MP needs a statue of poncho via

MP needs a statue of poncho via

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Jesse Promises

Carol Stream, IL

#2 Feb 12, 2013
Jesse promise
New here

Belvidere, IL

#3 Feb 19, 2013
It's Poncho Villa not Via, he ain't a street !
get it right

Melrose Park, IL

#4 Mar 2, 2013
It's Pancho Villa
nobody

Oswego, IL

#7 Mar 3, 2013
Your wife craves chorizo
a ticket for you

Union, NJ

#9 Mar 3, 2013
OK the "babe" lol...got a ballpark.

Give Martinez a taco stand with his name on it.

Serpico will end up with a jail cell with his name on it.

Are we done with this dumb conversation?
Telopico

Lansing, IL

#11 Mar 4, 2013
better a fat greassy dago.
Telopico

Lansing, IL

#12 Mar 4, 2013
Why did the Dago grow a mustage,

Becuase he wanted to look like his mother.
HarryPothead

La Grange Park, IL

#17 Mar 5, 2013
What do you call a Mexican picnic?
A spicnic
What do you call an Italian picnic?
cool
daygoplay

Lansing, IL

#18 Mar 5, 2013
What did the barber say to the Italian kid?
Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil?
daygoplay

Lansing, IL

#19 Mar 5, 2013
How does an Italian get into an honest business?
Usually through the skylight.
daygoplay

Lansing, IL

#20 Mar 5, 2013
Why is it that Italy is shaped like a boot?
Do you really think they could fit all that sh** in a tennis shoe?
daygoplay

Lansing, IL

#21 Mar 5, 2013
What's an innuendo?
An Italian suppository.
daygoplay

Lansing, IL

#22 Mar 5, 2013
How do Italian girls shave their legs?
They lie down outside and have someone mow them.

Since: May 11

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#29 Mar 5, 2013
who cares wrote:
Why do mexicans wear pointed boots?
Because it makes it easier to get over a fence.
Easier to kill the cockroaches in the corner
MEXICAN

Lansing, IL

#30 Mar 6, 2013
I need a fat Italian woman so I can get my green card.
MEXICAN

Lansing, IL

#31 Mar 6, 2013
who cares wrote:
How do you keep mexicans from stealing?
Put everthing on the top shelf.
Q: Did you hear about the winner of the Italian beauty contest?
A: Me neither.
MEXICAN

Lansing, IL

#32 Mar 6, 2013
Why wasn't Jesus born in Italy?
He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin.
MEXICAN

Lansing, IL

#33 Mar 6, 2013
Why did Pope Benedict have reservations about accepting his papacy?
It meant moving to an Italian neighborhood!
MEXICAN

Lansing, IL

#34 Mar 6, 2013
What do you call a pimple on an Italian?
A grease fitting.
MEXICAN

Lansing, IL

#35 Mar 6, 2013
Why do Mexicans put their trash in clear bags?
So the dagoes can go window shopping.

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