Display of Jesus Murdering Santa Unde...

Display of Jesus Murdering Santa Under Fire in Calif.

There are 3 comments on the Fox News story from Dec 18, 2009, titled Display of Jesus Murdering Santa Under Fire in Calif.. In it, Fox News reports that:

A California neighborhood reportedly is up in arms after a resident decorated his lawn with a depiction of Jesus shooting Santa Claus.

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Tali

United States

#1 Dec 18, 2009
Excellent usage of a Santa decoration. I think this is how a lot of us feel. Remember when Thanksgiving used to be its own Holiday??
hilarious

Chico, CA

#2 Dec 18, 2009
I think this is awesome..if i were him i would not take it down for anything..who cares how many people they get to sign the petition...in fact where do i sign the petition to keep it up..this is funny,
St Jackanapes

Columbus, OH

#3 Dec 18, 2009
We all know that Jesus would eventually blow his calm demeanor and exact His revenge on Santa. I mean, Santa has been publicly emasculating Jesus for the last 100 years. Jesus was cock of the rock for 200 centuries, and along comes one jolly fat man with red cheeks and a red outfit has stolen his thunder in just a century.
Why? Because Jesus has been terrifying children by hanging from lumber, blood flowing from hideous wounds from church pulpits for far too long. Santa doesn't use gore and guilt to keep kids and the naive in line. He simple keeps his list just as Jesus does. But when you get on Santa's bad list you don't go swimming in a Lake o' Fire for eternity with clawed hobgoblins tearing your flesh. Only Jesus can order that done. Jolly elves do not have that power - nor would they want it. You simply get a lump of coal and are expected to improve yourself in the next year.
That's why Jesus blew of Santa's head. But as we all know, imaginary beings like Jesus and Santa can't really be killed. Only time can do that...

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