how you hate oregon; let you count th...

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#2337 Apr 8, 2013
ALL THE ENTITLED SELF SABOTAGING GENIUSES WHO CANTTAND TO ACTUALLY LIVE IN THEIR OWN PROUD MESSES PATTING THEMSELVES ON THE BACK WHILE THEY POISON THE VERY THING THEY WANT BUT CANT AFFORD BECUASE THEY NEVER BOTHERED NOW WANNA CASH IN THEIR "I'M HUMAN TOO"? CARD? SHAMELESS PATHETIC STUPID SELFISH PETTY STUPID ANIMALS!
Not Idjitgonian

Cambridge, OH

#2339 Apr 21, 2013
Orkin33 is a good example of the uneducated, mouth breathing,
knuckle dragging idjitgonian.
Too stupid to realize his endless commentaries are nothing but idiotic.
Too ignorant to frame an intelligent argument.
Too inexperienced to have been any where else for long,
and so, has nothing to compare Oregon to.
An idiot, in short, Endlessly wallowing in his own ignorant feces....
.and thinking it is clever.
No one else does.
But he isnt quite smart enough to understand that, or much of anything, as you can see by his commentary. Childish, naive, ignorant fool,
in short.....another Oregon dweller.
PSRich

Palm Springs, CA

#2340 Apr 22, 2013
I don't hate the State of Oregon, just the "I live in Oregon" so I don't have to pay the tax here in your state" crowd. It happens all the time here in Palm Springs. Let's review: You're here in the desert in the winter because your weather is horrible. We appreciate you visiting and most are welcome to return. But those of you who don't want to pay the sales taxes that help keep your vacation paradise clean and welcoming? Well, you're certainly welcome to go to Seattle for some sunshine in December instead. Of course you could go to Hawaii and be laughed out the state claiming "you don't have to pay taxes". Get a friggin' clue & quit asking for a discount because of where you live. It's nauseating and arrogant. When in Rome... Or just stay home if you don't want to play by the local rules.

PS: Saying "Washington doesn't charge me sales tax" doesn't mean anything to us either.

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#2341 Apr 22, 2013
NOT IDNGONATE-YEP YOU GOT THE CHILDISH IGNORANT FOOL PART RIGHT ON ! CAN'T FOOL ME THATS MY JOB!

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#2342 Apr 22, 2013
NOTIDGETGONIAN-AND JUST WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THE NW? AND IN ALL YOUR UNVALIDATED PRE CONCIEBVED NOTIONS DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHY YOU ARE HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE? SAVE YOUR "SMARTARSE" COMMENTS FOR THE SMART PEOPLES THEN

Since: Sep 10

Oakland, CA

#2343 Apr 24, 2013
The Sensitive Male of Portland

Nature abhors nothing more than the sensitive male yet he proliferates in Portland.

You will often be out at the Saturday Market and say to yourself, "Another lesbian couple!?" Upon closer examination you noticed that the more feminine looking partner is not a lesbian but is fact a man, the sensitive male.

This is a guy that is really in touch with his feelings and it is not below him to gently weep after reading a poem or a love story. He usually "is not really into sports". He prefers careers in the "healing fields" like massage therapy, teaching yoga or some sort of new age mumbo-jumbo therapy. He is devoid of any passion or a sense of humor.

Regular guys horrify him. He is disdainful of them and feels that his sensitive approach to life is superior.

A psycho-feminist usually scoops him up and she controls every aspect his life. Eventually he decides, after years of dream remission therapy, that he is a homosexual and he leaves her.

The sensitive male likes to read Iron John Bly and participates in events allied with the Men's Movement. He can be found pounding on a drum in the woods with other sensitive males. He is best personified by the hippie school teacher Mr. Van Dreesen on the Beavis and Butthead cartoons.

Womyn in Portland prefer that all men go down the road of sensitive male and throngs of counselors in the mental health and educational professions have made it their business to castrate young men by turning them into these cream puff, pussies known as "sensitive males"

Since: Sep 10

Oakland, CA

#2344 Apr 24, 2013
The Psycho-Feminist of Oregon

This is usually a young woman in her 20's or 30's. She has attended college and has received some feminist indoctrination in how awful the male species is.

