Oak Creek, I just wanna say YOU SUCK! I HATE having to deliver to you cheap misers. You live in these nice houses and apartments and you can't even tip your pizza dude. Tsk, tsk. The shame.

Maybe, just maybe, 1 out of 6 people in Oak Creek know how to properly apply gratuity to the bill. Or, maybe they do know but just don't have any problem being buttholes. I dunno.

Cudahy has a LOT more class than you yuppie wannabes. So does South Milwaukee.

The average round trip to Oak Creek for us is a 15-18 miles round trip. 25-30 minutes taken away from our delivery time for EACH delivery. And we usually get less than a buck from you clowns. How come it's only like that in Oak Creek?

You guys are the butt of our jokes when we all get together, ya know. One thing we drivers have in common, no matter what store we deliver for, none of us want to deliver to Oak Creek.

I hope your next pizza has a big, slimy, green booger in it. LOL!(Just kidding.)

QUIT ORDERING! EITHER LEARN HOW TO FRICKIN' TIP OR GO PICK UP YOUR OWN DAMN PIZZA YOU CHEAP CHIZZLER'S!

(If you are that 1 person out of 6 in Oak Creek that has enough class to tip fairly, God bless ya. This rant wasn't for you.)