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Slidell, LA

#1 Apr 7, 2013

... started in the ORLEANS PARISH PRISON on 04-05-2013!

The Story sort of goes like this when the Warden Gusman showed up on DEATH ROW back in early December of 2013 handing out SUGAR BOWL Tickets to all the Black Inmates, as well as, two of the Hispanic Inmates neither of whom was able to speak English. At first the Prison Psychologist was able to convince all the White Death Rowers that it was just an INNOCENT Over-sight and most of the White Inmates didn't seem to like, but basically said, "WHAT THE HELL"! It was actually about 1-month later and ole Marlin showed up with a Handful of SUPERBOWL TICKETS, it was only after he handed out the very last Ticket when the Ranting and Raving began. Needless to say, the Prison Psychologist was unable to convince the White Death Rowers that this too was simply an Innocent Oversight! The White Death Rowers were convinced that this was downright RACISM and they have been on the WARPATH ever since!

The very first thing the White Inmates decided to do was call the SOUTHERN POVERTY LAW CENTER, however, when the SPLC found out that the Inmates Filing the Civil Complaint were neither Black nor Gay, they rapidly backed away from the Plaintiffs!

My Job as their Representative is to make certain that nothing like this ever happens again. I am FORMALLY DEMANDING that MARLIN GUSMAN RESIGN his POST as WARDEN at the Prestigious Orleans Parish Prison and Join the "LOUISIANA BLOGGERS CLUB" ASAP!

FACT: LBC Dues are $3,000 per month and bi-monthly payments can be made on the 1st and the 15th of each month!

FACT: "What's Good for the BLACKS is also Good for the WHITES!"

FACT: The WHITE INMATES should absolutely be given the same PRIVILAGES and OPPORTUNITIES for ESCAPE as their BLACK COUNTERPARTS!

FACT: Impending Class Action Law Suit!


FACT:... only the BLACK INMATES are allowed to have GUNS, DRUGS and CELL PHONES! PLUS, the Black Inmates get to hang out with all the TOURISTS on Bourbon Street whenever they take a notion!

Newest "INDICTEE" of the Prestigious "LOUISIANA BLOGERS CLUB" Sheriff Marlin Gusman!

FACT: "CRUISE SHIPS are actually one-million times Safer than the City of New Orleans" even if they have the word "TITANIC" written on the Tail Fin! ...

The “WORST” Prison Warden on Planet Earth! ...

The “MOST” Dangerous Place on Planet Earth!
The New Orleans “FRENCH QUARTER”!


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