PSYCHOLOGICAL SUGGESTIONS for the WEA...

PSYCHOLOGICAL SUGGESTIONS for the WEARY in April of 2013!

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Slidell, LA

#1 Apr 1, 2013
PSYCHOLOGICAL SUGGESTIONS for the WEARY in April of 2013!

FACT: It's April and time for STANDARDIZED TESTING and Teachers are Stressed-Out WORRYING about whether or not they'll even have a Job in the fall!
School Administrators are running all around the school like Chickens with their Heads Cut Off! The "WIGGGERS", the "LITTLE TUPACERS", the "THUG LIFERS" and the "AFRICAN QUEENS" are all on edge just waiting for a Fight to Break Out or a Building to Burn. Lately, the On-Campus School Resource Officer is starting to look more and more handsome and his Office has become the Safest Place on Campus. Plus he may have an extra bullet proof vest hidden in one of his closets. Anyway it's just GREAT to be around someone who has a Weapon and knows how to use it.

SUGGESTIONS:

1) Don't TRUST anyone, because they are just pretending to be your Friends so that in their desperate attempt to save themselves they'll tell the Principal and the School Secretary your Deepest and Darkest Secrets.

2) Don't Smile, don't Smirk and don't Cry! The really important thing to remember is to "NEVER EVER" CRY!... at least not in the school building or anywhere near the Campus!

3) Never ever tell your Peers that you are planning to return to the School during the following school year. FACT: They'll perceive this as a "JOB THREAT" and in the event that you either decide not to return or get FIRED, you'll have less explaining to do!

4) I saved my BEST Advice for Last: So try to remember this one, because this is the probably the Very Best Advice, I Personally "NEVER EVER" Heeded!

"The less you say, the less you'll have to take back!" (Thanks Again for trying K.M.)

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