Drunk Woman Calls 911, Says She's Driving

The call came into the 911 dispatcher: "I don't want to hurt anybody. I'm drunk." And with that, Mary Strey, 49, of Granton, reported herself as a drunken driver about three miles northeast of Neilsville in central Wisconsin.

[TomSawyer65]

If she was sober enough to call 911 she was sober enough to call a cab. Common sense goes a long way, IF you use it :-)

[Internet Cop]

TomSawyer65 wrote:

If she was sober enough to call 911 she was sober enough to call a cab. Common sense goes a long way, IF you use it :-)

Common sense? I vaguely remember hearing that term before.But it's been years..........

[911 Dispatch]

Dispatch: Ma'am, where is the drunk driver located?

Strey: In my drivers seat.

[Internet Cop]

911 Dispatch wrote:

Dispatch: Ma'am, where is the drunk driver located?
Strey: In my drivers seat.

Some people are just too stupid to be walking the streets.......

[The Monkey]

My Mexican cousin 'El Monkey' drinks and drives too.
They're gonna get him eventually.

[podunk]

TomSawyer65 wrote:

If she was sober enough to call 911 she was sober enough to call a cab. Common sense goes a long way, IF you use it :-)

just program a one button 9-11 call in your cell phone then when you'r drunk. it'll be much easier ... that's what i do....

[Paul]

Common sense is not that common.

[Proff Louie alternater]

911,what is your emergency,,,????
I'm drunk and I'm driving.!
OK,,? Do you drink and drive often,,??
NO,,Only when I'm heavily COKED UP.!
Do you have coke in the car now,,?
A little,,but the main load is in my boyfriends house...
Pull over and turn on your flashers,,ma'am,,,,

[Internet Cop]

Maam,we can't get out there for an hour or so. Is there any way you could taze yourself?

[fun in the sun]

I loved the one where a cop calls 911 and tells them i think i'm dead we've just eaten brownies laced with some good shit i think i'm dying..they had stolen some hawaiian shit out of the drug locker at work that was to be evidence...ooops

[TomSawyer65]

fun in the sun wrote:

I loved the one where a cop calls 911 and tells them i think i'm dead we've just eaten brownies laced with some good shit i think i'm dying..they had stolen some hawaiian shit out of the drug locker at work that was to be evidence...ooops

I saw this one when the guy called 911 because his girlfriend was on the floor from eating the whole batch of brownies! It was hilarious! He did think she was going to die.

[AnnABananAngel]

Paul wrote:

Common sense is not that common.

she wasnt drunk, if she was drunk she would not have contacted anyone= keep on driving lol

[Gtowner]

TomSawyer65 wrote:

If she was sober enough to call 911 she was sober enough to call a cab. Common sense goes a long way, IF you use it :-)

Granton doesn't have cabs, it is a tiny village with only bars and Amish.

[writewingproxyco ntin]

This is an outrage!

There are laws against talking on a cell phone while operating a vehicle.

Get with it, people.

[tony1003]

Alcohol goes in the blood stream, brain cells go out the window. Medical science has proven that alcohol does kill brain cells, didn't know it happen this fast!

[reprobate]

I know a guy who did the same thing as this woman, and his reason was that he had a fight with his wife and thought she would be more sympathetic if he were locked up. The only problem was that he didn't get locked up but got dropped off at his house in stead. It was his car that got locked up. In turn, his wife got even madder because he lost his license and had to pay a fine. The next time this situation arose he took a flight and sobered up in Hawaii.

[TomSawyer65]

Gtowner wrote:

<quoted text> Granton doesn't have cabs, it is a tiny village with only bars and Amish.

Nor intelligence? Now her mug shot is listed in Dumbest Criminals...... I guess everyone is seeking their 15 minutes of fame and glory ;-)