One small problem is that the Psycho-Feminist still prefers men sexually.
Somehow she must balance her desire for empowerment with her more natural desire to find a mate.

The Psycho-Feminist is truly as confused individual. She really has no idea how to reconcile her place in the world. She cannot balance her professional aspirations with her private life and is in constant turmoil over making any sacrifice between marriage, family and career.

If you have had the misfortune to have dated or married such a woman I feel for you. Once you get out of that relationship, and you must get out, you will need years of therapy before you are right again.

The Psycho-Feminist will subject you to years of emotional abuse over her gender turmoil. She's not a man but doesn't know what it means to be woman.
One minute she will want flowers and doors held open for her the next minute she will be cursing you out like a drunken sailor for some perceived slight.

This breed more often than not ends up joining the ranks of the Crones.
You can usually find the Psycho-Feminist at Powell's Bookstore completely immersed in some feminist manifesto like "Our Bodies Ourselves".

Guys, do yourselves a favor and find a nice foreign-born girl.

Since: Sep 10

Oakland, CA

#2345 Apr 24, 2013
The Dude

This is without a doubt the most ubiquitous character roaming the streets of Portland or any other Latte town for that matter. The Dude is usually a young white male that has great enthusiasm for games that are usually associated with extreme sports and the X-Games.

He is called a Dude because this is the most commonly used word in his vocabulary. You've heard them before. They are the kind of guys that refer to everyone as 'dude' and use 'dude' as a noun adjective and a verb.

When they say 'dude' they put a lot of emphasis on the "u". They say 'duuude' instead of 'dude'.

Their aspiration is for life to resemble an extended hobby. Work is playful and play is something they pursue with earnest. Most don't work but if they must you can find them working at places that sell skateboards, snowboards and other thing that are of supreme importance to the Dude.

Dudes are usually extremely stupid and have flunked out of all the worst community colleges so they rarely associate with the activist or artist-intellectual unless of course there is some sort of sharing of drugs thing going on.

The Dude is held in high esteem in Portland because he is seen as someone who is bucking the system. He will quit a job in a heartbeat if the swells on the Columbia are optimal for shredding.

He lives for the moment, the perfect wave and the perfect buzz.

Priorities and responsibilities are no more than an after thought for these Portland cowboys.

Hippies

These characters are the status quo in Portland. They seem to run across three generations and are composed of people who came from privileged backgrounds because no one from the real world could possibly embrace the fairytale concepts that the hippies hold dear.

The hippies day is a full day consisting of sleeping till noon, smoking pot, protesting progress and reason, playing hackey sack and seeing how long they can go without bathing before they become infested with ticks.

The hippie's biggest fears are work and responsibility so they go to great lengths to paint the "system" as thoroughly corrupt in order to avoid growing up. In their eyes any participation in the "system" is "selling out". This allows the hippy to live a lay about life without any moral quandary.

Hippies without trust funds and generous parents must do some sort of work in order to buy pot and overpriced organic hippy food. This is why Portland has so many "markets". These are closed markets in the classic Marxist tradition. The hippies sell their hippy crap to tourist and yuppies with more money than sense. Here you can buy beeswax candles, dream catchers, and soap dishes made out of bird feathers. Bring plenty of money cause this shit ain't cheap. All major credit cards accepted.

Hippies are easy to spot in Portland. Just envision the crowd at the original Woodstock in 1969. That's exactly what you will see with the Portland hippy. They will usually go by names like Sunshine, Rain, Heather, Noah, Seth or Jeremiah although the varieties are endless.

Some hippies are hard to spot. They are usually 40 and over and have compromised themselves with jobs. Make no mistake about it, they are still hippies and when 5:00 pm rolls around they ditch the suit in favor of Birkenstocks and hemp clothing. These are the ones that make sure that the hippy ethos is forcefully inserted in all spheres of Portland's civic, cultural and business affairs. They are the ones that ensure that Portland remains soft on crime and educational standards and hard on increased taxation, subsidies and cumbersome business regulations.

Since: Mar 10

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#2346 Apr 24, 2013
PORTLAND STINKS-WELL YOU CAN ALWAYS MOVE TO OAKLAND OR COMPTON OR EAST L.A IF WHITE NEIGHBORHODS ARE SO BAD? YOU KNOW THOSE WHITE NEIGHBORHOODS RAMPANT CRIME TRASH GANGS ETC.

