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Amigo

Alma, GA

#156 Dec 1, 2012
Roadrunner Realy change store, now I like go shopping ,close to my house.
Farrell Landon

Washington, DC

#157 Mar 24, 2013
Amigo wrote:
Roadrunner Realy change store, now I like go shopping ,close to my house.
I went to roadrunner store and i crapped so much i stopped up toilet. They didnt have no plunger so i tried to unstop it with my hand. I got turds on my hand and was mad cause i wanted to eat chicken but i had turd hands. I went in womens room to get soap and was my hands but then i shart my underwear in there thinkin it was just a fart.

Im tellin yall everytimr i go in there, me and this Amigo dude have like explosive colon diahurreah malfunction. It almost erupted into a fist fight the other day cause i was on the toilet with the force or a nasa rocket shootin out my bhole and amigo barged in with some alpo dog food and a chicken leg and started trying to crap between my legs......WTF AMIGO??!!! Finally he used the sink and kept callin me a smelly gringo.

AMIGO listen up, next time you try to crap on the toilet while im sittin on it, im gonna round house drop kick your a$$ to the yucatan.
Farrell Landon

Washington, DC

#158 Apr 12, 2013
***update***

I apoligize but he took it to far. I was trying to take a dump qat roadrunners and i was reading a maxim magazine and who shows up beating on the door??? Yup, frigging amigo. He called me a smelly gringo and i friggin lost it. Midway through my poop i jumped off the toilet without wiping and watched amigo headbutt the toilet about 37 times. He was out cold so i used his shirt to clean off my bhole and i dumped his bag of alpo dog food out on top of him. Then i got a marker and wrote piss on me on amigos forehead and left him there. Listen up amigo, you pull your bathroom antics again and i swear im gonna nut punch you about a thousand times and beat you with a friggin stale chimichanga while i make u watch univision. I got your smelly gringo you non fightin puss.
Farrell Landon

Washington, DC

#159 Apr 28, 2013
Amigo wrote:
Roadrunner Realy change store, now I like go shopping ,close to my house.
Anybody seen Amigo? I think I might have really hurt him.
Unbiased and Happy

Baxley, GA

#160 Apr 30, 2013
I think they are great....and trying to do their best...
Farrell Landon

Savannah, GA

#161 May 3, 2013
Unbiased and Happy wrote:
I think they are great....and trying to do their best...
Great store, except for Amigo and Gilberto deep throat kissing each other all the time in there.
Farrell Landon

Savannah, GA

#162 May 17, 2013
Been going to Flash Foods lately but gonna have to start gittin more baccer from roadrunners. Toilet fits my a$$ better also.
The man

Blackshear, GA

#163 May 17, 2013
Farrell Landon I got a cuople girls that want to meet you
Farrell Landon

Savannah, GA

#164 May 18, 2013
The man wrote:
Farrell Landon I got a cuople girls that want to meet you
Sweeeet! Most women do! As long as theyre legal!
Farrell Landon

Savannah, GA

#165 May 21, 2013
The man wrote:
Farrell Landon I got a cuople girls that want to meet you
Where'd u go???!! You introducing me to these girls or not?
Danny Noonan

Savannah, GA

#166 May 22, 2013
Farrell Landon wrote:
<quoted text>Where'd u go???!! You introducing me to these girls or not?
I tookem!!! If you want dem, you gonna need 2 wreckers, 4 four wheel drives, and 80 feets of snatch rope to pull you out my ruts!!!!
ALMA NATIVE

Alma, GA

#168 Oct 4, 2013
amber wrote:
<quoted text> he used to work there nobody said he was involved in illegal activity his brothet handles all that hahaha
I GUESS YOU THINK THIS COMMENT IS FUNNY, WELL IT IS NOT. YOU SHOULD NOT SPREAD THINGS. YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOUR KIDS WILL DO.
meme

Suwanee, GA

#169 Oct 25, 2013
I n joy them they r very nice people.
Dip Lip

United States

#170 Oct 25, 2013
Farrell Landon wrote:
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Where'd u go???!! You introducing me to these girls or not?
Why shoal they? Your gay, what can you do for these women but go shopping with them.
joe

Birmingham, AL

#171 Jun 30, 2014
Very good store. Every time 32 I stopped by
ken

Alma, GA

#172 Jul 22, 2014
Thanks for your business. Every one.

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