Valentines Day
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Kansas City, MO

#1 Feb 14, 2010
If yo is sleepin' with Marmaduke tonite you probably forgot Valentines Day.

If you don't know diamonds, you better know your dealer. If you don't know chocolate, then try See's.

If you don't know any of the above, well that's why Marmaduke is so welcome, keep you warm tonight.

Kansas City, MO

#2 Feb 14, 2010
Roses are red, violets are blue and if you got a certain body part that's blue, well you forgot Valentines Day.

Better late than never, do some thing, do it now and tell her you love her.

As always, Marmaduke will let you cuddle up if you forget.

Kansas City, MO

#3 Feb 14, 2010
Diamonds arent' forever, just till you can trade for a bigger one. Don't embarrass your honey with that little speck.

As alwsays, Marmaduke stands ready to keep you warm.

Kansas City, MO

#4 Feb 14, 2010
You aint' gonna cut it if you try get by cheap with chocolate. She can see right through you. And she's hurt. She's ashamed to show that itty bitty diamond.
As usual, Marmaduke will keep you warm.

Kansas City, MO

#5 Feb 14, 2010
Stock up on Alpo, cause Marmaduke farts a lot on table scraps.

And you're one big stinker if you don't get a bigger rock for your honey.

Kansas City, MO

#6 Feb 14, 2010
Tiny Diamonditis is rampant in south west Missouri. Innoculate your honey today. No matter your choice, Marmaduke will kiss you good bye.
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#7 Feb 16, 2010
How's Marmaduke been treatin' yua this cold weather? Hope ur girl is recovering nicely from "tiny diamonditis."

Kansas City, MO

#8 Feb 16, 2010
Will you be stayin' the nite?

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