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“DECEPTION = MOST POWERFUL ”

Since: Jul 11

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#1
Jan 27, 2013
 
Two smelly Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and await death when all of a sudden Luis says.........
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"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I theenk."
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"Ees, Luis, eet sure smell like bacon."
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With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
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There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.
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"Pepe, Pepe, wees saved! Ees a bacon tree!"
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"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? Wees in the desert don't forget."
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"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!"
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And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath....
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"Pepe... Go back, man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
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"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "
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"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees....
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Ees.....

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Ees....
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Ees..... a ham bush...."
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SORRY. I know there's something wrong with me for posting this. Just couldn't help it! Little voices made me do it !!! And I bet you tried to do the accent too, didn't you - I know you did! You are grinning.....aren't you! Hehehe.......

Since: Sep 08

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Jan 27, 2013
 
Dr_Zorderz wrote:
Two smelly Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and await death when all of a sudden Luis says.........
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"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I theenk."
.
"Ees, Luis, eet sure smell like bacon."
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With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
.
There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.
.
"Pepe, Pepe, wees saved! Ees a bacon tree!"
.
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? Wees in the desert don't forget."
.
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!"
.
And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath....
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"Pepe... Go back, man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
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"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "
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"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees....
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Ees.....
Ees....
Ees....
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Ees...
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Ees....
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Ees..... a ham bush...."
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SORRY. I know there's something wrong with me for posting this. Just couldn't help it! Little voices made me do it !!! And I bet you tried to do the accent too, didn't you - I know you did! You are grinning.....aren't you! Hehehe.......
Gloop?
MARINJIM

San Anselmo, CA

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#3
Jan 28, 2013
 
RACIST

“Bing-bang, kicky-punchy”

Since: Aug 08

...and "The Paw".

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Jan 28, 2013
 
Honky.
MARINJIM

San Anselmo, CA

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Jan 29, 2013
 

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Leporidae

“Bing-bang, kicky-punchy”

Since: Aug 08

...and "The Paw".

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#6
Jan 29, 2013
 
MARINJIM wrote:
Leporidae
Double what You said<< to infinity, so there!

“Bing-bang, kicky-punchy”

Since: Aug 08

...and "The Paw".

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Jan 29, 2013
 
MARINJIM wrote:
Leporidae
Human.

“DECEPTION = MOST POWERFUL ”

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#8
Jan 30, 2013
 
MARINJIM is dead.
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Who are you?
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MARINJIM always spells racist like this
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R A C I S T
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And he doesn't know a rabbit from a bunny ?
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You're an impostulator
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What have you done with MARINJIM ?
MARINJIM

San Anselmo, CA

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Jan 30, 2013
 

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I stole his identity.
Don't tell anybody.
I think he got deported or he is dead.

“Bing-bang, kicky-punchy”

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...and "The Paw".

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Jan 30, 2013
 

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Huh, amazing.
MarinJim

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Jan 31, 2013
 

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MARINJIM wrote:
I stole his identity.
Don't tell anybody.
I think he got deported or he is dead.
R A C I S T

Since: Sep 08

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Jan 31, 2013
 

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MarinJim wrote:
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R A C I S T
G L O O P !
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Guise Faux

San Anselmo, CA

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Feb 2, 2013
 
The Gloop wrote:
<quoted text>G L O O P !
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Da Da Da

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Vallejo, CA

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#14
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WAAAAAAASuP...

Since: Nov 10

Vallejo, CA

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Vallejo, CA

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mumble mumble. mumble mumble mumble mumble...

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#17
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mmmm, racist bacon.

Since: Nov 10

Vallejo, CA

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#18
Yesterday
 
DAMN. EVERY TIME that I get on even a little roll with my inane babbling the Commander butts in, and with a couple of words, cause I don't think you would count "mmmm" as a word, with a couple of words, leaves me in the dust. BRAVO, COMMANDER, BRAVO!!!!

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#19
23 hrs ago
 
Awww being left in the dust ain't so bad Ricky. Unless you're left in the dust in Vallejo or Richmond or Modesto or someplace like that.

Uh Huh Eh !

Since: Nov 10

Vallejo, CA

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21 hrs ago
 
Dr_Zorderz wrote:
Awww being left in the dust ain't so bad Ricky. Unless you're left in the dust in Vallejo or Richmond or Modesto or someplace like that.
Uh Huh Eh !
This is the lamest, most flooglish thing I've heard all day.

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