How to make a guy happy

How to make a guy happy

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LovePeace

Morristown, TN

#1 Dec 7, 2012
How do you make a guy happy?

Since: Feb 09

Indian Trail, NC

#2 Dec 7, 2012
LovePeace wrote:
How do you make a guy happy?
Tickle his balls, make him a sandwich and dont talk so damn much :)
Ron

Morristown, TN

#3 Dec 7, 2012
With a big ole mouth hug at least once a day
Missy

Bowling Green, KY

#4 Dec 7, 2012
Would there be something wrong with a guy who doesn't appreciate all that above & then some?
truth

United States

#5 Dec 7, 2012
You can't make a guy happy. A guy is either going to be miserable, or happy on his own. Don't push it upon him...just go with the flow. If your doing everything to try to make him happy, and he is still miserable...then find someone else...cause he clearly doesn't like you!
WOW

Memphis, TN

#7 Dec 8, 2012
truth is wrote:
Men are either hungry or horny, so try fixn him a sammich & if that don't work well get naked lol.
Some of these cocke county women naked.......*Shudders*
Uhh

Seymour, TN

#8 Dec 9, 2012
WOW wrote:
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Some of these cocke county women naked.......*Shudders*
Yeah like the men naked is anything better to look at. With their big beer bellies hanging down to their knees and dirty t shirts that don't cover half the flab. Eeeeeugh I gotta go throw up now.
wondering

Waxhaw, NC

#9 Dec 9, 2012
Uhh wrote:
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Yeah like the men naked is anything better to look at. With their big beer bellies hanging down to their knees and dirty t shirts that don't cover half the flab. Eeeeeugh I gotta go throw up now.
got that right but let's be fair there some that look dam good naked
Acm

White Pine, TN

#10 Dec 9, 2012
Put your tongue in his pee hole. Works like a charm.
yep

Concord, NC

#11 Dec 9, 2012
That does make there knees knock
Acm

White Pine, TN

#12 Dec 9, 2012
yep wrote:
That does make there knees knock
Everytime.
sorry

Cosby, TN

#13 Dec 9, 2012
Sorry but not every man is like u say.there r guys out there that just wanna lay in bed and hold their gurl or cuddle on the loveseat not every guy is the same just saying
fyi

United States

#14 Dec 9, 2012
sorry wrote:
Sorry but not every man is like u say.there r guys out there that just wanna lay in bed and hold their gurl or cuddle on the loveseat not every guy is the same just saying
Yea we wanna cuddle hoping it leads to more lol, what bad is us men that treat a woman good and work our ars off for them hardly gets any but if we was some loser pos you'd be throwing it down everynite. Just saying lol
could be the one

Indian Trail, NC

#15 Dec 9, 2012
fyi wrote:
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Yea we wanna cuddle hoping it leads to more lol, what bad is us men that treat a woman good and work our ars off for them hardly gets any but if we was some loser pos you'd be throwing it down everynite. Just saying lol
we love to cuddle but I'm not knocking the sex just saying

“These are not sweet cheeks”

Since: Dec 11

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#16 Dec 9, 2012
Give up the anal. He's been using his finger to test your reaction. Butt then you have offered all you have and he will soon be bored and unhappy again.
Acm

White Pine, TN

#17 Dec 9, 2012
SlidersAlterEgo wrote:
Give up the anal. He's been using his finger to test your reaction. Butt then you have offered all you have and he will soon be bored and unhappy again.
Yeah he used his finger to test me, and my reaction was a greasy fart. I swear it was an accident. He ain't done it since though so it worked out good in the long run.

“These are not sweet cheeks”

Since: Dec 11

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#18 Dec 9, 2012
Acm wrote:
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Yeah he used his finger to test me, and my reaction was a greasy fart. I swear it was an accident. He ain't done it since though so it worked out good in the long run.
A greasy fart is just a side effect. He scares to easy. Pfffttttttt.
Acm

White Pine, TN

#19 Dec 10, 2012
SlidersAlterEgo wrote:
<quoted text> A greasy fart is just a side effect. He scares to easy. Pfffttttttt.
Hahaha!
Acm

Newport, TN

#20 Dec 13, 2012
Yay
HorsePucky

United States

#21 Dec 13, 2012
The OP.....How do you make a guy happy?....is an assinine title!!!!!

It should be....."How To Make Women And Men Happy"

It's not difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be :

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY :
1. Good sex
2. Make nice food
3. Leave him in peace

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