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Im starting to think you Martinez bashers are scared he may actually win!

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Green Light

Villa Park, IL

#1 Jan 28, 2013
1. Serpico has been out knocking on doors, losing weight,(feeling great?) a full three months before the election!

2. Serpico bombarded the town with signs. his people were in such a hurry to get them up that they weren't even asking residents if they could place them on their yards...they're even putting signs in abandoned houses. I wish they would've asked me, cause they would've saved the cost of that sign.

3. MVP is spending a lot of money, so much so that they even used taxpayer money to inform us that they wouldnt raise water rates! It looked like a political mailer to me, but hey what do i know the people need to know what will not happen, especially during an election year.

4. In a related matter to #3, His people have to resort to passing around a fake petition that affirms that we, the residents of MP dont want our water rates to go up. pffft. I heard they were telling residents who signed that petition that Jesse's fake petition said the exact opposite of their phony petition; that "We the residents of MP would LOVE the water rates to go up." But I guess you have to come up with something-anything to talk about, since you can't talk about your own record. It might as well be a good lie with an elaborate setup.

5. Someone notices that there is an RMP website, and you guys can't stop talking about it. Obviously you people are going to bash it, even though the Serpico website looks like it was designed by the dark lord Sith. MVP's website might not have much, but at least there are cute pictures to look at of Serpico with all of his Latino friends (?), right guys!? And as pointed out by someone else; that youtube link that goes nowhere... wow that blew me away!

6. Last but not least, this Forum is ablaze with Jesse Martinez talk. Why would you waste your time talking about how worthless someone is if he was truly worthless? And ESPECIALLY if you "know" he has no shot in hell? Thats what doesn't make sense to me. I mean, I know its the same 5-6 people posting over and over under different names, but still. You guys eat, sleep, and breath Jesse Martinez. Jesse Martinez. Jesse Martinez.Jesse Martinez. Jesse Martinez. Damn, now you have me saying his name! Thanks for making remember it. I probably would've forgotten it, had you people not dedicated so much time on this board talking about him.
Rob

Chicago, IL

#2 Jan 28, 2013
Rob please allow the trustees you(loser of 3-6 elections) or Jesse(loser of 2-4 elections) are running to answer for themselves. Please don't stay on topix all day long bombarding us with your rhetoric and BS " signs were put up in spots that the household was not even asked." Allow your trustees to answer some questions. And also please do my feel attacked that 85% of Melrose park has a sign for Mayor Serpico.

Be not afraid!
Green Light

Villa Park, IL

#3 Jan 28, 2013
Who is Rob? I know plenty of homes that have unsolicited signs. And if you believe that 85% of Melrose Park has a Serpico sign you need to go back to school and work on percentages. its more like 15%, and thats an overestimation.(Maybe you should study estimations as well since you probably don't know what those are either). Additionally I would say 1 out of every 3 are unsolicited.(for good measure add a statistics course, not an advanced one, a 100 level course should do). Once you do your homework, come back and post some other ignorant comment, so that I can offer more advice on what to study next.
Wondering

Loves Park, IL

#4 Jan 29, 2013
Rob wrote:
Rob please allow the trustees you(loser of 3-6 elections) or Jesse(loser of 2-4 elections) are running to answer for themselves. Please don't stay on topix all day long bombarding us with your rhetoric and BS " signs were put up in spots that the household was not even asked." Allow your trustees to answer some questions. And also please do my feel attacked that 85% of Melrose park has a sign for Mayor Serpico.
Be not afraid!
Do his trustees own computers? Legitimate question.
Hilarious

