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“DECEPTION = MOST POWERFUL ”

Since: Jul 11

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#1 Jan 27, 2013
Two smelly Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and await death when all of a sudden Luis says.........
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"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I theenk."
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"Ees, Luis, eet sure smell like bacon."
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With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
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There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.
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"Pepe, Pepe, wees saved! Ees a bacon tree!"
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"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? Wees in the desert don't forget."
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"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!"
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And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath....
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"Pepe... Go back, man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
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"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "
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"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees....
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Ees.....

Ees....

Ees....
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Ees...
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Ees....
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Ees..... a ham bush...."
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SORRY. I know there's something wrong with me for posting this. Just couldn't help it! Little voices made me do it !!! And I bet you tried to do the accent too, didn't you - I know you did! You are grinning.....aren't you! Hehehe.......

Since: Sep 08

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#2 Jan 27, 2013
Dr_Zorderz wrote:
Two smelly Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States, wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and await death when all of a sudden Luis says.........
.
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell? Ees bacon, I theenk."
.
"Ees, Luis, eet sure smell like bacon."
.
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
.
There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.
.
"Pepe, Pepe, wees saved! Ees a bacon tree!"
.
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? Wees in the desert don't forget."
.
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!"
.
And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath....
.
"Pepe... Go back, man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
.
"Luis, Luis mi amigo... what ees it? "
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"Pepe.. ees not a bacon tree. Ees....
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Ees.....
Ees....
Ees....
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Ees...
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Ees....
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Ees..... a ham bush...."
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.
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SORRY. I know there's something wrong with me for posting this. Just couldn't help it! Little voices made me do it !!! And I bet you tried to do the accent too, didn't you - I know you did! You are grinning.....aren't you! Hehehe.......
Gloop?
MARINJIM

Fairfax, CA

#3 Jan 28, 2013
RACIST

“Taste great in milk!”

Since: Aug 08

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#4 Jan 28, 2013
Honky.
MARINJIM

Fairfax, CA

#5 Jan 29, 2013
Leporidae

“Taste great in milk!”

Since: Aug 08

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#6 Jan 29, 2013
MARINJIM wrote:
Leporidae
Double what You said<< to infinity, so there!

“Taste great in milk!”

Since: Aug 08

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#7 Jan 29, 2013
MARINJIM wrote:
Leporidae
Human.

“DECEPTION = MOST POWERFUL ”

Since: Jul 11

POLITICAL FORCE ON THE PLANET

#8 Jan 30, 2013
MARINJIM is dead.
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Who are you?
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MARINJIM always spells racist like this
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R A C I S T
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And he doesn't know a rabbit from a bunny ?
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You're an impostulator
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What have you done with MARINJIM ?
MARINJIM

Fairfax, CA

#9 Jan 30, 2013
I stole his identity.
Don't tell anybody.
I think he got deported or he is dead.

“Taste great in milk!”

Since: Aug 08

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#10 Jan 30, 2013
Huh, amazing.
MarinJim

San Rafael, CA

#11 Jan 31, 2013
MARINJIM wrote:
I stole his identity.
Don't tell anybody.
I think he got deported or he is dead.
R A C I S T

Since: Sep 08

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#12 Jan 31, 2013
MarinJim wrote:
<quoted text>
R A C I S T
G L O O P !
Guise Faux

San Anselmo, CA

#13 Feb 2, 2013
The Gloop wrote:
<quoted text>G L O O P !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v =lNYcviXK4rgXX
Da Da Da

“If I make it till tomorrow ”

Since: Nov 10

noon, I'm leaving...

#14 Jul 27, 2014
WAAAAAAASuP...

“If I make it till tomorrow ”

Since: Nov 10

noon, I'm leaving...

#15 Jul 27, 2014

“If I make it till tomorrow ”

Since: Nov 10

noon, I'm leaving...

#16 Jul 27, 2014
mumble mumble. mumble mumble mumble mumble...

“Taste great in milk!”

Since: Aug 08

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#17 Jul 27, 2014
mmmm, racist bacon.

“If I make it till tomorrow ”

Since: Nov 10

noon, I'm leaving...

#18 Jul 28, 2014
DAMN. EVERY TIME that I get on even a little roll with my inane babbling the Commander butts in, and with a couple of words, cause I don't think you would count "mmmm" as a word, with a couple of words, leaves me in the dust. BRAVO, COMMANDER, BRAVO!!!!

“If I make it till tomorrow ”

Since: Nov 10

noon, I'm leaving...

#20 Jul 28, 2014
Dr_Zorderz wrote:
Awww being left in the dust ain't so bad Ricky. Unless you're left in the dust in Vallejo or Richmond or Modesto or someplace like that.
Uh Huh Eh !
This is the lamest, most flooglish thing I've heard all day.

“DECEPTION = MOST POWERFUL ”

Since: Jul 11

POLITICAL FORCE ON THE PLANET

#22 Sep 14, 2014
RICKY RAT wrote:
<quoted text> This is the lamest, most flooglish thing I've heard all day.
And you've heard a lot of lame floogley things by cracky !
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Uh Huh Eh !

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