Wives with the Walking Farts

Wives with the Walking Farts

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Sheweeeeeeeee

United States

#1 Nov 28, 2011
O MY GOD my wife gets the walking farts and it sounds like little chinese kids playing ..... We went to Wal- Mart the other day and she farted from the front door (then past the greeter )to the back of the store.. I could not believe that she did that....embarrassed me unbelievably...She said she inherited them from her Grandmother...Man i am glad i wasn't the Grandfather
Smeller the Feller

United States

#2 Nov 28, 2011
I know exactly what you mean. I wake up sometimes and smell a very bad Aroma and my wife is Snoring & Farting same time. I am going to video her and send it to America's Funniest Videos.
Froot Loop

United States

#4 Nov 28, 2011
I love smelling my Wife's Farts. The smell like Fruit Loops.
just so you know

Morristown, TN

#5 Nov 29, 2011
a woman has to do something to work that thing down there cause you lazy men ain't worth a flip for nothing
just wonderingg

United States

#6 Nov 29, 2011
My husband does it too. Its NASTY. I'm thinking of divorcing him over it. He does care about what he looks like or manners when we r out in public. Nasty:^/
I love 2 Fart

Fort Atkinson, WI

#7 May 30, 2012
I love people who are crafy and creative farters. I farted in the ride share van the other day. It sounded alot like a siren...made the driver pull over to the curb. Another time, I farted soooo violently, my Dalmatian turned around and growled. The best farts (I call them bonuses) happen when I laugh. The sound of my voice and a fart together d sounds like a train horn. It wouldn't be the 1st time I scared someone away with my farts....I am proud of them!
beans

Maryville, TN

#8 May 30, 2012
lol.had good ol beans and cornbread tonight and EVERYBODY n the whole family has took turns farting all night.Just one blast after the other.LOL.thats what i call sum good southern family time!

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