HOWARD STERN REGULAR ARRESTED: Captain Janks, of the Howard Ste...

North Wales comedian and Howard Stern Show regular Captain. Janks -- a.k.a. Thomas M. Cipriano -- is in a Montgomery County prison on accusations of standing up businesses who paid him in advance for performances he never gave.

[retiredSCPO]

Fa-Fa-Foo-Fi to y'all

[Drunken Coalcracker]

Why don't Howard bail him out ?

[One Call]

It would be great if his one call from jail turned out to be phoney.

[cooter]

i would think Howard K Stern has enough to worry about with Anna Nicole Smith

[top coat]

Baba Booey......Baba Booey......Baba Booey

[fa fa flo-hi]

cooter wrote:

i would think Howard K Stern has enough to worry about with Anna Nicole Smith

Wrong Howard

[Barbara Booey]

fa fa flo-hi wrote:

<quoted text>
Wrong Howard

Hey now!

[High Pitched Eric]

Ra-ra-re-tard!

[Bob]

The folks at some of the local TV news outlets must be yuckin' it up over this.

[Paris Hilton]

Thats huuuuge...

[Mike]

May Day! May Day!

[Kelly Clarkson]

Who's Hiiiiiiiiigh Pitch? This is Kelly Claaaaarkson.

[Eric the Ingrate Midget]

You know what to do, you know what to do........

[Dunder Mifflin]

Janks is the oldest looking 43 year old I've ever seen. His German love child must've caught up to him.

[dontbelieveum]

Shoo shoo retarded flu!

[PSU]

Who cares.

[Reily Martin]

O qua tangen wan.

None the less, he is guilty.

[Mack]

Lisa G Takes Shits at Work!

[calvin hooves]

fla fla floo high..... the janks was king of pho pho phon ee pranks! stern, although disliked by non-fans, is smart. smart enough to stay out of trouble. smart enough to make a GREAT living talking smack with his buddies. wish I COULD!!!!!!!!!! then there's the women on the show..... give baba booey a towel quick!

[Neighbor]

RAAAAAAAAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEE EEEEEEEE!

Get this waste of skin into the showers now, with extremely slippery soap!