Hundreds of birds die in western Ky.

Hundreds of birds die in western Ky.

There are 81702 comments on the The Cincinnati Enquirer story from Jan 5, 2011, titled Hundreds of birds die in western Ky.. In it, The Cincinnati Enquirer reports that:

MURRAY, Ky. - State wildlife officials say "several hundred" dead birds were found near the Murray State University campus last week.

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“TELLING IT LIKE IT IS”

Since: Apr 09

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#59926 Jul 2, 2012
Bird Killer wrote:
We killed the G G G G Ghosts with gas attacks yesterday Uncle Una.Stinkey is a champion farter.I may have to let him be the president of The Una Farter fan club,Livingston chapter.He deserves it.We have laughed and laughed while eating lunch and reading your funny posts.Now we are going back to the clubhouse to sweep it out some and hang up our Una Farter signs and kill all the nasty bats in the loft.We have two more members meeting us there.ttyl Unkle Una.You're the greatest.
You guy's are so cool. I'm glad you got rid of the "Hants" in your clubhouse. That is great, two more members. It will take a while for the word and farts to spread around town. You might find some business owners(farter lovers)to place your membership drive leaflets in their store windows. Some of them might even donate some some fart foods. Well cooked Brussel Sprouts are great fart boosters. They are like adding Miracle Gro to plants.

“TELLING IT LIKE IT IS”

Since: Apr 09

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#59927 Jul 2, 2012
tinponyrider wrote:
Dang, Farterman, you got a real crew. You all could meet down at the Cess Pool in in E'town and have a cook out for the fourth. Fakebeliever will have the weber fired up, but really you could cook on a manhole cover. hhehehhee
TPR, the best I can tell FakeBeliever went off the shallow end again into her cesspool swimming pool. I think she is back in the insane assylum again. She hasn't bragged in for several days(thank you Jesus). Old Humpaburn recently bought a Weber bullet smoker grill. He has smoked some fresh dog nuts from the local animal shelter and a lot of bullets of different calibers, so far all have missed hitting him. Maybe they will leave him so full of holes on the 4th he can't hold beer. There would be plenty of turds to show up from the Etown area.

Since: Jun 12

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#59928 Jul 2, 2012
Nanny is just checking in--everyone playing nice?

“TELLING IT LIKE IT IS”

Since: Apr 09

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#59929 Jul 2, 2012
Blueminer wrote:
<quoted text>
I know it's difficult to overlook THE MORON una being the homo it is always trying to discuss man body parts an all.
una SHUT UP S2PID!
You moron, homo simply means man. Go whine to mother, Norman. You know I don't give a schitt. Tough, you don't have any man parts.
joey party

Fayetteville, NC

#59930 Jul 2, 2012
The answer is... Joey Pluskota Partied to much and birds died
A FART NUT HERE

Winchester, KY

#59931 Jul 2, 2012
THE UNA FARTER wrote:
The Humpaburn Reoprt:
Morning, 7/2/12. Tomorrow will be the tird of July, the next day will be fireworks day. Its so dry I'm gonna be safe and shoot off some more bullets in my new Weber Smoker Grill.
The Sun is up, no schitt it really is. Fill the bird feeders and give em' plenty of water. Why don't birds pee? They all have a pecker. Birds never wipe their butt when they poo poo either, amazing.
Someone is always giving me a bird. Tpx. news, no hunting, no fishing, no solicitation, no trespassing, no money, no nothing, regular trolls go away. You other folks not so much.
Uh oh, I almost forgot to mention the most important part, Hot Java. Java is some good schitt I drink gallons of it every morning, makes me want to get on my knees and really thank Juan Valdez for every drop and the Coffee too. Well I am one of the everyday trolls, gotta go. Humpaburn out.
After being on topix for over a year I have finally come to realize that this forum is not meant for any serious intelligent discussion of any relevant issues. It is a forum for jackasses and idiots to present their stupidity and attempts at humor as a form of entertainment and you are a hired topix troll to make sure of this which is why you have about 25,000 posts to your credit. This is your job and this is what you do 24/7, you are the king of topix jackass trolls. I bet you make your family proud.
You are

Lexington, KY

#59932 Jul 2, 2012
joey party wrote:
The answer is... Joey Puss Partied to much and birds died
Wow
You are

