'Capt. Janks' faces court on theft ch...

'Capt. Janks' faces court on theft charges

There are 42 comments on the The Morning Call story from May 4, 2009, titled 'Capt. Janks' faces court on theft charges. In it, The Morning Call reports that:

North Wales comedian and Howard Stern Show regular Captain. Janks -- a.k.a. Thomas M. Cipriano -- is in a Montgomery County prison on accusations of standing up businesses who paid him in advance for performances he never gave.

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Eric the Ingrate Midget

United States

#1 May 4, 2009
You know what to do....you know what to do.....ack ack
Billy Crystal

United States

#2 May 4, 2009
Its not fun, it's not funny.....
Nick Manning

United States

#4 May 4, 2009
DROPPING LOADS!!!!!!!!!!
Gary Del Abate

Breinigsville, PA

#5 May 4, 2009
I'd give Jank's personal life a two.. I'd give his upcoming sex life a "noin."
newman

Gladwyne, PA

#7 May 4, 2009
Is Howard Stern even on the radio anymore?

Ron and Fez noon to three!
Steve Langford

Warren, NJ

#8 May 4, 2009
Sour.. Sour can you hear me? I want you to go to jail, Sour...
Crazy Alice

Bethlehem, PA

#9 May 4, 2009
Who dis?
Gary the Retard

Allentown, PA

#10 May 4, 2009
Shoo, shoo retarded flu!

Hey, why is this Capt. Janks nonsense such a big deal to the MC? They are really hurting to sell papers, I guess.

STERN RULES!!! Terrestrial radio is dead!

JOIN THE REVOLUTION!!! SIRIUS/XM!!!!
Adams Apple

AOL

#11 May 4, 2009
Nice of HoHo to help out someone who gave his show so much (FREE) material over the years. Stand up guy, that Howard.

How can Howard let him rot in jail over a couple of hundred bucks? How about you throw a little change his way as payment for all of the free material Janks has given you?

FRRRUUUUNKISSSSS!!!
Ponce de le Phone

Harrisburg, PA

#12 May 4, 2009
HA-HA!!! Capt. Janks is a moron!
Crackhead Bob

United States

#13 May 4, 2009
Dicky dow main! I want dicky dow main! Aw your kilin me, your killin me! Im hungy! Dicky dow main!!!!
Fred Norris

United States

#14 May 4, 2009
newman wrote:
Is Howard Stern even on the radio anymore?
Ron and Fez noon to three!
No, you idiot, he isn't on the radio. He hasn't been since 2005.

Gary Preview Page One.
Benjy Bronk

United States

#15 May 4, 2009
Adams Apple wrote:
Nice of HoHo to help out someone who gave his show so much (FREE) material over the years. Stand up guy, that Howard.
How can Howard let him rot in jail over a couple of hundred bucks? How about you throw a little change his way as payment for all of the free material Janks has given you?
FRRRUUUUNKISSSSS!!!
Why should he? Janks was ripping off fans of his.

http://www.thebangbangshow.blogspot.com/
Lonny Heckman

United States

#16 May 4, 2009
When I see Beth dying,
A smile goes across my face,
Thinking of all the chicks I can bang,
After I lay her to rest.
BUBBLE THE BUBBLE

Edison, NJ

#17 May 4, 2009
OH THE HORROR-OH THE HORROR-OH THE HORROR. WE ALL KNOW CAPT. JENKS is THE PROBLEM WITH WHAT is DOING IN AMERICA TODAY OH THE HORROR. BUNK-BUNK-BILLY=BUNK. BIFF BIFF-A-LEE. BEND OVER BILLY-BOB-BOBBER (NOW IN A LOUD AND DEEP VOICE) >>>SHAM-WOW<< <
mail man

Columbia, SC

#18 May 4, 2009
Howard Stern is a loser and his pet Capt. can make plenty of prank calls from his prison pay phone. This dude is an idiot and who would pay him 350.00 for a perfomance.
Hank the Angry Dwarf

United States

#19 May 4, 2009
Go have sex with your mother.
Nancy Siriani Martling

Breinigsville, PA

#20 May 4, 2009
F Jackie and the skull of Timmy.
rasputinsir

Eatontown, NJ

#21 May 4, 2009
how stupid can these barowners be to pay ahead of time??dont they ever listen to the show?/come to think about it,,,I have some nigerian money orders to give them!!
rasputinsir

Eatontown, NJ

#22 May 4, 2009
Nancy Siriani Martling wrote:
F Jackie and the skull of Timmy.
nancy I split you in two 5 yrs go, wanna buy me a few more beeerrrss!!!

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