HOWARD STERN REGULAR ARRESTED: Captain Janks, of the Howard Ste...

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North Wales comedian and Howard Stern Show regular Captain. Janks -- a.k.a. Thomas M. Cipriano -- is in a Montgomery County prison on accusations of standing up businesses who paid him in advance for performances he never gave.
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retiredSCPO

Lakewood, OH

#1 Apr 29, 2009
Fa-Fa-Foo-Fi to y'all
Drunken Coalcracker

Greensboro, NC

#2 Apr 29, 2009
Why don't Howard bail him out ?
One Call

Charlotte, NC

#3 Apr 29, 2009
It would be great if his one call from jail turned out to be phoney.
cooter

Philadelphia, PA

#5 Apr 29, 2009
i would think Howard K Stern has enough to worry about with Anna Nicole Smith
top coat

United States

#6 Apr 29, 2009
Baba Booey......Baba Booey......Baba Booey
fa fa flo-hi

Bethlehem, PA

#8 Apr 29, 2009
cooter wrote:
i would think Howard K Stern has enough to worry about with Anna Nicole Smith
Wrong Howard
Barbara Booey

Scranton, PA

#9 Apr 29, 2009
fa fa flo-hi wrote:
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Wrong Howard
Hey now!
High Pitched Eric

Hazleton, PA

#10 Apr 29, 2009
Ra-ra-re-tard!
Bob

Allentown, PA

#11 Apr 29, 2009
The folks at some of the local TV news outlets must be yuckin' it up over this.
Paris Hilton

Chesterfield, MO

#12 Apr 29, 2009
Thats huuuuge...
Mike

Spring House, PA

#13 Apr 29, 2009
May Day! May Day!
Kelly Clarkson

Spring House, PA

#14 Apr 29, 2009
Who's Hiiiiiiiiigh Pitch? This is Kelly Claaaaarkson.
Eric the Ingrate Midget

Spring House, PA

#15 Apr 29, 2009
You know what to do, you know what to do........
Dunder Mifflin

Nanticoke, PA

#16 Apr 29, 2009
Janks is the oldest looking 43 year old I've ever seen. His German love child must've caught up to him.
dontbelieveum

Bethlehem, PA

#18 Apr 29, 2009
Shoo shoo retarded flu!
PSU

Manassas, VA

#19 Apr 29, 2009
Who cares.
Reily Martin

Northampton, PA

#21 Apr 29, 2009
O qua tangen wan.

None the less, he is guilty.
Mack

Bethlehem, PA

#22 Apr 29, 2009
Lisa G Takes Shits at Work!
calvin hooves

United States

#23 Apr 29, 2009
fla fla floo high..... the janks was king of pho pho phon ee pranks! stern, although disliked by non-fans, is smart. smart enough to stay out of trouble. smart enough to make a GREAT living talking smack with his buddies. wish I COULD!!!!!!!!!! then there's the women on the show..... give baba booey a towel quick!
Neighbor

Easton, PA

#24 Apr 29, 2009
RAAAAAAAAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE!

Get this waste of skin into the showers now, with extremely slippery soap!

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