Student arrested for 'passing gas' and turning off classmates' ...

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According to a report released Friday by the Martin County Sheriff's Office, the 13-year-old boy "continually disrupted his classroom environment" by intentionally breaking wind.
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Da Man

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Jan 4, 2013
 
You can crop dust the captive passengers on the plane...
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Heard today I may be treated to a business trip to the eastern part of Kentucky...woo hoo!
Da Man

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Jan 7, 2013
 
Oh, forget to mention... beware of the local meth lab -- might be in the motel room next door -- BOOM!
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Heard today I may be treated to a business trip to the eastern part of Kentucky...woo hoo!

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#5961
Jan 11, 2013
 
Niiiice!!!
That's hilarious.

I'd sue if I was the parents!!!!

Fn idiots.

There was a 5 year old who was arrested for an over due library book.

This crap happens all over the U.S

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#5962
Jan 12, 2013
 
Ha.
You said crap and this thread is about farts....
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Niiiice!!!
That's hilarious.
I'd sue if I was the parents!!!!
Fn idiots.
There was a 5 year old who was arrested for an over due library book.
This crap happens all over the U.S
Da Man

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#5963
Jan 14, 2013
 
If I fart in the woods and no one is there to sniff it, does it still stink?

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#5964
Jan 14, 2013
 
Only you know the answer to that!
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If I fart in the woods and no one is there to sniff it, does it still stink?
Da Man

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Jan 15, 2013
 
My farts always smell good to me...
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Jan 15, 2013
 
Ha!
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Mr Taggert

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Feb 15, 2013
 
Just crop dusted the main office. The choking and gasping I heard as I rounded the corner was priceless.
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Feb 15, 2013
 
pfft

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Feb 25, 2013
 

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Heard today I may be treated to a business trip to the eastern part of Kentucky...woo hoo!
I crop-dusted 65 passengers on a flight between Dallas and Chicago Thursday night. Considering I'd had Tex-Mex 3 days in a row, followed by In N Out Burger my last night in Dallas, I showed remarkable restraint and control.

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#5971
Feb 25, 2013
 
Must have been a small plane. I am sure you got the pilots too!
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I crop-dusted 65 passengers on a flight between Dallas and Chicago Thursday night. Considering I'd had Tex-Mex 3 days in a row, followed by In N Out Burger my last night in Dallas, I showed remarkable restraint and control.

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Feb 26, 2013
 
RACE wrote:
Must have been a small plane. I am sure you got the pilots too!
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33 rows of 2 seats per side. The pilots could have opened the door to the cockpit and just turned in their seats to make announcements.

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#5973
Feb 26, 2013
 
Ah, a turbo prop, Your flatulance can be as noisy as you like on those.
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33 rows of 2 seats per side. The pilots could have opened the door to the cockpit and just turned in their seats to make announcements.

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I dropped a landmine in the entrance to WalMart yesterday. SalukiSon and I lingered near the door and had a few minutes of fun watching peoples' expressions change when they hit the wall.
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I dropped a landmine in the entrance to WalMart yesterday. SalukiSon and I lingered near the door and had a few minutes of fun watching peoples' expressions change when they hit the wall.
LMAO!! I did the same thing in the frozen foods aisle. Oh what fun!!
Mommy and Dave

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Boy am i glad to see that you all are still lingering!

Dave or his Dad did the same thing at Super Stop & Shop during the holidays! They're still laughing over that one and blaming it on each other......

Hope 2013 is being good for you all all.....Taggert...enjoy the snow storm....
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Mar 9, 2013
 
mommy i puuted
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how much was the fine?????
Da Man

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#5979
Mar 14, 2013
 
I remember the good old days of lighting farts with my friends -- Amazing flames...

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