Time for a real funny joke, kids!

Time for a real funny joke, kids!

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irkle

Evansville, IN

#1 Mar 28, 2013
Terrible car accident. Man gets thrown from the car....he's lying there in pain. A good samaritan approaches the victim. props the victims head up eith his coat and asks the victim....Are you comfortable?
Victim says, "eh, I amke a living!"
irkle

Evansville, IN

#2 Mar 28, 2013
Should have proof read this thing before pressing "send".
goingtohell

Newburgh, IN

#3 Mar 28, 2013
Lol awesome. Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken. Classic!
lol

Benton, KY

#4 Mar 28, 2013
None if this sh!t is funny! Lets hear the good ones. Anybody?
loti

United States

#5 Mar 28, 2013
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. But I'll be damned if I know how they got in there .
hilarious

Cambridge, MA

#7 Mar 28, 2013
what did one tampon say to the other tampon

nothing they were both stuck up bittches
honest

New Albany, IN

#8 Mar 28, 2013
man and woman driving on a country road, and man talks woman into getting naked in passenger seat. because he was paying more attention to woman than road, he wrecks, gets pinned in car. woman gets out, finds a shoe to cover he coochie, and runs to a nearby farmhouse. after banging on the door and rousing an older gent, she screams, "help me mister, my boyfriend is stuck". the man, looking down and seeing the shoe she has down there, says, "im sorry honey, but if he's that far gone, there isnt much i can do for him.."
irkle

Evansville, IN

#9 Mar 29, 2013
Here's a funny one hillbilly.
How many UK players does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one...but three end up getting credit for it!
How's that for comedy, Jimmy Joe Billy Bob?
irkle

Evansville, IN

#10 Mar 29, 2013
That one was for LOL in Madtown!
lol

Nortonville, KY

#11 Mar 29, 2013
irkle wrote:
Here's a funny one hillbilly.
How many UK players does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one...but three end up getting credit for it!
How's that for comedy, Jimmy Joe Billy Bob?
Y'all going to get sweet 16 rings this year? Have they cut the nets yet?
Webrider

Kent, OH

#12 Apr 1, 2013
How do you get two gay men out of a tree? Jerk one off, and the other one will come.
smiley

Florence, KY

#13 Apr 1, 2013
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee chord??

My ass
jamzes

United States

#14 Apr 1, 2013
smiley wrote:
What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee chord??

My ass
Kung pow=epic!!!
smiley

Florence, KY

#15 Apr 1, 2013
jamzes wrote:
<quoted text>Kung pow=epic!!!
Luv u bby for understanding xoxoxo
jamzes

United States

#16 Apr 2, 2013
smiley wrote:
<quoted text>Luv u bby for understanding xoxoxo
Are you kidding, that's one of my all time favorite movies. " let me know if you see a radio shack" lololol
smiley

Florence, KY

#18 Apr 2, 2013
jamzes wrote:
<quoted text>Are you kidding, that's one of my all time favorite movies. " let me know if you see a radio shack" lololol
Be my BFF?!
jamzes

Hopkinsville, KY

#19 Apr 2, 2013
smiley wrote:
<quoted text>Be my BFF?!
:)

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