Your attempt to hijack a discussion of marriage with off topic gossip and blather is crass and vulgar.<quoted text>
...that one's in the Webster's Dictionary as well.
Try to be more creative. See...when I look at you I envision an uptight, angry, spittle spraying piece of work who needs this as one of his only form of social interaction given the clerk at the local 'LIQUOR STOP' probably hides under the counter until you're gone when you're seeking out your nightly case of Coors Light.
So in turn I'd call you a lonely angrified table pounder.
'Angrified'...I like that.
Dan is crass and vulgar. YUK!YUK!YUK!