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Are you really so dumb to not know that I didn't take it literally? Nope, it is a dumb analogy. Plain and simple. I'm quite happy you took the time to compose it though. It speaks volumes about you. Or was it something you copied? Which sheds more light.
1. Either you took it literally because you used the word Anthropomorphisation.
2. Or you used a word you had no understanding of what it meant.
I would suggest you be careful about throwing the word 'dumb' around...
If I copied it, it would be in quotes.