Why do some guys like loud mufflers?

Why do some guys like loud mufflers?

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Tango

United States

#1 Apr 26, 2008
There are some vehicles in town that are are much too loud. I thought there was an ordinance covering excessive noise.
I was at the Post Office the other day, and one of those jokers decided to rev his motor a few times. It was deafening, and an elderly lady was so startled, that she dropped her mail, and could not pick it up without help.
This should not be allowed to continue.
Stitch

Welch, WV

#2 Apr 26, 2008
was it a maroon mustang with blacked out headlights and tailights and a young guy driving it?
dingo III

United States

#3 Apr 26, 2008
Guys like loud mufflers because they have short johnsons. It is very simple. They cannot attract a female any other way, it is basically a mating call for diminutive, bleach blondes, little girls whose only chance in life is to hook a guy with a loud muffler.
you suck

Welch, WV

#4 Apr 26, 2008
dingo III wrote:
Guys like loud mufflers because they have short johnsons. It is very simple. They cannot attract a female any other way, it is basically a mating call for diminutive, bleach blondes, little girls whose only chance in life is to hook a guy with a loud muffler.
well you must be pretty insecure about your small johnson!! haha
dingo III

United States

#5 Apr 26, 2008
you suck wrote:
<quoted text> well you must be pretty insecure about your small johnson!! haha
I am going to give you another chance to post a better anwser before I tear your tummy out, can you think of one?
dingo III

United States

#6 Apr 27, 2008
you suck wrote:
<quoted text> well you must be pretty insecure about your small johnson!! haha
Well, that was enough time. You either a redncek who does that shite, or you are one of the little shites who gets off on it. Hear this, there are a lot older folk who are very disturbed by it and there are people like me who care about their peace. Please be considerate of them. Have fun, but fun may affect others. Is that too much to ask of you?
you suck

Welch, WV

#7 Apr 27, 2008
dingo III wrote:
<quoted text>Well, that was enough time. You either a redncek who does that shite, or you are one of the little shites who gets off on it. Hear this, there are a lot older folk who are very disturbed by it and there are people like me who care about their peace. Please be considerate of them. Have fun, but fun may affect others. Is that too much to ask of you?
well bud, i hate to tell ya, but we're all from west virginia....so therefore we're rednecks... and dont be talkin crap about my loud muffler and i wont talk about your johnson
dingo III

United States

#8 Apr 27, 2008
Well, lol. You did answer me. I respect you for that. I am also a West Virginian. Take care.
you suck

Welch, WV

#9 Apr 27, 2008
dingo III wrote:
Well, lol. You did answer me. I respect you for that. I am also a West Virginian. Take care.
see, west virginian people can make peace to... why not the rest of the world? lol you take care to and ill keep my muffler quiet lol
dingo III

United States

#10 Apr 27, 2008
you suck wrote:
<quoted text> see, west virginian people can make peace to... why not the rest of the world? lol you take care to and ill keep my muffler quiet lol
peace to you. sorry, I was an a**hole. I have that tendancy on occasion. Just keep it to a dull roar will be fine.
Like it Mellow

United States

#11 Apr 27, 2008
The guys like loud exhaust so they can't hear the voices in their head telling them what a pansy they are. LOL
Tango

United States

#12 Apr 27, 2008
you suck wrote:
<quoted text> well bud, i hate to tell ya, but we're all from west virginia....so therefore we're rednecks... and dont be talkin crap about my loud muffler and i wont talk about your johnson
Do you also enjoy frightening little old ladies?
who knows

United States

#13 Apr 30, 2008
Tango wrote:
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Do you also enjoy frightening little old ladies?
well as a matter of fact, i wasnt the one that frightened the lady at the post office... dont know who it was, but it wasnt me... i have respect for senior citizens and would NOT do that... BUT, if there's ever an old lady to get frightened, then you can bet your best dollar that "I'LL" be the one loadin her up and takin her to the hospital in a ambulance ;)
T3H Chad

Morgantown, WV

#14 May 6, 2008
I personally don't like " loud mufflers " but I do like getting a full exhaust system on certain vehicles, because of the performance aspect. If someone throws on a cheap, crappy, loud muffler, then yeah, they should be shot in my opinion, but if a person's getting, say, a full 3" Cat Back Exhaust system because they have a turbo or supercharger and need to open their car up to some air flow, then there's nothing wrong with that :P
However, If we're talking about loud, SLOW cars, or big mud trucks that don't even have a 5 speed and have to throw their car into neutral to make ppl look at them? Yeah. that's ridiculous.
TherealGetReal

AOL

#15 May 6, 2008
dingo III wrote:
Guys like loud mufflers because they have short johnsons. It is very simple. They cannot attract a female any other way, it is basically a mating call for diminutive, bleach blondes, little girls whose only chance in life is to hook a guy with a loud muffler.
Johnson's?? I thought those were called Tom Dooleys..LoL and yes, you are right, I think they have loud mufflers to try and show their masculine side..lol

“I wont b smart if ur not dumb”

Since: Apr 08

AOL

#16 May 6, 2008
Well personally I like some trucks with a loud muffler not extremely loud though just enough to sound mean. Little V-6 trucks and cars well they just sound like a pissed off bumble bee. LOL I hate that myself.
I AGREE

Welch, WV

#17 May 12, 2008
Stitch wrote:
was it a maroon mustang with blacked out headlights and tailights and a young guy driving it?
no I know that car, its not all that. and its not loud at all
Loud And Proud

Flomaton, AL

#18 May 12, 2008
well since the little old lady was brought up, think of it this way, if they stop driving 25 in a 55 then maybe they want have to hear my "bumble bee" fly by, but in the same maner don't ride threw town punching it, some people like chicken, but some like steak, it's just your prefrence, like it or die hating it
Tango

United States

#19 May 12, 2008
Loud And Proud wrote:
well since the little old lady was brought up, think of it this way, if they stop driving 25 in a 55 then maybe they want have to hear my "bumble bee" fly by, but in the same maner don't ride threw town punching it, some people like chicken, but some like steak, it's just your prefrence, like it or die hating it
Written like a true idiot. And for your information, the elderly lady was in the parking lot of the Post Office, and so was the loud truck

“Lovin' Life :O)”

Since: Apr 08

Here and There

#20 May 12, 2008
Why do some guys like loud mufflers?
Uh...DUH...because they're LOUD!

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