I'm going to Church this Sunday. Plea...

I'm going to Church this Sunday. Please join me in prayer for .....

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Amy

Pulaski, WI

#1 Nov 7, 2012
I'm going to Church this Sunday.
Please join me in prayer for .......... that f***ing black @ssed W.H. klutz to develop a brain.
curious

Norrköping, Sweden

#2 Nov 7, 2012
Why not pray for the voters instead?
Amy

Pulaski, WI

#3 Nov 8, 2012
The voters were duped by the Gaboon. Pray for the Gaboon so that he sees the light and stops his F***ing Bullsh*t. The Gaboon is the root core of the problem. The Gaboon is a Harvard Graduate. The pro Obama voters are mostly sheep.
Mia

Pulaski, WI

#4 Nov 8, 2012
Hey Curious .................... you're a sheep, aren't you.
Amy

Pulaski, WI

#5 Nov 9, 2012
The brain dead Gaboon was out there on TV today, telling more f***ing bullsh*t lies and babbling away. The stench was unbearable, cough, cough,gag. .................... we must pray harder ......much harder.
Ina

Pulaski, WI

#6 Nov 10, 2012
Father Sacremento, our prayers aren't working. What must be done?

Ah ha, He must be Exorcised. I will see to it Monday.
The old Eunuch

Pulaski, WI

#7 Nov 10, 2012
Father Sacremento, should I bring the volt meter?

Yes, and the extension cord too.
Father Sacremento

Pulaski, WI

#8 Nov 12, 2012
Good Morning Obama. May I call you Bo?

Yes.

Your body wants the evil Devil within thee to be expurgiated. Are you ready to be exorcised?

Yes.

We will use the 5 step approach.

Step 1.
Take off all your clothes.

Step 2.
Eunuch, my assistant, will now handcuff you to the ceiling.

Step 3.
Eunuch will insert 2 electric wires into your caboose hole.

Step 4.
The juice will be tunned on for a milisecond at a time until you stiffen up.

Step 5.
The voltage will be turned up until the sticky Devil comes squirting out of your hooha .......... quiet .... I think I hear him comming now .......... gurgle ......gurgle, gurgle .....gurgle, gurgle, gurgle ...sprooootch .....>...>...> .... plotz.

The exorcism is now complete, say Amen.

Amen

That will be $950 dollars. Electricity isn't cheap, you know.
Amy

Pulaski, WI

#9 Nov 12, 2012
OMG, did you see what they did!!!! They put electrical into his exhaust port. I wonder if he'll have diarrhea as a side effect?
Amy

Pulaski, WI

#11 Nov 13, 2012
No way, people say you've always got sh*t under your finger nails from fingering your caboose hole.
Mia

Pulaski, WI

#12 Nov 18, 2012
Amy. people say he picks his nose after he fingers his cabosse hole.
Earl

Pulaski, WI

#13 Dec 4, 2013
Father Sacremento, have you ever had to use 220 voltage on some one?

Yes we did Earl. But his teeth became amalgamated, you know, welded together .......... now when he speaks he sounds like Greta VanSusteren.

Bwaaaaaaa

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