Lift Chair 20 dollars works great

Lift Chair 20 dollars works great

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Patiently Waiting

Knoxville, TN

#1 Dec 31, 2012
2 year old lift chair. Light tan in color. Cost nearly a thousand dollars. Works great.
Saturated with urine, liberally spattered with fecal matter.
Comes with a really cranky, foul mouthed bitter old lady.
Must take the pair, will not break up the set.
Can not deliver.
First come , first served.
Leave email here, will get back with you asap. Wanting to have party tonight.
so funny

Knoxville, TN

#2 Dec 31, 2012
Your an idiot for posting this and it's not funny
Brittany

Alpharetta, GA

#3 Jan 2, 2013
Yes it is you just suck!
Patiently Waiting

Knoxville, TN

#4 Jan 2, 2013
Dang....only 2 replies and both of you seem mad.
I figured some pill heads would want her. She's like a parrot on Prozac. Says the same stuff all the time. USUALLY what YOU'VE said to her.
Tell her how bad she's hurting, take her to a pain clinic and you'd need a wheel barrow to get out of the pharmacy.
whoooo R U

United States

#5 Jan 2, 2013
is your name rick?
Lmao

Talbott, TN

#6 Jan 2, 2013
I thought it was funny!
Really

Blacksburg, SC

#7 Jan 2, 2013
Lol yes it's funny but the funniest part is the op is getting hit with a Kane over the head everyday for trying to sell her for pill money when the dumbass could just steal her meds...Grandma whip that ass real good lol...
Hump Hammer

Mountain View, CA

#8 Oct 8, 2015
Patiently Waiting wrote:
2 year old lift chair. Light tan in color. Cost nearly a thousand dollars. Works great.
Saturated with urine, liberally spattered with fecal matter.
Comes with a really cranky, foul mouthed bitter old lady.
Must take the pair, will not break up the set.
Can not deliver.
First come , first served.
Leave email here, will get back with you asap. Wanting to have party tonight.
I love you. You are my hero.

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