Lexington, KY

#59933 Jul 2, 2012
A FART NUT HERE wrote:
<quoted text>
After being on topix for over a year I have finally come to realize that this forum is not meant for any serious intelligent discussion of any relevant issues. It is a forum for jackasses and idiots like me to present my stupidity and attempts at humor as a form of entertainment and I am a hired topix troll here to make sure of this which is why I have about 25,000 posts to my credit. It is my job and this is what I do 24/7, I am the king of topix jackass trolls. I bet I make my family proud.
Yes you are
kevin

Miamisburg, OH

#59934 Jul 2, 2012
A FART NUT HERE wrote:
<quoted text>
After being on topix for over a year I have finally come to realize that this forum is not meant for any serious intelligent discussion of any relevant issues. It is a forum for jackasses and idiots to present their stupidity and attempts at humor as a form of entertainment and you are a hired topix troll to make sure of this which is why you have about 25,000 posts to your credit. This is your job and this is what you do 24/7, you are the king of topix jackass trolls. I bet you make your family proud.
Dang... Now EVERYBODY knows.

Since: Jan 10

Scotts Vegas

#59935 Jul 2, 2012
THE UNA FARTER wrote:
<quoted text>
You moron, homo simply means man. Go whine to mother, Norman. You know I don't give a schitt. Tough, you don't have any man parts.
No when homo stands alone like that it means queer una, church crasher, woman basher anti-patriotic coward una. Can una prove any of this incorrect?
Sam the Sham

Lexington, KY

#59936 Jul 2, 2012
Blueminer wrote:
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No when homo stands alone like that it means queer una, church crasher, woman basher anti-patriotic coward una. Can una prove any of this incorrect?
Whats up Blue?

Since: Jun 12

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#59937 Jul 2, 2012
A FART NUT HERE wrote:
<quoted text>After being on topix for over a year I have finally come to realize that this forum is not meant for any serious intelligent discussion of any relevant issues. It is a forum for jackasses and idiots to present their stupidity and attempts at humor as a form of entertainment and you are a hired topix troll to make sure of this which is why you have about 25,000 posts to your credit. This is your job and this is what you do 24/7, you are the king of topix jackass trolls. I bet you make your family proud.
I'm sorry it took you a year to figure this out. Most of us caught on rather quickly. Please light a match before leaving.. Little "fowl" in here
Sam the Sham

Lexington, KY

#59938 Jul 2, 2012
Miss E Font wrote:
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I'm sorry it took you a year to figure this out. Most of us caught on rather quickly. Please light a match before leaving.. Little "fowl" in here
You might check Unas underware.

Since: Jan 10

Scotts Vegas

#59939 Jul 2, 2012
THE UNA FARTER wrote:
<quoted text>
You moron, homo simply means man. Go whine to mother, Norman. You know I don't give a schitt. Tough, you don't have any man parts.
One more thing moron una, I would like to see you prove "homo" simply means man. The moron that you are might just think he was about to burn Bluminer, but the bigger moron that you REALLY are will just reinforce the bigger moron call.

Also remember, modern man(homo-sapiens), una(homo).
Miss Often

Winchester, KY

#59940 Jul 2, 2012
Miss E Font wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm sorry it took you a year to figure this out. Most of us caught on rather quickly. Please light a match before leaving.. Little "fowl" in here
Is that why you post here so often? You too like to make a jackass out of yourself along with Una? When the old regulars were here there was intelligent meaningful discussion going on which quickly ended when the likes of Una and licma showed up. Why do you encourage Una's idiocy?
You are

Winchester, KY

#59941 Jul 2, 2012
You are wrote:
<quoted text>Yes I am
a jackass
Sam the Sham

London, KY

#59942 Jul 2, 2012
I cant take it anymore. I'm coming out.
I love you Blueminer. I want a homosexual relationship with you. We need to hook up as soon as possible. There's a fire in my pants that only you can put out.
How about it poodle?
Sam the Sham

London, KY

#59943 Jul 2, 2012
Remember that night back in college Blueminer?
When you earned your name while we were drunk in our dorm-room? Then we pretended that we didn't remember anything the next morning? I remembered and I know you did too. I cant get it out of my mind.
Will you meet me somewhere poodle? Or should I say, meat me.
you are

Lexington, KY

#59944 Jul 2, 2012
Miss Often wrote:
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I like to post here often? I too like to make a jackass out of myself along with Una? When the old regulars were here there was intelligent meaningful discussion going on which quickly ended when the likes of Una and licma showed up. Why do I encourage Una's idiocy?
Tell us
Sam the Sham

Lexington, KY

#59945 Jul 2, 2012
Yes a poodle would be a nice change.

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