I CAN'T DRiVE 55
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Since: Nov 10

Blairsville, Ga

#1 Jul 23, 2012
Now, where was I? Oh yeah, using an "i" when spelling "it" is pretty common....

Since: Nov 10

Blairsville, Ga

#2 Jul 23, 2012
Take my license. All that jive.

Since: Nov 10

Blairsville, Ga

#3 Jul 23, 2012
RICKY RAT wrote:
Take my license. All that jive.
I can't drive. 55.

“Taste great in milk!”

Since: Aug 08

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#4 Jul 23, 2012
Where have You been?........bad rodent, My Mom's been worried sick about You.

Since: Nov 10

Blairsville, Ga

#5 Jul 23, 2012
Commander Bunny wrote:
Where have You been?........bad rodent, My Mom's been worried sick about You.
Tell Mom I'll make it up to Her. In some Way.

Since: Nov 10

Blairsville, Ga

#6 Jul 23, 2012
RICKY RAT wrote:
<quoted text> In some Way.
sniff sniff. sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff...

Since: Nov 10

Blairsville, Ga

#7 Jul 24, 2012
RICKY RAT wrote:
<quoted text>sniff sniff. sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff...
At this point, a lot of times, I get the proverbial rolled-up newspaper across my snout...

Since: Nov 10

Blairsville, Ga

#8 Jul 24, 2012
Yeah, RICKY RAT can't drive 55. You know what REALLY, REALLY chaps RICKY RATS' hide? Day in and day out? I'll tell you what REALLY, REALLY chaps RICKY RATS' hide. Day in and day out. Slow drivers. Even if they're in the slow lane. RICKY RAT'S like "STEP ON IT, YOU uh SLOW DRIVER!!". THAT'S what REALLY, REALLY chaps RICKY RATS' hide. Day in and day out. Yadda yadda yadda, gimma gamma gooma...

Since: Nov 10

Blairsville, Ga

#9 Jul 24, 2012
Radio CabĀ® offers a flat rate to SFO and Oakland Airport. 80 bucks plus bridge toll from San Rafael, for instance. But RICKY RAT always just hits the meter and shuts up. And lets the customer explain the flat rate to him.

Since: Nov 10

Blairsville, Ga

#10 Jul 24, 2012
For pretty much one reason. Because the dollar amount is higher when you run the meter. Duh.

Since: Nov 10

Blairsville, Ga

#11 Jul 24, 2012
RICKY RAT wrote:
For pretty much one reason. Because the dollar amount is higher when you run the meter. Duh.
Every now and then, you get some RICH BYOTCH you pick up in some semi-mansion somewhere, and she's like "OMG, they said it was $86 and you're trying to get $102 outa me"...

Since: Nov 10

Blairsville, Ga

#12 Jul 24, 2012
RICKY RAT wrote:
<quoted text>Every now and then, you get some RICH BYOTCH you pick up in some semi-mansion somewhere, and she's like "OMG, they said it was $86 and you're trying to get $102 outa me"...
And you're like "Look, lady, maybe there's some way you can make up the sixteen bucks, by shorting your illegal alien housekeeper, perhaps"...

Since: Nov 10

Blairsville, Ga

#13 Jul 24, 2012
RICKY RAT wrote:
For pretty much one reason. Because the dollar amount is higher when you run the meter. Duh.
I always try and get the higher dollar amount. Over the lower dollar amount.

Since: Nov 10

Blairsville, Ga

#14 Jul 24, 2012
RICKY RAT wrote:
<quoted text>I always try and get the higher dollar amount. Over the lower dollar amount.
My grandrat, RILEY O'RAT, taught me that. He said "RICKY, me boy, if they're giving out blocks of gov'ment cheese, always take THREE blocks over TWO blocks. Of gov'ment cheese"...

Since: Nov 10

Blairsville, Ga

#15 Jul 24, 2012
I'm broadcasting this from *** Alameda del Prado, #***. Which is now Command Central for all Forces of the Rodent Revolution.

Since: Nov 10

Blairsville, Ga

#16 Jul 24, 2012
RICKY RAT wrote:
I'm broadcasting this from *** Alameda del Prado,#***. Which is now Command Central for all Forces of the Rodent Revolution.
There's been a coup de' etat (pronounced coo dey ta) overthrowing the aging, increasingly incoherent, and damn near senile Commander Bunny. Who, as a rabbit, wasn't even a rodent to begin with.

Since: Nov 10

Blairsville, Ga

#17 Jul 24, 2012
RICKY RAT wrote:
<quoted text>There's been a coup de' etat (pronounced coo dey ta) overthrowing the aging, increasingly incoherent, and damn near senile Commander Bunny. Who, as a rabbit, wasn't even a rodent to begin with.
But, not to worry. The once Great Supreme Leader and Grand Poobah of all Rodent Revolutionary Forces will be taken to a small farm in Wisconsin, where he'll have complete freedom to roam about...

Since: Nov 10

Blairsville, Ga

#18 Jul 24, 2012
AND FURTHERMORE, blah blah blah, crooked dispatchers, blah blah, internment camps, blah blah blah blah, re-training as telemarketers, calling people up to see if they want a cab, blah blah blah blah blah...

Since: Nov 10

Blairsville, Ga

#19 Jul 24, 2012
...and the guy getting called going "Well, I really wasn't planning on callng a cab, and have nowhere to go, but what the hey, you talked me into it. Send one on over", bla blah blah blah...

Since: Nov 10

Blairsville, Ga

#20 Jul 24, 2012
RICKY RAT wrote:
...and the guy getting called going "Well, I really wasn't planning on callng a cab, have nowhere to go, plus, I've got a car, but what the hey, you talked me into it. Send one on over", blah blah blah blah...
I improved that. Read it now.

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