Loves Park, IL

#5 Jan 29, 2013
Green Light wrote:
1. Serpico has been out knocking on doors, losing weight,(feeling great?) a full three months before the election!
2. Serpico bombarded the town with signs. his people were in such a hurry to get them up that they weren't even asking residents if they could place them on their yards...they're even putting signs in abandoned houses. I wish they would've asked me, cause they would've saved the cost of that sign.
3. MVP is spending a lot of money, so much so that they even used taxpayer money to inform us that they wouldnt raise water rates! It looked like a political mailer to me, but hey what do i know the people need to know what will not happen, especially during an election year.
4. In a related matter to #3, His people have to resort to passing around a fake petition that affirms that we, the residents of MP dont want our water rates to go up. pffft. I heard they were telling residents who signed that petition that Jesse's fake petition said the exact opposite of their phony petition; that "We the residents of MP would LOVE the water rates to go up." But I guess you have to come up with something-anything to talk about, since you can't talk about your own record. It might as well be a good lie with an elaborate setup.
5. Someone notices that there is an RMP website, and you guys can't stop talking about it. Obviously you people are going to bash it, even though the Serpico website looks like it was designed by the dark lord Sith. MVP's website might not have much, but at least there are cute pictures to look at of Serpico with all of his Latino friends (?), right guys!? And as pointed out by someone else; that youtube link that goes nowhere... wow that blew me away!
6. Last but not least, this Forum is ablaze with Jesse Martinez talk. Why would you waste your time talking about how worthless someone is if he was truly worthless? And ESPECIALLY if you "know" he has no shot in hell? Thats what doesn't make sense to me. I mean, I know its the same 5-6 people posting over and over under different names, but still. You guys eat, sleep, and breath Jesse Martinez. Jesse Martinez. Jesse Martinez.Jesse Martinez. Jesse Martinez. Damn, now you have me saying his name! Thanks for making remember it. I probably would've forgotten it, had you people not dedicated so much time on this board talking about him.
This poster's novel of a post can be summed up as:

Serpico must be afraid of Jesse because Serpico is running a great campaign. Serpico's supporters making fun of Jesse (and enjoying the entertainment while it lasts) must mean they think Jesse has a chance.

No matter what MVP does RMP tries to find some sort of a win for themselves in it! I love these guys, such great comedy. "Stop being such good campaigners, MVP! Stop making fun of Jesse, MVP! Just be nice to us, don't campaign, and give us a shot. Be nice to us. Please...."

How's this, if you guys make a lemonade stand I promise I'll buy a cup of lemonade. Is that a fair compromise?
Green Light

Villa Park, IL

#6 Jan 29, 2013
Wondering wrote:
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Do his trustees own computers? Legitimate question.
Im sure they do. The question is do they own telegraphs????
Green Light

Villa Park, IL

#7 Jan 29, 2013
Hilarious wrote:
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This poster's novel of a post can be summed up as:
Serpico must be afraid of Jesse because Serpico is running a great campaign. Serpico's supporters making fun of Jesse (and enjoying the entertainment while it lasts) must mean they think Jesse has a chance.
No matter what MVP does RMP tries to find some sort of a win for themselves in it! I love these guys, such great comedy. "Stop being such good campaigners, MVP! Stop making fun of Jesse, MVP! Just be nice to us, don't campaign, and give us a shot. Be nice to us. Please...."
How's this, if you guys make a lemonade stand I promise I'll buy a cup of lemonade. Is that a fair compromise?
Thanks for the compliments!

I find it hilarious that you think running a great campaign= lying, intimidation, wasting taxpayer's money, and mud-slinging. Make all the fun you want, I think it works in their favor anyway.

And I think I have a legitimate point. What happened to Joe Bird? Now that guy was a great candidate, right?! Oh wait, you ladies spent 2 seconds talking about how he might run for mayor and then moved on. And yet, here we are talking about Jesse Martinez for the 1,000,000,000th time. Not only that you respond to my post by saying that I am whining, instead of rebutting my argument that you people are seriously nervous because Jesse has a legitimate shot. That tells me you have no argument so you disguise an attack as an argument. Im too old to play dress-up babygirl.

MVP is only running a "great" campaign because they know RMP is busting their ass and they are nervous. You are on this forum talking shit because you are nervous. They see your nervousness: Thats how you should summarize my previous post.

Go suck on a lemon, at least then you'll have a reason for the sour look on your face.
Melrose

Blackstone, IL

#8 Jan 29, 2013
Love all the signs. Everywhere you look. Serpico wins in a landslide again!
signs dont vote

Chicago, IL

#9 Jan 29, 2013
But don't they look wonderful. They are everywhere!
Green Light

Villa Park, IL

#10 Jan 29, 2013
Melrose wrote:
Love all the signs. Everywhere you look. Serpico wins in a landslide again!
You must only be looking outside of your window at your yard. Its a beautiful day today, get out and walk around the neighborhood! Stop living in such a small minded world!
Scared

