Mystery monkey bites woman on back

Oct 10, 2012 | Posted by: roboblogger | Full story: WLFI-TV West Lafayette

Wildlife officials in Florida say the mystery monkey of Tampa Bay bit a woman during an unprovoked attack in St.

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“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

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#21
Oct 11, 2012
 
Not that odd in Florida. In addition to pet escapes, hurricanes (especially Andrew) wrecked a number of small zoos and medical research facilities. There are quite a few feral breeding populations here and there.
Rumors persist of a breeding population of chimpanzees on the edge of the 'Glades, but that's never been confirmed.

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The search for the mystery monkey has been narrowed down. We know it wasn't Davy Jones so that only leaves Mike Dolenz, Peter Tork and Michael Nesbitt. At last report they were seen on the last train to Clarksville

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Oct 11, 2012
 
Big Green Yes wrote:
The search for the mystery monkey has been narrowed down. We know it wasn't Davy Jones so that only leaves Mike Dolenz, Peter Tork and Michael Nesbitt. At last report they were seen on the last train to Clarksville
Groooaaaannn!

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#24
Oct 11, 2012
 
Attacked from behind huh? Sounds like Gorilla tactics to me!

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Adrian Godsafe MSc wrote:
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Agreed, Those "monkey back" things get to be a real problem for lowlifes in particular in my dot on the map.
Unusual to have toothmarks as a souvenier though.
Have a nice day: Ag
Ya I know what you mean. There is nothing worse than seeing a someone lose everything to a Macaque addiction

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Oct 11, 2012
 
Uh Clem wrote:
Ah, yes...
Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts, Mutilated monkey meat. Dirty little birdie feet. Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts, And me without my spoon.
There's more - I remeber it to this day;

Great big globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, little birdies' dirty feet. French fried eyeballs, swimming in a bowl of blood, but I for-got my spoon...

So they gave me spit, spat, puss on top, elephant's vomit and monkey snot, made is a sandwich juuuuust for meeeeeee.....

Forgot the ending line.

Loved that when I was a kid, I do not know why.

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Oct 11, 2012
 
Big Green Yes wrote:
The search for the mystery monkey has been narrowed down. We know it wasn't Davy Jones so that only leaves Mike Dolenz, Peter Tork and Michael Nesbitt. At last report they were seen on the last train to Clarksville
Are you saying Davy was the Walrus?!
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#28
Oct 11, 2012
 
....and where exactly was Marv Albert during this attack?

Hmmmmm?

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Are you saying Davy was the Walrus?!
Naa ! That was the Fab Four. The Monkees were The Prefab'd Four.

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Oct 15, 2012
 
Big Green Yes wrote:
<quoted text>Naa ! That was the Fab Four. The Monkees were The Prefab'd Four.
The Monkees were almost the Prefab five.

Charles manson applied to the ad for a crazy guy, but got rejected.
I think he took the rejection rather hard...

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JM_Brazil wrote:
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There's more - I remeber it to this day;
Great big globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, little birdies' dirty feet. French fried eyeballs, swimming in a bowl of blood, but I for-got my spoon...
So they gave me spit, spat, puss on top, elephant's vomit and monkey snot, made is a sandwich juuuuust for meeeeeee.....
Forgot the ending line.
Loved that when I was a kid, I do not know why.
If kids dared to sing that at school during recess today, they would probably expell the singers for 'violent offensive behavior' and offer post traumatic stress counselling to any kids that might have overheard them singing it.

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JM_Brazil wrote:
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There's more - I remeber it to this day;
Great big globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, little birdies' dirty feet. French fried eyeballs, swimming in a bowl of blood, but I for-got my spoon...
So they gave me spit, spat, puss on top, elephant's vomit and monkey snot, made is a sandwich juuuuust for meeeeeee.....
Forgot the ending line.
Loved that when I was a kid, I do not know why.
Is that Kosher?

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Oct 22, 2012
 
The Kosher Cop wrote:
<quoted text>Is that Kosher?
Well, no pork or dairy, so, yeah - I guess...

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