Thomas Jefferson wrote, " The man who fears no truth has nothing to fear from lies"<quoted text>
You are the only one that has ever mentioned a boogeyman.
But seriously your comment was really really funny considering the bubble you live in, not sure it was the humor you were going for, but you did get a laugh.
To be fair to Riccardo, if your only encounter with electricity was a cattle prod, you'd have a pretty sour take on electrons. Incredulity fosters superstition- why think?
Nothing good can come of it.