Naperville, IL

#11 Jan 29, 2013
Green Light wrote:
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Thanks for the compliments!
I find it hilarious that you think running a great campaign= lying, intimidation, wasting taxpayer's money, and mud-slinging. Make all the fun you want, I think it works in their favor anyway.
And I think I have a legitimate point. What happened to Joe Bird? Now that guy was a great candidate, right?! Oh wait, you ladies spent 2 seconds talking about how he might run for mayor and then moved on. And yet, here we are talking about Jesse Martinez for the 1,000,000,000th time. Not only that you respond to my post by saying that I am whining, instead of rebutting my argument that you people are seriously nervous because Jesse has a legitimate shot. That tells me you have no argument so you disguise an attack as an argument. Im too old to play dress-up babygirl.
MVP is only running a "great" campaign because they know RMP is busting their ass and they are nervous. You are on this forum talking shit because you are nervous. They see your nervousness: Thats how you should summarize my previous post.
Go suck on a lemon, at least then you'll have a reason for the sour look on your face.
Neither I, or anyone needs to rebut your argument because Jesse has no chance.

I don't need to argue the finer points as to why a bum running for mayor has no chance.

What I would like to point out is the crying and whining from Jessie's joke of a support staff about the quality of Serpico's campaign. Aww he's doing do so much better than us campaigning, he must be scared of us! Yea, that's why he's better than us! Because he's scared!

You guys are such a joke.

And lemons are a great source of vitamin c and also aid in the process of ridding the body of toxins. So on your recommendation I will have a lemon with my water this afternoon. Thank you for looking out for my health.
Haha

Naperville, IL

#12 Jan 29, 2013
Green Light wrote:
1. Serpico has been out knocking on doors, losing weight,(feeling great?) a full three months before the election!
2. Serpico bombarded the town with signs. his people were in such a hurry to get them up that they weren't even asking residents if they could place them on their yards...they're even putting signs in abandoned houses. I wish they would've asked me, cause they would've saved the cost of that sign.
3. MVP is spending a lot of money, so much so that they even used taxpayer money to inform us that they wouldnt raise water rates! It looked like a political mailer to me, but hey what do i know the people need to know what will not happen, especially during an election year.
4. In a related matter to #3, His people have to resort to passing around a fake petition that affirms that we, the residents of MP dont want our water rates to go up. pffft. I heard they were telling residents who signed that petition that Jesse's fake petition said the exact opposite of their phony petition; that "We the residents of MP would LOVE the water rates to go up." But I guess you have to come up with something-anything to talk about, since you can't talk about your own record. It might as well be a good lie with an elaborate setup.
5. Someone notices that there is an RMP website, and you guys can't stop talking about it. Obviously you people are going to bash it, even though the Serpico website looks like it was designed by the dark lord Sith. MVP's website might not have much, but at least there are cute pictures to look at of Serpico with all of his Latino friends (?), right guys!? And as pointed out by someone else; that youtube link that goes nowhere... wow that blew me away!
6. Last but not least, this Forum is ablaze with Jesse Martinez talk. Why would you waste your time talking about how worthless someone is if he was truly worthless? And ESPECIALLY if you "know" he has no shot in hell? Thats what doesn't make sense to me. I mean, I know its the same 5-6 people posting over and over under different names, but still. You guys eat, sleep, and breath Jesse Martinez. Jesse Martinez. Jesse Martinez.Jesse Martinez. Jesse Martinez. Damn, now you have me saying his name! Thanks for making remember it. I probably would've forgotten it, had you people not dedicated so much time on this board talking about him.
I guess when a boxer is heavily favored he's not allowed to train or even try in the match!

I guess when a basketball team is heavily favored they don't need to practice or show up for the game!

And if you're a fan of a heavily favored contestant, well you better not speak out in support of him, or in opposition of his opponent!

I love these RMP supporters. Are they just pranking us all the time? Or do they honestly believe their own arguments? Either way, keep it up guys. Best free entertainment I've seen in a while.
Green Light

Villa Park, IL

#13 Jan 29, 2013
Haha wrote:
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I guess when a boxer is heavily favored he's not allowed to train or even try in the match!
I guess when a basketball team is heavily favored they don't need to practice or show up for the game!
And if you're a fan of a heavily favored contestant, well you better not speak out in support of him, or in opposition of his opponent!
I love these RMP supporters. Are they just pranking us all the time? Or do they honestly believe their own arguments? Either way, keep it up guys. Best free entertainment I've seen in a while.
Boxers, basketball teams, and everyone else should always show up/train/do their best. I never said Serpico should not be allowed to campaign, I was pointing out that he is ACTUALLY doing it this time around! And he isnt waiting until the week before the election. THAT is what is amazing to me, and tells me he is legitimately concerned. Additionally, do you really think that throwing lies around and intimidating people is "running a great campaign?" You people disgust me. No wonder you all support Serpico, you are all just as dirty as he is.

