Review; Neo Club Chicago.
Posted in the Oak Park Forum
#1 Feb 27, 2013
This is for the Neo Club on the 2300 block of north Clark Street.
Do not be deceived! The Neo Club sits in a very bad neighborhood. The Lincoln Park area, as well as every single non-gang area east of Cicero Avenue from Lawrence Avenue (4800 north) all the way down to the Will County Border, has been completely taken over by lethal Flash Mob gangs. Unlike ordinary street gangs, which often only target and attack rival gangs, the Flash Mobs attack innocent civilians viciously and brutally, making them even more dangerous than the Gangster Disciples. And when the flash mobs attack, they attack like vicious packs of hungry wolves! They swarm, shoot, beat, and bludgeon their victims, rob them blind, and leave them for dead. And very few people even survive attacks by Flash Mobs. And they attack at random and without warning. Even the CTA is no longer safe, as buses and even trains are fired on, stormed, vandalized by the mobs, and then the passengers are beaten, shot, and robbed by the mobs. To make matters worse, members of Flash Mob gangs likely even wear ski masks and/or other facial coverings and possibly even gloves, especially when they attack CTA buses and trains.
#2 Feb 27, 2013
So stay west of Cicero. Problem solved.
#3 Feb 27, 2013
That is exactly what I try to do, but I saw their page on Facebook, and this is basically a warning for anyone else who has this place on their minds. Chicago is a violent city that in fact really knows how to sweep it's violence under a rug and present itself as a whitewashed tomb.
#4 Feb 27, 2013
More information just in;
Even if Neo were to, hypothetically, sit in a good neighborhood, it would still be absolutely no place for singles at all! Not even the slightest chance.
For those of you who are still brave enough to face the scary man in the ski mask with the TEC-9, or come out to find pitchforks and crowns scratched and/or painted on your car, broken windows, and bullet holes on your car, there are even more obstacles after that, too.
Those who might have looked at the FAQ part of their website may have seen it said; "We don't care what you take pictures of while you are in here, but please make sure you have the permission of any person or persons you wish to take pictures of." But I tell you, Do NOT even THINK of bringing your camera to the Neo Club!!! This is CHICAGOLAND!!! You are NOT in Miami anymore! Neither are you in New York, Key West, Los Angeles, or New Orleans. In Chicagoland, other than a few scattered Hooters/Tilted Kilt waitresses (on extremely rare occasions), Nobody else likes having their picture taken at all, especially by a stranger! Not at a club, not at a beach, not on a boat, not in a park, not anywhere. Also, it is very rare for Illinois women to wear skimpy clothes unless they are working at either Hooters or Tilted Kilt. And guys, if you Ever see a woman in Illinois wearing skimpy clothing, beware!!! You even glance at her at all and she notices it, she will immediately either tell you to go away, or complain to her clique and they will tell you to go away and get lost.
You might have also seen it said; "Please don't go out on the dance floor unless you are prepared to actually dance." But I tell you; If you are a single guy and you do not have anyone to dance with, do NOT even go to Neo at all! Illinois women NEVER interact well with strangers, especially men they don't know, and they WILL complain and get you in trouble if you ask them to dance with you! Especially heightening that likelihood is the fact that from Lawrence Avenue (4800 North) all the way south to the Will County border, the entire area from the lakefront/Indiana border, all the way west to Cicero Avenue (Austin Blvd north of Ogden Avenue), is all endless ghetto.
Add your comments below
|Barack Obama, our next President (Nov '08)||11 min||Tony Rome||1,110,957|
|BARACK OBAMA BIRTH CERTIFICATE: Suit contesting... (Jan '09)||20 min||Cancer On The pRe...||178,215|
|Terry Serpico and Vito Scavo||24 min||MP shiznit||1|
|Scavo soon to be back on the loose (Oct '13)||31 min||MP shiznit||19|
|Once slow-moving threat, global warming speeds ... (Dec '08)||40 min||litesong||46,842|
|Ill. House Approves Legalizing Same-Sex Civil U... (Dec '10)||1 hr||Cali Girl 2014||49,940|
|Abby 9-22||1 hr||Mister Tonka||9|
Find what you want!
Search Oak Park Forum Now