"Split tails"! I love em. Get silly-stupid around them! Spend all my money! WOO HOOO! And I'm an old man.<quoted text>
No gashes allowed in my household. Although we do eat lots of pasta, you noodle head.
Good news for you sonny. If you're lucky, it never goes away. Hope you're lucky and have a boyfriend tickles it just right in your later years like my girlfriend does for me. Even though you're such an angry little jackass.