Mystery monkey bites woman on back

Mystery monkey bites woman on back

There are 33 comments on the WLFI-TV West Lafayette story from Oct 10, 2012, titled Mystery monkey bites woman on back. In it, WLFI-TV West Lafayette reports that:

Wildlife officials in Florida say the mystery monkey of Tampa Bay bit a woman during an unprovoked attack in St.

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“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#1 Oct 10, 2012
Mystery Monkey?

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#2 Oct 10, 2012
Mystery monkey. Yes!

“I was a Grim Reaper”

Since: Apr 07

But now I take antidepressants

#3 Oct 10, 2012
There's lots of feral monkeys around there, thats really not much of a mystery.

“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#4 Oct 10, 2012
Hoof Arted wrote:
Mystery monkey. Yes!
Oh My God - MULE!
Rough Sects

Huntington, NY

#5 Oct 10, 2012
Did she like it?

“Headbanger”

Since: May 12

London, England

#6 Oct 10, 2012
it's why a peep should never have a 'monkey on their back'.
Hal Sharpton

Huntington, NY

#7 Oct 10, 2012
You are all racists!!!!!

“Geologist [I'm Climate Change]”

Since: Mar 07

formerly Nuneaton

#8 Oct 10, 2012
Kriss10 wrote:
it's why a peep should never have a 'monkey on their back'.
Agreed, Those "monkey back" things get to be a real problem for lowlifes in particular in my dot on the map.

Unusual to have toothmarks as a souvenier though.

Have a nice day: Ag

“Headbanger”

Since: May 12

London, England

#9 Oct 10, 2012
Hal Sharpton wrote:
You are all racists!!!!!
excuse me? what??
being critical of monkeys - that's actually species-ist - or something similar!

“Up with which, I will not put”

Since: Jul 08

Sao Paulo

#10 Oct 10, 2012
Kriss10 wrote:
<quoted text>
excuse me? what??
being critical of monkeys - that's actually species-ist - or something similar!
That would be Spiecist. And no, I am not a spiecist. Don't need to be because I am Homo Saphien, and therefore have no equal.

“I know where you are,”

Since: Jun 08

Right here under my thumb

#11 Oct 10, 2012
JM_Brazil wrote:
<quoted text>
That would be Spiecist. And no, I am not a spiecist. Don't need to be because I am Homo Saphien, and therefore have no equal.
Q. What do you call a homo sapiens without opposed thumbs?

A. Jay Cutler
Bad Monkey

United States

#12 Oct 10, 2012
If a 'wild' monkey came into my yard and bit me without my having provoked it FIRST, I'd lace a piece of food with poison and end its miserable fing life once and for all.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#13 Oct 10, 2012
It was Austin 'Panzee, International Monkey of Mystery.

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#14 Oct 10, 2012
How'd that song go?

...mutilated monkey meat, little dirty birdie feet. All ground up in something, something, somthing...

“We're all Bozos on this bus”

Since: Jan 07

South Bend, IN

#15 Oct 10, 2012
Ah, yes...

Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts, Mutilated monkey meat. Dirty little birdie feet. Great green globs of greasy, grimy gopher guts, And me without my spoon.

Since: Oct 12

United States

#16 Oct 10, 2012
With the worms crawling in and out, sideways, backway

Since: Dec 10

Location hidden

#17 Oct 11, 2012
"Three-six-nine the goose drank wine
The monkey chewed tobacco on the street car line
The line broke the monkey got choked
And they all went to heaven in a little row boat"

Clap clap, clap, clap clap
Sir Mix A Lot

Huntington, NY

#18 Oct 11, 2012
Baby got back!!!!

Since: Aug 11

Location hidden

#19 Oct 11, 2012
As long as they trimmed the monkeys claws first I wouldn't have a problem.

“Humanity Above All”

Since: Feb 09

Not Toronto Canada

#20 Oct 11, 2012
Uh Clem wrote:
It was Austin 'Panzee, International Monkey of Mystery.
Sounds like this woman had a chimp on her shoulder.

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