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'I' am sorry that you feel diminished in my presence.
Sincerely, Hudson-sama. Ichi-ban-sama.
You are the great and mighty Rock Hudson of the internet.
I bow to your greatness. Please don't destroy me on whim.
I quivier in fear given your almighty presence. Even now I'm slipping on a pair of Depends for fear I might soil myself should you decide to berate me.
BAH HAH HAH!!!!!