Calling all Female Runners / Boston M...

Calling all Female Runners / Boston Marathoners - FREE FOOT CARE!

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Marathon Man

Boston, MA

#1 Mar 27, 2013
Attention Ladies - wouldn't you just love to have your achy, sore, tired feet massaged, pampered, and cleaned after running an arduous and winding 26.22 miles in the upcoming Boston Marathon?

If so, I'm the guy to do it! I am seeking, and hoping to meet up with, a woman participating this year who would simply like to have her feet and toes treated to a little prize - some attention and "TLC" (tender loving care)- after finishing the big race, which is no mean "feat" (excuse the expression).

It would be my delight and joy to have the exquisite honor, privilege, and opportunity of a lifetime to serve and reward you for your athletic accomplishments by: gladly unlacing both of your soggy sneakers and peeling off your soiled socks; happily sniffing your wonderfully smelly shoes after untying and removing them, and inhaling the precious aroma wafting from your pair of over-worked and perspiring feet; then patiently blowing a nice, refreshing breeze from my puckered lips onto your sultry soles in my intense and earnest efforts to cool them down; and finally planting soft, soothing kisses all over your lowest extremities with much passion and restful devotion.

The pleasure would be all mine to be able to lick all over your soles, heels, and in between all 10 of your sweaty, dainty digits, from heel to toes, with my eagerly excited taste buds swirling around your delicious and delicate piggies, while showering and caressing your feet with ardent affection, and to give your soles a thoroughly rewarding and passionate tongue bath.

Finally, I would top if off by tenderly kissing and sucking on your succulent and tasty tootsies as part of my warm and moist oral service for you, as a labor of love in tribute to you for successfully completing the Marathon. After all, you will have persevered to the end of the contest and need to be rewarded and treated with the respect and admiration that you have rightfully deserved and earned.

If this description sounds like a fun and relaxing experience that you'd like to dip your toe into (pardon the pun), please contact "Marathon Man" at [email protected] or [email protected], and tell me a little bit about yourself. If you could, kindly include the following information:

First name
Race number
Date of birth (Sorry!)
Marital status
Photo(s) of your feet

Serious inquiries/replies only - JUST FEMALES OVER 18, PLEASE. Pedicured / painted / polished nails preferred, but not required. All information will be kept strictly confidential.

"Ad victorem ire spolia (To the victor go the spoils)." May the best woman win - THANK YOU so very much!

- Marathon Man


Since: Mar 11

Rockin' USA ;)

#2 Mar 27, 2013
PERVERT ...from the GET GO!!!

Brattleboro, VT

#3 Mar 27, 2013

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