'Cause I'm a horny old bull!<quoted text>
Why donchoo share?
There were two bulls standing on top of a mountain. The young one says to the old one: "Hey pop, let's say we run down there and f*** one of them cows". The older one says: "Naah. Lets walk down and f***'em all".
Ah good times! Getting old is a lot of fun. Shot my first turkey right before Thanksgiving. Scared the sh!t out of everyone in the frozen food department!