I CAN'T DRiVE 55

[Commander Bunny]

Modesto is worse than icky actually.

[Dr_Zorderz]

And that's being modest.

[Modest In Modesto]

I agree completely.

But then I always agree.

And I am always right.

[Commander Bunny]

Modest In Modesto wrote:

I agree completely.
But then I always agree.
And I am always right.

uhuh...

[RICKY RAT]

Commander Bunny wrote:

<quoted text>uhuh...

Ahhh...

[RICKY RAT]

So. Picture this. It's 6 am. RICKY RAT, the cab driving rodent, pulls up in front of the Marin County Jail...

[Not the same tree]

Modesto sucks ass, if I were'nt a tree I'd move far away from this dump.

[RICKY RAT]

...and in gets some lady. Who'd been picked up for DUI the night before. Hold on a minute, she says, they wrote down here where my car was towed to...

[RICKY RAT]

Thanks, whoever, for the "mouth" thingamajig ^^^...

[RICKY RAT]

RICKY RAT wrote:

...and in gets some lady. Who'd been picked up for DUI the night before. Hold on a minute, she says, they wrote down here where my car was towed to...

..."At&t Towing", she says, "Here, let me give them a call"...

[RICKY RAT]

RICKY RAT wrote:

<quoted text>..."At&t Towing", she says, "Here, let me give them a call"...

..."Yeah, hi, the CHP towed my car last night, and they say you have it"...

[Steph]

RICKY RAT wrote:

<quoted text>..."Yeah, hi, the CHP towed my car last night, and they say you have it"...

then what happened???? did you take her to your rat hole?? "say, jail-beeyotch! whadda ya say?"

[RICKY RAT]

RICKY RAT wrote:

<quoted text>..."Yeah, hi, the CHP towed my car last night, and they say you have it"...

...(Two hours and about twenty phone calls later) "Look, Fernando, AS I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU NUMEROUS TIMES, THEY TOOK MY DRIVERS LICENSE. So I DON'T HAVE a fricken picture ID"...

[RICKY RAT]

Steph wrote:

<quoted text>
then what happened???? did you take her to your rat hole?? "say, jail-beeyotch! whadda ya say?"

HEY!! Who's telling this story??? YOU or ME???...

[RICKY RAT]

Steph wrote:

<quoted text>
then what happened???? did you take her to your rat hole?? "say, jail-beeyotch! whadda ya say?"

Although, I DO like your version...

[Steph]

RICKY RAT wrote:

<quoted text>Although, I DO like your version...

hmphf. figures. so, well?? what happened next?

[RICKY RAT]

RICKY RAT wrote:

<quoted text>...(Two hours and about twenty phone calls later) "Look, Fernando, AS I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU NUMEROUS TIMES, THEY TOOK MY DRIVERS LICENSE. So I DON'T HAVE a fricken picture ID"...

..."But I DO have all my credit cards, my temporary license, all the paperwork from the jail"...

[Steph]

you are like a shrink in that cab aren't you? you see it all, like a fly on Commander Bunny's wall...

[RICKY RAT]

Steph wrote:

<quoted text>
hmphf. figures. so, well?? what happened next?

I'm glad you asked. So, anyhow, Fernando stuck to his guns...

[RICKY RAT]

RICKY RAT wrote:

<quoted text> Fernando stuck to his guns...

...cause he was in possession of her car, and he knew it...