Woman calls 911 to report herself as drunk driver

The call came into the 911 dispatcher: "I don't want to hurt anybody. I'm drunk." And with that, Mary Strey, 49, of Granton, reported herself as a drunken driver about three miles northeast of Neilsville in central Wisconsin.

[paula]

Good for her. Although she never should have gotten behind the wheel to begin with at least she was smart enough to do something about it herself. I hope they go easy on her.

[Concerned American]

You sure got to be very drunk to do that.

[El Paso Taxpayer]

Might have been easier and cheaper to just call a cab.

[Internet Cop]

Some people make my job far too easy........

[shawn]

Jim Backus?? So Thurston Howell finally made his way of that crazy island and became a Sheriff's Chief Deputy?
Good for him!

[RXRFL63]

What was she thinking, everyone knows you don't talk on a cellphone while driving.