Speak in support of whomever you like, and oppose whomever you like, but when all you people do is call someone a bum or throw stupid accusations around it shows that a) deep down there is a little voice in your simple little minds telling you "he just might do it" and b) you have no real arguments for why you oppose Jesse. The fact that none of you will take the time to listen to what he has to say and base everything on your pre-conceived notions about who you believe him to be proves that you are a low information voter. You get on this forum and say things like "Jesse is offering everyone a job." Thats 100% a lie. Then I say "Serpico actually hands out jobs and even creates positions for his friends [i.e. the "Hispanic Liaison to the Community"]" and then you will ignore my statements, put me down, or say "so what?" I point out your hypocrisy and you wear it like a badge. Again, you people disgust me.

I understand you feel threatened and thats why you all respond the way you do. And no matter what I say you will dance around my statements, purposely (at least i hope its purposely) misinterpret my statements, ignore them by making a naive comment about how naive Jesse's supporters are, or just say something to the effect of,"I dont have to answer that, I say what I say, but I dont have to explain what I say"

Ill make a deal with all of you Serpico monkeys. Admit that you are all idiot no information voters that wont take the time to listen to Jesse (if only to say you are an informed voter if nothing else). Admit that even if you agreed on Issues with him you still wouldn't vote for him because your worthless egos wouldn't let you. Admit that your puny little intellects won't allow you to form a coherent issue based explanation of why people shouldnt vote for Jesse and so you have to resort to name calling and taunting like a 2nd grader. If you admit these 3 things, I promise I will leave you monkeys alone in your cages, free to throw feces at whomever and whatever you like.
Green Light

Villa Park, IL

#14 Jan 29, 2013
Scared wrote:
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Neither I, or anyone needs to rebut your argument because Jesse has no chance.
I don't need to argue the finer points as to why a bum running for mayor has no chance.
What I would like to point out is the crying and whining from Jessie's joke of a support staff about the quality of Serpico's campaign. Aww he's doing do so much better than us campaigning, he must be scared of us! Yea, that's why he's better than us! Because he's scared!
You guys are such a joke.
And lemons are a great source of vitamin c and also aid in the process of ridding the body of toxins. So on your recommendation I will have a lemon with my water this afternoon. Thank you for looking out for my health.
you don't need to argue anything at all. you freely choose to comment on this site. But its not my fault either, that I point out how baseless your attacks are, and how useless your comments are. I am not crying or whining. I am glad that mayor Serpico is out there putting in work. Pointing out that someone is playing dirty isnt whining either. It showing how much of a crook he really is. I bet if Jesse was out there telling everyone that Serpico was going to raise the water rates the first 15 threads on this forum would be talking about how much Jesse is a crook and a liar.

Make sure to eat a banana too, you monkey.
Melrose park

Cicero, IL

#15 Jan 29, 2013
Beautifully said, bravo!
Lets make a deal

Posen, IL

#16 Jan 29, 2013
Green Light wrote:
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Boxers, basketball teams, and everyone else should always show up/train/do their best. I never said Serpico should not be allowed to campaign, I was pointing out that he is ACTUALLY doing it this time around! And he isnt waiting until the week before the election. THAT is what is amazing to me, and tells me he is legitimately concerned. Additionally, do you really think that throwing lies around and intimidating people is "running a great campaign?" You people disgust me. No wonder you all support Serpico, you are all just as dirty as he is.
Speak in support of whomever you like, and oppose whomever you like, but when all you people do is call someone a bum or throw stupid accusations around it shows that a) deep down there is a little voice in your simple little minds telling you "he just might do it" and b) you have no real arguments for why you oppose Jesse. The fact that none of you will take the time to listen to what he has to say and base everything on your pre-conceived notions about who you believe him to be proves that you are a low information voter. You get on this forum and say things like "Jesse is offering everyone a job." Thats 100% a lie. Then I say "Serpico actually hands out jobs and even creates positions for his friends [i.e. the "Hispanic Liaison to the Community"]" and then you will ignore my statements, put me down, or say "so what?" I point out your hypocrisy and you wear it like a badge. Again, you people disgust me.
I understand you feel threatened and thats why you all respond the way you do. And no matter what I say you will dance around my statements, purposely (at least i hope its purposely) misinterpret my statements, ignore them by making a naive comment about how naive Jesse's supporters are, or just say something to the effect of,"I dont have to answer that, I say what I say, but I dont have to explain what I say"
Ill make a deal with all of you Serpico monkeys. Admit that you are all idiot no information voters that wont take the time to listen to Jesse (if only to say you are an informed voter if nothing else). Admit that even if you agreed on Issues with him you still wouldn't vote for him because your worthless egos wouldn't let you. Admit that your puny little intellects won't allow you to form a coherent issue based explanation of why people shouldnt vote for Jesse and so you have to resort to name calling and taunting like a 2nd grader. If you admit these 3 things, I promise I will leave you monkeys alone in your cages, free to throw feces at whomever and whatever you like.
I will admit that I'm an idiot if you admit Jesse will lose. Deal? Deal.
Melrose park