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#2347 Apr 24, 2013
PDXX SUCKS-WELL OF COURSE THERES PLENTY OF HIPPIES-THEY WILL ENSURE WE HAVE THAT SOCIALISM THAT AMERICA AND MEXICOS REFRIED FOLKS ARE SCREAMING FOR

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#2348 Apr 24, 2013
WE ALREADY HAVE THE FLEEING CALFIORNIANS DUMPING THEIR SAME BRAINWASHED AGENDA THE MEXICANS HAVE BEEN PUMPING THEIR HEADS WITH FOR THE PAST 30 YEARS AND LIKE SOME BIZZARO AMSTERDAM POLICE STATE SO SHALL IT BE FOR AMERICA

Since: May 13

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#2349 May 10, 2013
Skoda wrote:
<quoted text>
Wilma,
We've got just the place for you, Chicago, Illinois.
Don't worry people aren't nice here.
We've got graft and corruption.
The smoke is so bad it effects Milwaukee, WI.
You want slums, we've got North Lawndale. We've got the Projects.
Chicago is considered a "Right to Crime" city. Drugs are available anywhere.
Cost of living is about 50% higher than Portland; and the taxes are off the scale.
Come on back, you might even get assaulted!
Work took me away from Portland, but I'll be back!
Skoda
LOL, I lived in Chicago for a while. That is the Rude Capital of the World. Also the homicide capital of the US of A. And, guns are banned there. It's another one party town too. Republicans don't exist in Chicago. I celebrated for a month when I was finally able to move away.
Not there

Pittsburgh, PA

#2350 May 10, 2013
Say goodbye to your entire state, and half of the next one!
Can you say..."Hanford New Clear Dawn?"
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/04/05/1198...

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#2351 May 13, 2013
THANKS FOR SHARING ? MAY EVERY OTHER STATE SUFFER THE SAME DEMISE!

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#2352 May 13, 2013
PDX SUCKS-WELL IN TEXAS A "DUDE" IS A GENUINE PUPPY DOG TURD! SO HOWS THAT?

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#2353 May 13, 2013
PORTLAND STINKS-HIPPIES LEFTIES BLAH BLAH YES WELL WHAT DO YOU EXPECT THE WEST COAST IS THE SPAWNING GROUND FOR A SOCIALIST/COMMUNIST AMERICA WHY DO YOU THINK MEXICOS SOCIALIST/COMMIE CORRUPT MESS IS BEING IMPOSED INTO AMERICA UNDER THE GUISE OF RACE?

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#2354 May 13, 2013
"SOCIALISM IS A PHILOSOPHY OF FAILURE,THE CREED OF IGNORANCE, AND THE GOSPEL OF ENVY ITS INHERINT VIRTUE IS THE EQUAL SHARING OF MISERY"-WINSTON CHURCHILL

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#2355 May 13, 2013
BEWARE THE "OOPS I'M SORRY
" SUBHUMAN CALIFORNIA MANTRA ALONG WITH THE CHEAP LIP SERVICE THEY HAVE BEEN SCALPED BY THEIR AWESOME MEXI MASTERS AND ARE LOOKING FOR SOMEOEN TO VALIDATE THEIR "HUMANITY"

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#2356 May 14, 2013
ENOUGH OF THESE BLOW UP DOLL CALIFORNIANS SOMEBODY SHOULD HAND OUT SAFETY PINS TO THE PEOPLE OF THIS STATE HAD TO CHECK ONE OF THE ENTITLED MOMMYS BOYS THE OTHER NIGHT AND THE WHOLE BUS CLAPPED AND CHEERED FOR ME-I TOLD HIM YOUR LUCKY THE PEOPLE OF OREGON MADE A PLACE FOR YOU TO RUN TO BOY!

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#2357 May 14, 2013
IF THE MEXICANS DON'T WANT YOU CALIFORNIANS AMERICA SURE DOESNT! I CAN ONLY SPEAK FOR MYSELF BUT I'M SURE THERES A COUPLE MORE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO FEEL THE SAME THEY'RE LIKE BRAINWASHED CRIPPLED CHILDREN OF THE CANDY CORN! UGH

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