Shitting of the pants
Goodtimes12345

United States

#1 Feb 28, 2013
Anybody ever shit their pants on accident out in public? Anybody got any funny stories about shitting their pants???
ole dude

Clearwater, FL

#2 Feb 28, 2013
Aight, one time i was like 14 or 15 hiding on the side of my house by myself smokin weed. I just so happened to have a badass stomach bug at the time. Well, i got one of those feelings where you dont know if its a fart or deuce...and i went for it. long story short it was a deuce. Well it was dark and i wasnt done smoking so i just decided to finish my biz. So.... the next day after school me and a couple girls went over to my little spot to smoke and one of them stepped in it!!!! She was all like 'ewww i stepped in dog sh!t' and i was just sittin there dying laughing like if you only knew!!
Goodtimes12345

United States

#3 Feb 28, 2013
ole dude wrote:
Aight, one time i was like 14 or 15 hiding on the side of my house by myself smokin weed. I just so happened to have a badass stomach bug at the time. Well, i got one of those feelings where you dont know if its a fart or deuce...and i went for it. long story short it was a deuce. Well it was dark and i wasnt done smoking so i just decided to finish my biz. So.... the next day after school me and a couple girls went over to my little spot to smoke and one of them stepped in it!!!! She was all like 'ewww i stepped in dog sh!t' and i was just sittin there dying laughing like if you only knew!!
Bahahahahahahahaha! That is a good one!
Goodtimes12345

United States

#4 Feb 28, 2013
When I was like 20 years old, I was at target with my dad and all of a sudden, my stomach started hurting real bad, luckily I was close to a bathroom... So I run into the bathroom and there were people using both of the toilets... So I just shit my pants right there next to the sink and called my dad from the bathroom to go to the clothes section and buy me a pair of sweatpants and bring them to me in the bathroom.. Haha
pip

Newburgh, IN

#5 Feb 28, 2013
I was in goodys (clothing store) and it creeped up on me while I was trying on clothes. I thought it was going to be a fart because it had been only farts most of the day, but it wasn't :( I sharted big time in my panties and it was going through my pants at any moment so I used the shirt I had just tried on to clean up the mess and went straight home! Another time was I took a laxative earlier in the day and not thinking it would hit me so soon I went to the tanning salon because I have taken them once or twice before and those didn't start working until 8-9 hours later but anyways I was at the tanning place getting undressed to start tanning when the laxative cramps kick in!! I felt it coming. I got the mini trash can that was in the room and had to relieve myself. It was terrible just terrible. When I was done I took the trash bag to the restroom to throw it away. I haven't taken a laxi since.
I shart a couple times a year tho. You know when you go to the bathroom and pull down your pants and see a brown streak that's the worst feeling ever! I'm so sorry to who ever cleaned up my messes! Truly I am.
Goodtimes12345

United States

#6 Feb 28, 2013
pip wrote:
I was in goodys (clothing store) and it creeped up on me while I was trying on clothes. I thought it was going to be a fart because it had been only farts most of the day, but it wasn't :( I sharted big time in my panties and it was going through my pants at any moment so I used the shirt I had just tried on to clean up the mess and went straight home! Another time was I took a laxative earlier in the day and not thinking it would hit me so soon I went to the tanning salon because I have taken them once or twice before and those didn't start working until 8-9 hours later but anyways I was at the tanning place getting undressed to start tanning when the laxative cramps kick in!! I felt it coming. I got the mini trash can that was in the room and had to relieve myself. It was terrible just terrible. When I was done I took the trash bag to the restroom to throw it away. I haven't taken a laxi since.
I shart a couple times a year tho. You know when you go to the bathroom and pull down your pants and see a brown streak that's the worst feeling ever! I'm so sorry to who ever cleaned up my messes! Truly I am.
Yea pip... I'm good for about 3 starts a year!
Goodtimes12345

United States

#7 Feb 28, 2013
Sharts I mean.. Lol
gross

Hebron, IL

#9 Feb 28, 2013
I bent this chick over my bed one time to smash and she had a little dingleberry hangin from her ass. Killed the mood and made the dirty butt leave
proud-momma

United States

#10 Feb 28, 2013
wen i was givin birth to my six month son i ended up shartin all over the bed wen i was tryin to push him out nd ended up pissin on the doctor it was so embarressin but other then that i havnt sharted my self since i was like three
pip

Newburgh, IN

#11 Feb 28, 2013
gross wrote:
I bent this chick over my bed one time to smash and she had a little dingleberry hangin from her ass. Killed the mood and made the dirty butt leave
awe you can't hate on a dingleberry every one has them from time to time. If she stunk well that's a different story.

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