Cicero, IL

#17 Jan 29, 2013
Lets make a deal wrote:
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I will admit that I'm an idiot if you admit Jesse will lose. Deal? Deal.
you can't change stupid!
Sorry

Posen, IL

#18 Jan 29, 2013
Green Light wrote:
<quoted text>
Boxers, basketball teams, and everyone else should always show up/train/do their best. I never said Serpico should not be allowed to campaign, I was pointing out that he is ACTUALLY doing it this time around! And he isnt waiting until the week before the election. THAT is what is amazing to me, and tells me he is legitimately concerned. Additionally, do you really think that throwing lies around and intimidating people is "running a great campaign?" You people disgust me. No wonder you all support Serpico, you are all just as dirty as he is.
Speak in support of whomever you like, and oppose whomever you like, but when all you people do is call someone a bum or throw stupid accusations around it shows that a) deep down there is a little voice in your simple little minds telling you "he just might do it" and b) you have no real arguments for why you oppose Jesse. The fact that none of you will take the time to listen to what he has to say and base everything on your pre-conceived notions about who you believe him to be proves that you are a low information voter. You get on this forum and say things like "Jesse is offering everyone a job." Thats 100% a lie. Then I say "Serpico actually hands out jobs and even creates positions for his friends [i.e. the "Hispanic Liaison to the Community"]" and then you will ignore my statements, put me down, or say "so what?" I point out your hypocrisy and you wear it like a badge. Again, you people disgust me.
I understand you feel threatened and thats why you all respond the way you do. And no matter what I say you will dance around my statements, purposely (at least i hope its purposely) misinterpret my statements, ignore them by making a naive comment about how naive Jesse's supporters are, or just say something to the effect of,"I dont have to answer that, I say what I say, but I dont have to explain what I say"
Ill make a deal with all of you Serpico monkeys. Admit that you are all idiot no information voters that wont take the time to listen to Jesse (if only to say you are an informed voter if nothing else). Admit that even if you agreed on Issues with him you still wouldn't vote for him because your worthless egos wouldn't let you. Admit that your puny little intellects won't allow you to form a coherent issue based explanation of why people shouldnt vote for Jesse and so you have to resort to name calling and taunting like a 2nd grader. If you admit these 3 things, I promise I will leave you monkeys alone in your cages, free to throw feces at whomever and whatever you like.
I'm sorry that you can't convince Serpico's supporters to become Jessie supporters. I really thought you had a chance for a while. I guess calling them idiots didn't work?

I'm sorry no one's taking you up on your offer to stop by Jesse's office.

And I'm sorry you continue to miss out on the opportunity to discuss his actual plans on this forum.
Green Light

Villa Park, IL

#19 Jan 29, 2013
Lets make a deal wrote:
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I will admit that I'm an idiot if you admit Jesse will lose. Deal? Deal.
Im not a fortune teller. Let's talk about the things we know for sure.(1) your an idiot: ill admit that also.(2) We don't know who will win: ill admit that as well.

You believe Serpico will win, I think Jesse can win. When the election is over, then we can say with certainty who won. Until then let's just agree on (1).
LOL

Posen, IL

#20 Jan 29, 2013
Green Light wrote:
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Im not a fortune teller. Let's talk about the things we know for sure.(1) your an idiot: ill admit that also.(2) We don't know who will win: ill admit that as well.
You believe Serpico will win, I think Jesse can win. When the election is over, then we can say with certainty who won. Until then let's just agree on (1).
Thanks for the explanation. My response was meant to be an obviously ironic proposition. I guess it went over your head. Oh me, I'm such an idiot sometimes...

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