all your ass-umptions of big johnson envy. look it up skank!
youre a joke

Saranac Lake, NY

#21 Sep 24, 2012
big johnson wrote:
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take your meds bit ch and you won't be breaking into hysterical laughter. unless of course you spend your day self stimulating while reading those fifty shades of grey pubic hair growing rapidly and engulfing your stinky flabs of skin. start using those cucumbers for the salad and not for your lack of a big johnson at home. "cause really honey" the only orgasm you are capable of achieving is with those sex toys shoved up all your ass-umptions of big johnson envy. look it up skank!
Hit a nerve huh? lol, hysterically "little" johnson. You crack me up!

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#22 Sep 25, 2012
What are 3 things you can never give a black man?...Fat lip, Black Eye, Job
pin drop

Ogdensburg, NY

#23 Sep 25, 2012
*crickets*

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