Men who 'think' they are well endowed

Men who 'think' they are well endowed

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very funny

United States

#1 Jul 5, 2010
This is so funny! Men who believe they are god's gift to women, and that they have something between their legs that could actually satisfy a woman but all she's thinking is how do I try not to laugh. Of course fella's wouldn't be such a bad thing that things don't measure up down under if You didn't have a attitude that you could have any woman around or think every woman wants you.
Riodel

Knoxville, TN

#2 Jul 6, 2010
So, what you're trying to say is: the guy you like is off with someone else and you're trying to get back at him on a public forum?

Just because the dude isn't into you doesn't mean it's the end of the world. Besides, being this way isn't going to win him over. Not to mention, you're just feeding his narcissism.

Instead of trying to find a "man" in a bar or similar, try looking somewhere more... civilized: church, public functions, volunteering, etc. If you date someone who acts like the person you describe, 2 guesses what the outcome will be.
FreeAgentTrucker

Santa Clara, CA

#3 Jul 6, 2010
That or theres no tread left on the tires and its like throwing a hotdog down an empty hallway at this point.
iCandy

Santa Clara, CA

#4 Jul 6, 2010
FreeAgentTrucker wrote:
That or theres no tread left on the tires and its like throwing a hotdog down an empty hallway at this point.
lmao, good stuff.
aww

United States

#5 Jul 6, 2010
touching to hear some men are getting offended so they pull out all the stops and start accusing the woman of being large in her downstairs just because they know thats a very rare thing but its not a rare sight to see a lil vienna on a man
but i really am

Houston, TX

#6 Jul 6, 2010
but i really am well endowed. i mean i am freaking huge!!!

when compared to a field mouse!
FreeAgentTrucker

Santa Clara, CA

#7 Jul 6, 2010
From the sounds of it shes had this problem more than once. I somehow doubt it couldve been all the guys.
haa

United States

#8 Jul 23, 2012
All men think they are every woman's dream and that they have just what she needs Lmao!!
Tgfgj

Prosperity, SC

#10 Jul 23, 2012
Some women say it doesn't matter the size of the penis but I don't believe those women. They say that the only thing they want is for the guy to care for them and be romantic.
liar

Kansas City, MO

#12 Jul 24, 2012
but i really am wrote:
but i really am well endowed. i mean i am freaking huge!!!
when compared to a field mouse!
mine is only four inches. But most women cant handle it that wide!
Renee

Morristown, TN

#13 Jul 24, 2012
Mark Lane is the worst lay ever he talks the talk but can not back up the walk.

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